Tax Help, 2021!!

New cartoon, reused gag!

And two more topical tax time 'toons from the days of yore!!

Speaking Of Fighting Viruses...

Ghosts of Christmas Past!

For your diversion, entertainment, and wicked glee, I present some slightly revised Yuletide WolfieToons of bygone years!  

¡Feliz Navidad!

New Reruns

Like the man said, "any book you haven't read before is a new one!" 

So there might be someone cruising along here for whom these Teenaged 'Toons from the Wolfie Files are spankin' new!

 I really like this first one.

There was a time when this little 'toon could have have appeared in any Family Newspaper!  

Do you think it might cause a ruckus now?

Here's a very cartoony 'toon, and a rare WolfieToon employing a cane!

And I've seen someone using this one on YouTube!

See ya later, gators!

A Halloween Re-Rerun!

And this little piggy said, "Re!  Re!  Re!" all the way home.  

And she made sure a Wolfie was chasing her.

Looks like the October full moon came a re bit early for Halloween this year-- so allow me to compensate.

And salivate.

A "D & D" Tale!

For ten years, my WolfieToons were a weekly feature of the now-defunct subscription story site "Discipline & Desire."  There were a lot of fine and funny writers there, and it was owned, operated, and edited by one of the hardest-working entrepreneurs in the world, a lovely and creative woman who signed herself Reesa Roberts. She was actually the second owner, and did a remarkable amount of work promoting it, and all the work of her writers.  She also penned some pretty hot tales herself!

Editor Reesa gave me a lot of leeway, but also kept me on track and out of most trouble.  And she made some invaluable contributions to several cartoons! For instance, I did one in which the Spanker was lamenting the fact that the Spankee seemed to be enjoying herself a little too much.  Reesa said, "So, put someone in the background yelling, "Use the paddle, Dumbass!"  And thus was born Paddle-Cat!

Paddle-Cat made a few return visits, like this one:

So-- I came up with a 'toon in which a Baker decided her Gingerbread Men should be Anatomically Correct, and Well and Truly So.  I mean, you wouldn't want the things breaking off in the bag on the way home, would you? 

It was a pretty explicit cartoon for Wolfie, and Mama Reesa wrote to me, 

"Do we really need to show the little cockapoos?"

"Cockapoos??"

But, okay, Boss, we'll do it your way.  I slapped a sign over the offending bits, and guess what!  The cartoon actually got funnier!

But because I'm a natural-born wiseguy, I had to send this to Reesa the next week, declaring, "I'm putting Cockapoos in THIS cartoon!"

Reesa's reply was,

"Those aren't Cockapoos.  Those are dogs."

I love this lady!!

Thank you very much, Reesa, for one of the best experiences of my life, for all your encouragement, for your terrifically ferocious efforts for all of us, and most especially, for being the woman you are.

Spankin' New!

Included in this week's flurry of color is this brand-new WolfieToon, called, "Beth's Brithday, 1971!"

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And each class member replied-- with straight faces!!--"Yes, thank you, we will never, ever do anything to provoke a hot bottom!"  

That fibhood alone should have been sufficient provocation!

Wolfie's Wonderful World of Color!

Pink and red crayons employed again!

My Love Has A Red, Red Rump

Rick the Other Wolfman asked to see some Pink On Display here!

Perhaps you'd like that, too?  How about one or two every day this week?

Behold!

The Hell You Say!