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Many of the men of my family play golf.  But not I. 

So when these drawings from the redoubtable Frank Frazetta popped up, I began to wonder what I might be missing!

Especially if I got good enough to coach!

As a topper, this has nothing to do with golf, but I thought you'd enjoy this Frank Frazetta image, too!

Volleyball Sugar Smacks!

Just saw my Hometown College Football Team win their game by twenty points, and it reminded me, because I Yam What I Yam, and That's All What I Yam, that there have forever been jokes about all the congratulatory butt-slapping on the gridiron.

Butt-- you know what?  

There's a sport with a lot more fanny smacking than I think high school, college or pro American Football ever saw-- and that would be Women's Volleyball!

And who could blame anyone?  I mean, look at all this temptation!

Now immediately, some will say it's because a lot of these girls "play for the other team," and I'm certain a lot of them do.  

However, a huge part of it will also be good-natured camaraderie, and feminine affection, and just a nigh-irresistible urge to pat and pet the adorable little round bottom of someone you love!

In any case, it's quite... heart-warming to see!

Speaking of the other team--

And here are video highlights from a game with almost non-stop fanny pats, butt-grabbing, and the jiggling of others' behinds!

Now, leave us not presume that the yellow-jersied girls of St. Francis are in any way repressed or affection-starved so that they relish their bottom contact as much or more than the game itself.  

But there is a lot of it.

And, who knows?  Maybe after the game, someone will decide to put her friend or rival or friendly rival right across her lap for a proper spanking, with no pretense!

  

Like the duck on that irritating TV ad says--

Color Commentary!

Well, the NCAA Football Championship (Alabama Crimson Tide VS. Georgia Bulldogs) is on this coming Monday (January 8th!)  

Once upon a time-- if I'm remembering correctly, and that's not a certainty-- the Georgia cheerleaders had "BULLDOGS!" proudly printed across the seat of their panties.  Does anyone else remember that?

Anyway, I thought some colorful sports-type WolfieToons would be appropriate now!

Forrre! And Five! Six! And Seven!!

I'm not much of a sports fan, but I did notice the PGA has its Open Championship going on, and while you wouldn't think a game in which the winner has the least amount of strokes would inspire me, I have done golf-related cartoons.  Like so:

Here's the original sketch for that-- you can see I decided the guy should be a lefty.

And while we're in Scotland, let's stop off at that magical, mystical place--