--You'd Better Go In Disguise!
Or, with your mask on, anyway!
And whether you're just browsing for ideas, or doing actual, timely Holiday Shopping, you ought to see if your favorite outlet carries this delightful item:
And look for those fun stocking-stuffers, too!
Maybe "stocking stuffers" is not the right term for those toys?
Oh, yeah, "Pervertables," that's it!