WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Sunday, February 28, 2021

The Adventures of Paddle Cat!

Every now and then, in moments of desperate bewilderment, one masterful meow cuts through the confusion with the heartening cry:


It's

PADDLE CAT!!

P.C. made his first appearance in this badly-drawn but pretty funny "Discipline & Desire" WolfieToon in 2007:



And returned periodically.




There was a variant in his last appearance to date, in February of 2015:



Although the recent missions of Paddle Cat have not been documented, he is still abroad, straightening the synapses of tangled Tops, and bringing Truth, Justice, and Joy, to say nothing of a really good sting, to beleaguered Bottoms everywhere!







19 comments:

  1. These spanker deserve to be called 'dumbass'if they start a spanking without the paddle close at hand.
    I'm sure P.C. didn't purchase the paddle which begs the question , who did ?

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    1. Good question, Glen'! There are lots of stories, including one that they are manufactured from the finest hand-embossed peach pits by a subsidiary of the Easter Bunny supplier in far away places with strange-sounding names. But who knows for sure?

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    2. Sounds like an item a woman would buy !
      That explains why the paddle is always close to P.C. ...P.C. and the ladies are working together on this, although the ladies would be spanked harder if they called him Dumbass.

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    1. Thanks, Fondles!!
      Paddle Cat, Paddle Cat,
      Ever so near!
      Has a paddle ready now
      To brighten your rear!
      :-D

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    2. Paddle Cat, Paddle Cat
      Don't be a bore
      Your paddle's too late getting here
      My bum's already sore!


      I also love rhymes!

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  3. That cat has big teeth and a bigger paddle !
    B ;)

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    1. That he does, Brigitte, that he does! I think those might be temporary crowns while he waits for the real one, and then he'll be king of the beasts!

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  4. Given the number of anecdotes of women who want to be spanked but have reluctant hubbies, it seems there are plenty of households would benefit from a visit from Paddle Cat to push hubby in the right direction...

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    1. Absolutely, QQB! Loveley ladies are leaving notes by their fireplaces for Paddle Cat right now, along with plates of "Temptations" cat treats, in anticipation of his participation!

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  5. loved the adventures of paddle cat.
    bottoms up
    Red

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    1. :-D Because it's a bright, cheery color, and you can see it coming!

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  7. and to compare the color of the recipients bottom...
    B

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    1. Thank you very much, P! I relish everyone's enjoyment!!

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