WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Monday, May 11, 2026

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, Turn Her Around!

 I would like to think that the 2011 WolfieToon below excited a plethora of imitations! But really, it's just the way that minds of a kind work!

For generations and generations, dolls and action figures have helped us Spankophiles define and explore our predilection, and it's not such a long jump from spanking dolls, or having them spank each other, to having the dolls spank you! Especially the big, warm, cuddly, protective, loving bear!

I've heard tell that Teddy can be a surrogate of another kind, but that's a discussion for some later time.











14 comments:

  1. welcome back Dave, I remember all those from back when---. Bye for now, Aussie Jenny

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    1. Thank you, very much, A.J.! I will have new ones soon!

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  2. Hilarious Dave.
    Hope he gets her spanking hint.

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    1. Thanks, Glen'! Yes, let's hope he's not obtuse nor ungrateful!

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  3. I do get squirmy (in a good way!) when I see a cartoon or something like your drawing! I actually have a giant teddy bear too so when I saw your toon last year going trough your archives I had to try it out myself. It’s a fun set up but was definitely more fun when my hubby realized I was in the mood & gave me real ones! 🤭

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    1. That is delightful to read, Honeygirl! Did he sing like Elvis, "Oh, let me be--- your Teddy Bear!" My hope is always to provoke squirmy hilarity!!

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  4. and soon robotic teddies with IA...
    come and play with us!
    https://oaks-and-pines.com/
    B

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  5. i remember this rhyme from my childhood!! I'll never hear/see it in quite the same light after these pics!

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  6. Hi! Dave, it's so unfair, looks like we will be losing Dr. Ken's blog soon!!! what are we going to do? lets run a picket line, will that work??? Bye for now, Aussie Jenny.

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    1. Hello, Jenny! You may have thought I'd completely fallen off, too! Yes, a lot of these blogs have gone the way of all flesh for various reasons. All we can do is enjoy those that are left, or any new ones popping up! C'est la vie, as they say in Germany. ("That ain't German!!") I do have some new cartoons it's taking me a while to finish; other things grab my time and attention!

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  7. ok Dave, looking forward to more from you soon.

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  8. Hi! Dave, did you happen to get into trouble for posting the Teddy bear ones like Dr. Ken was? rediculous. Bye for now, Aussie Jenny.

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    1. Hi, Jen! Nope, no trouble at all. I never knew they had given Doc any grief.
      FaceBook has occasionally and inconsistently complained about my stuff, but not much in sixteen years. Pinterest eliminated my account after being fine with it for two or three years, while leaving much worse stuff intact.
      I don't recall if it was Blogger or another format that eliminated one cartoon I'd done because someone complained. It had the seat of a woman's dress with a hole burned in it from spanking, and she was telling the spanker that was probably enough.
      If I thought it was that funny an idea, or had been all that well drawn, I'd venture to put it up here again and see what happens. But there're other and better things I have to do.

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