Attention, Professional Ad People:

Bride Carolyn wants you to know:

What Tha?

Once before (in fact, here!) I facetiously suggested that Kurt Schaffenberger could have made that (in)famous Lois Lane comic book spanking panel sexier.

But, all seriousness aside, they deliberately didn't.  First of all, their target audience in 1960 was mostly young youngsters, and besides, they were going for the Lucille Ball sitcom type humor, not the Jane Mansfield Burlesque sort.

Nevertheless, all these decades later, some misguided miscreant has altered the original art to see what it might have looked like if responsible adults hadn't been in charge.

Tsk!  Honestly.

(Surreptitiously wipes paint off his paws)

Here, I'd better present the art as intended and published, to prevent the salacious seduction of the innocent.