Warm-Bottomed Elfs!*

Cheers!

I hope your winter days and holidays will be warmed with the love of friends and family!

Maybe some lovely and loving fannies will be warmed, too.

*Now, for you Grammarians who choked on your hot chocolate reading the title, I'll explain that I used the older correct spelling.

As recently as 1937 (as Time goes, that's recent), the Dictionary showed the accurate form of more than one "dwarf" as "dwarfs," which can be verified by the Disney movie title, "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs." 

That same year, University of Oxford Philology professor J.R.R. Tolkien explained in his introduction to "The Hobbit" that although "elfs" was the proper plural of "elf," he used "Elves" (and "Dwarves") to distinguish his ancient peoples of Middle Earth from any others.

My naughty little Arctic Imps are not of that distinguished lineage. Therefore, I use "Elfs!"

Say, what's that cracking noise, carrying so far in the ice-cold air up here?

Well, you can see they're pretty busy there, so let's wander on up a bit, and, oh, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but an OTK Elf and a blundering deer!

 All quite droll, but these tantalizing toymakers should keep Karma in mind:

Meanwhile, back in the shop~!

 

Well!  You don't suppose that any of these Elfs are a trifle kinky??

Mmm, could beeeee~!!

It's a good thing Paddle Cat has come to visit Jolly Old with his invaluable advice!

More Holiday Hilarity and Horniness to come!!

Meanwhile, at the North Pole Workshop:

 Branko asked if there would be any new cartoons here!  Yes, there is one on the way.  Meanwhile, an altered rerun and its story.

I've been sharing WolfieToons on the Wolfie FaceBook page for a dozen years or more, and suddenly last week, the Arbitrary FaceBook Censor Robots deleted the last two I had posted, sending me a scolding note saying anything even hinting at Prurient Interests and displaying Feminine Buttocks is strictly against FaceBook Community Standards, whether only invited "friends" can see it or not, and that sort of lascivious larking is never, ever allowed by anybody, anywhere, anytime, anyhow, and they maintain the standards all the time with everybody all around the world, so you just better mind your Ps and Qs, Pal!

Naturally, I had posted the two horribly offensive cartoons there before in earlier posts, and they're still there, along with everything else I've ever put up.  

Now you're probably curious as to which two they were.  Behold:

It's not the first time I've run into unexpected and inconsistent "protective" censorship-- YouTube sent me similar messages, and Pinterest killed three pages I had there altogether after a few years, because my restrained and humorous take on erotic spanking has always been beyond the pale amidst the other explicit and even gynecological things allowed to stand.  

Nevertheless, I thought it prudent to revise this North Pole Workshop cartoon, putting mischievous Elf Candy's sheer panty-tights on.  (That might actually make it sexier.)

I also changed the font for Elf Norma's remarks, hopefully making them more legible.  You wouldn't have known her name before, so now you do.  The 4 Man, by the way, is named Elf Rusty Randy, the dude in the back with the exploding model airplane is Elf Gunther.  The Very Interested Doll is Patty Peepers, and the bear with Tex-Avery-Take Button Eyes is Pooka.

I wonder if the Random Roving Robots ever noticed that the Barbie and GI Joe stand-ins appear to be Up To Something?  So far, this version has been left alone.  If they've "seen" it, perhaps they perceive the situation as the performance of proper punishment, and nothing sexual in nature, so all is well.

But we know better!!

Oh, and just outside and a few yards away, a similar scene is taking place!

Now, I don't know if Santa's Elves are a just naturally a rambunctious and randy lot, or if there is an appointed Spankers Squad, but this seems to go on a lot!  At least in WolfieWorld.

Later, Wolfiekateers!