One Day While Walking Up The Stares...

This is the younger sibling of the previous post's cartoon!

More Summer Fun!

In responses to the previous Beach Post, Brigitte wondered about the girls who wear thongs.

Well, it goes like this sometimes:

Professor Tom's Graduate Student! (A Wolfie Pastiche)

Bet you've seen the MGM Tom & Jerry cartoon from 1948, "Professor Tom," in which the big cat fails to teach the little tomcat Topsy how to be a ferocious mouser.  In fact, at one point, Topsy happily releases Jerry Mouse, earning a hard spanking from Tom until Jerry come to the rescue by breaking Tom's tail.

If perchance you haven't seen the actual cartoon, you've probably run across the GIF all over the Web.

Well, I thought it would be a lot more fun if Tom took a post-graduate coed in hand instead of the little tomcat.   Let's call her Patty Plushbottom.  Behold!

Happy Holiday Weekend!

Howldy!

Here's a brand-new WolfieToon for your Fourth Celebration!

It maybe should have been here yesterday, but you were probably off eating hot dogs and watching stuff blow up, anyway.  This way I've extended the fun!

The Father I Go

Slipping in a Happy Daddy's Day WolfieToon here!

Grr!

It's My Point Of View, Anyway!

 I suppose certain Spankees might argue that not everyone thinks these POV cartoons are as cute as I do.

But who's the Top in this situation, anyway?

Besides, it was a great way to beat the deadline back in the day.

And Now For Something Completely Subversive

  Found "Circus Antics" in my files.  

It's probably the weirdest WolfieToon you've ever seen, or are likely to.

Is it funny?  Possibly.  Is it erotic?  Unlikely.  What it is, though, is a nose-thumbing.

I decided to tell as much of its story as I remember.

The Web Hosts (whoever they were) of "Discipline & Desire" had decided in 2010 that our content needed policing.  Why, Zeus knows.  Maybe they thought a site devoted to erotic spanking was... troublesome.  I suspect that Money-- or the lack of a lot of it being made for them-- was the cause. They were hosting other "adult" sites, all of which were a lot more explicit than "D&D", and also a lot more profitable.

So for whatever reason, the Owner-Editor, the Authors, and the Cartoonist were given a list of restrictions, and, like nearly all censoring efforts, that list and its enforcement were completely arbitrary and inconsistent.  The stories began to be "overseen" by a rudimentary scanning robot that couldn't take any context into account.  

For example, the authors could have their characters swear, but not use evocative, volatile terms like "murder," and "kill."  So, "Aw, f*ck this sh*t" was perfectly acceptable, but, "Wow, this hike is murder!  My feet are killing me!" set off loud alarms, chucked the story, and got the author banished.

The Mild-Mannered Cartoonist, who chose never to show explicit things anyway, was forbidden from employing any sort of nudity, and a list of other unnecessary and prudish restrictions.

Therefore I decided that my next published cartoon would proudly feature-- its characters' denials notwithstanding-- Violent Monkey-Spanking.

Or, since it is literally a monkey spanking a human-- Implied Bestiality.

That just might be a female monkey, too, so, Implied Lesbian Bestiality.

She certainly has erect nipples!

She's also flipping off the censors with her back foot.  

The Ringmistress Spankee has a fine display  of Décolletage, that is, Cleavage, which might also look like a bare butt.

Her moans are almost orgasmic.

In the background, there's some clown honking his own pink horn to relieve the blue balls.

To the right is another clown in erect phallic form and color, who is also pretty close to an offensive cartoon racial stereotype.

Further to the right is another nearly offensive cartoon racial stereotype, wielding a phallic-shaped and (Caucasian) colored net, while casting a shadow in the form of a vulva.

Seems to me there were other things hidden in the shapes and shadows and colors, but they must have been so subtle that even I've forgotten them now.  Probably the brown ground is a scatological reference to what I thought of the new "purity laws" for an adult-oriented website whose contributors were classy and talented people.

I didn't explain any of that to the Owner-Editor, who thought this cartoon was a little strange, but published it anyway, not knowing she was aiding my slightly subversive protest.

And now you know...

the Rest...

of the Story.

Puns and Buns, the Third

Puns and Buns, Cartoon the Second

"Gasp!  Wolfie, that's shocking!  Showing that fellow's bare chest and all!"

Puns And Buns, Number One

And a very big thank you to Mr, Richard Windsor for his very kind remarks on WolfieToons at THIS POST at "The House of Richard Windsor!"  

What The Butler Saw (And Did)

A book of new WolfieToons has been started and stalled several times over the last three years or so.  There are a dozen I've been "saving," but decided this morning, what the hell, let's turn one loose!

Enjoy!