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I'm no Mort Drucker, no Jack Davis, nor a Tom Richmond;  I'm unskilled at caricature, but I sometimes try, just for the helluvit!

By the way, I'm re-writing this post from last night because I decided to explain WHO these characters are supposed to resemble!  Adding to the confusion, there was rarely any germane reason for the choices!

For instance, here's Christopher Lee (ish) instructing a class in his wonderful, deep, mellifluous voice:

Then again, if you're looking to cast a classy, British-accented, imposing, subtly scary fella as the Instructor, Mr. Lee is pretty good choice!

Don't know if this looks all that much like Elwood P. Dowd as portrayed by Jimmy Stewart, but I got that Pooka Rabbit Harvey just right!! 

Behold!  Some Actual Slapstick!!

This version of "The Great Stoneface" Buster is somewhere between his silent movie comedy prime and his appearances in "A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum," and all those stupid 60's A.I.P. Beach Movies!  

(By the way, when this was new, Springrose's reaction was funnier than the cartoon itself!  She said to me, "Hey, I like the rump on that gal!!"  😃 )

I don't recall if I was really trying to caricature Buffalo Bob Smith of early Kid TV Show fame, or was just employing his costume for the gag here! 

But I seen my Doody and I done it. 

Did Sean ever make a remark in any movie about crackers in bed?  Probably not, so there was no reason to attempt his face here, other than to see if anyone would say anything!  

I just took license.  (One of the nine "double-0's" available.)

However, casting Ol' Walter Brennan as Ol' Pop Sizzle made perfect sense here!  He fit the role so well, like the Real McCoy!

(And only More Mature Persons or Rerun TV Addicts will get that lame joke.)  

That's All, Folks!

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It's My Point Of View, Anyway!

 I suppose certain Spankees might argue that not everyone thinks these POV cartoons are as cute as I do.

But who's the Top in this situation, anyway?

Besides, it was a great way to beat the deadline back in the day.

Honey's Moon, Keeps A-Shinin' In June~!

Ah, the early summer month of June, so traditionally favored for weddings, and therefore, old Wedding WolfieToons, featuring the blushing bride and her blushing bottom!

Here's the first one I did for "Discipline & Desire," trying for a very cartoony style, and it's my least favorite:

This one's pretty cute.

And this is my favorite:

Best wishes to all you brides and bridegrooms, and may you play joyfully ever after!

Oh, by the way!  I was just perusing Harry's "Vanilla Spanking" blog and found an entry with wedding public spanking photos!  So, great minds think alike, or kinksters run in bunches!  

So I'm making this edit to include an easy link for you to see Harry's "Spank the Bride" entry!

Exhibit B

Once upon a time. there was a certain Victoria's Secret Model who made the eye-rolling remark, "No woman likes her butt, and I don't like mine."

Instagram and Pinterest and other options for posting "Butt Selfies" have pretty much put the lie to that ass-ertion.  There are obviously LOTS of women who love their behinds, especially when displayed in Yoga Pants!

And, of course, WE love their spankable and curvy, delectably displayed buns,  too!

The Navy and the Mermaid!

Sounds like one of those drive-in movies from the 60's, huh?

Last post, ENZO expressed surprise that there wasn't a Mermaid WolfieToon!

Well,now there is!

Enjoy!!

Unearthed WolfieToons

And maybe I should leave 'em buried, but what the hey.  

My first on-line cartoons appeared at a long-gone Yahoo Group website called "Arild's Movie Spanking."  I don't know why, because as Phil "Overbarrel" says, it almost never had anything to do with the movies.  We displayed our spanking cartoons and those we'd found around the then fairly new Internet.  I gave more details and examples of all that at THIS POST, which for a while was the most-seen WolfieBlog entry, according to the stats page.

Anyway, I found a couple of 'toons that hadn't been seen since that website's long-ago demise, and thought they might be entertaining here.  I've certainly done better work, but there's still something appealing in these.

First is a sequel I'd forgotten!  

You may have seen this birthday party spanking,

and the finished  version,

but what happened then?  Why, someone else got involved in the fun and warmed some more buns!!

This is not the same couple, but they have the same attitude:

Once I had a notion to do a comic strip featuring all the spankings a woman got over the course of her birthday, from everyone at home, at the office, and elsewhere.  I never took on the project, but I did do the "Karen Series."

Speaking of memories,

Shh, that wasn't a song cue.  Speaking of memories, here's a young lady getting her first grown-up bare bottom spanking sometime in the Seventies! 

And a courting couple,on the court!

I'd drawn better tennis rackets, or even racquets, after that, but the sound effect stays the same!

This cartoon has been here before, called "Grace,"

But Grace had a friend whose spouse couldn't wait until after services.  Maybe it was before, to ensure proper decorum.

Especially because there only seems to be one pew in the whole danged place!

These next three have been up before.  And speaking of being up, this little sketch is cute and arousing:

Don't forget to remember.

This was a Bennett Cerf joke from one of his early Sixties collections, applied to an adult context, with really quick and sloppy, even atrocious perspective.

And finally, two that seem to be huge favorites around the Web.  My Blondie pastiche--

And Tink's tiny tush getting cracked by the Cricket:

I don't know why I put her in green panties.  She usually wears yellow.

Well, some day I'm going to do another version of that scene, and maybe she won't have any on at all!

By the way, here's a link to a previous WolfieBlog entry about the woman who helped create this animated pixie's personality, the model for Disney animator  Marc Davis and company, MARGARET KERRY!

Hope you enjoyed these!

TTFN!