Happy Spring Break!!

Here's a post to celebrate the arrival of beachier weather and a vacation from all your diligent study and hard work!  

And if you've already had your Spring Break, too bad, suck it up and get that paper done. 

And enjoy these images!  

Here's a re-colored version of one of the first cartoons I put on the InterWebs: 

And a very early WolfieToon from "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

Hey!  WHO spanked these little bottoms?  The victims try to find the culprit.

(Bet it was that gal in the red shorts.)

And now, with appreciation, Beach and Bikini Frolic from around the Web:  

Spanking Preparation.    

Of course, that could just be a royal wedgie.  Like this:

Dayam.

Now, you better have finished those chores before you think you can traipse off to the shore:

But when you and Ma are done, we'll be waiting for you:

Some of our favorite friends will be there, too!  (Thanks, Guys and Dolls!!)

I believe this gal is being punished for the unfortunate color job. 

I'm just kidding, it's lovely.  Ahem.

Yes, I bet it is.

So whether you sneak off for some private groping and thwacking-- 

--or you like to be thick in the middle of everyone--

--enjoy your Spring Break!!

On My Way To Curmudgeonhood

Yes, I was born fifty-eight years ago today and have begun practicing for all the Ol' Coot Roles:

Curmudgeons are a vital and valuable part of Society, 

and although one doesn't have to be a Geezer to be a Curmudgeon,

it tends to be more common.

So now I'll do Character Roles, 

but in my heart I still play the Lead.  

I'm sure every Imp thinks of me that way, too, yes?

Well, then, I wonder how they do view me?

(Those, by the way, are 'toons Brandy Golden asked me to do for the Western-themed Yahoo Group "Bratsville, Spankville County" a bunch of years ago.)

So, all right, I'll play the Crusty But Lovable Ol' Coot you encounter out and about.  

Watch yourself. 

Top O' Th' Mornin' To Ye!

"SPANKTICIPATION!"

That anxious moment between knowing it's going to happen and the first firm, resounding smack on a delectable derriere-- which could last a few seconds, a few minutes, a few hours, or even a few days!-- I am calling "Spankticipation."

There has been a lot written about this moment of delicious suspense, and it's one of the key features in Phil's new cartoon series starting up at  "OVERBARREL'S SPANKING TOONS!"  

Below are samples I've culled from nine years' of WolfieToons at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE"--  enjoy!

Ice Say!

Let's celebrate the Winter Olympics with an eight-year-old WolfieToon from "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

Which puts me in mind of the rhyme-- I'm sure I heard it somewhere before Major Freedman said it on "M*A*S*H"--

"Ladies and Gentleman

Take my advice

pull down your pants

and slide on the ice!"

(Thanks to "Gilligan" and his "Miniskirt Mondays" at "RETROSPACE!" )

Now for other cheap thrills, and maybe not so cheap, I have Recommended Reading:  

Kaki's story "A Lesson Learned" over HERE at Devlin O'Neill's blog!  I give it my highest "H&H" rating!  ("Hilarity and Horniness!")

And of course the Freebies you'll find at "D&D!"