Tails Of The Old West!

Howdy, Pardners!

Pull up a log to th' campfire, and I'll show ya a coupla thangs guaranteed t'make ya grin.

One of the first places WolfieToons appeared on the Web was a Yahoo Group with creative writers chronicling the events of an old Western town known as Bratsville in Spankville County!

There, you'd find handsome Dom-types like this here feller--

"Ma'am."

-- and brat types who often ran rampant, needin' some handlin'-- 

 

"THLLLPPTPTPTPTPTHHH!!"

--who frequently got the goat of old goats and coots in th' place.

"Goldurn li'l whippersnappers need a whip snap or two, I reckon!!"

This was in the grand tradition of previous tomes romanticizing the lives of the rugged, manly men and beautiful, wild woman in the untamed frontier of the old American west, like these Fiction House comics from  the late 40's and 50's-- with gorgeous covers by some of the very best artists in the business at the time!

I mean, LOOKIT THAT BUTT!!  Wowsers!

Here is a tough and handsome cowpoke fending off rustlers whilst his plucky gal just barely keeps her shapely li'l behind outta th' way of long horns!  

I never ever minded any possible wardrobe anachronisms in these printed horse operas.  Would a young Caucasian woman adopted into a Native American Tribe really have plunged into peril in a form-fitting, knee-length emerald dress?  Maybe not, but her costume and her spankable pose sold a bunch of copies of this mag, I bet!  . 

Now within the pages of these books you often saw scenes like: 

(Hey, he paddled her pants pink!!)

Tsk.  You know he DOESN'T hate doing that, NOR does she hate it or him! 

Well, anyway, I've tried, from time to time, to keep up the tradition-- 

And then ride off into the sunset.

Panic!

Meanwhile, At The Pool...

Happy August, Kids!  And do remember your Water Safety Lessons!

If You Want Your Fanny Tanned~!

Everyone knows those famous little bare buns.  Did you know that was the work of Joyce Ballantyne?

Joyce did lots and lots of art, everything from paper dolls to pin-us!  Wonderful pin-ups like these:  

Even advertising pin-ups the women would like!  Oh, yes, and some guys, too.

Here's an evocative number from a tire ad!

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Here's Joyce celebrating her accomplishments in her later years:

She was sometimes miffed that ALL anyone ever wanted to talk to her about was the Coppertone Girl-- who, by the way, was modeled by Joyce's own daughter!

Naturally, that ad has been copied and parodied a million times or more, like this one Kylie Minogue and Company did:

But with the appearance of thongs and whatnot, some women actually want tanned bottoms!

Which was the idea behind this  "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" WolfieToon from 2008:

Now to round this entry out (heh!) a couple more bare beach bums burning!

Ooh, here's a familiar pair!

Pranksters meets Spanksters

These are the first two April Fool's cartoons I did for "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE."  Surprisingly, I don't seem to have done many others in my nearly ten years tenure!  

There is a new one over there this week with a giant spider, he says teasingly.

Yes, You CAN Draw A Bodacious Bottom!

Springrose mentioned the other night that I've become an expert at drawing delectable derrieres.  

Well, I certainly have had a lot of practice, and keep trying to improve.  Fine fannies are a regular feature of the weekly WolfieToons at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"  They are my favorite subject, attractive and funny at the same time.  

Occasionally I remember to give the girls-- and, I guess, some guys-- a fair share of gluteal eye candy.

Butt-- what if a creative urge strikes someone who hasn't studied how to reproduce on paper these scintillating spheres, these hypnotic orbs of flesh?  No need to suffer feckless frustration now, my friend!  Behold the Butt Drawing Tutorial from YouTube!

"EVERYTHING'S on YouTube!"  -- Springrose

Ice Say!

Let's celebrate the Winter Olympics with an eight-year-old WolfieToon from "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

Which puts me in mind of the rhyme-- I'm sure I heard it somewhere before Major Freedman said it on "M*A*S*H"--

"Ladies and Gentleman

Take my advice

pull down your pants

and slide on the ice!"

(Thanks to "Gilligan" and his "Miniskirt Mondays" at "RETROSPACE!" )

Now for other cheap thrills, and maybe not so cheap, I have Recommended Reading:  

Kaki's story "A Lesson Learned" over HERE at Devlin O'Neill's blog!  I give it my highest "H&H" rating!  ("Hilarity and Horniness!")

And of course the Freebies you'll find at "D&D!"  

Happy Nude Rear!!

May 2014 bring you more joy than grief.

There is Nakedity in this WolfieToon.

Ah Hates Robots

Yosemite Sam used to mutter, after being hoisted by his own petard, one he intended for Bugs Bunny, "Ah hates rabbits."   I have similar feelings for the mindless minions in the world of electronics.  

Mind you, I've met wonderful friends via the InterWebs, and I love being able to watch movies on disk and all that.  And if the Real Robots were anything like the ones I grew up with on TV, in the movies, novels, and comics, that might be pretty good.  But the Alleged Intelligence imbued into the mechanical marvels they're actually starting to put in charge of things nowadays has Isaac Asimov face-palming from the grave.  For example, that fumbling, irritating, nagging Fembot they let run the self-checkout grocery line really needs her bucket burnished.  Badly.

So-- Blogger is going to kill adult blogs that link to pay-sites, maybe because they're not collecting kick-backs, and the Frankensteiners have set loose their quarter-brained Robot Rovers to do the job, to sniff out and devour Offenders.  So if the constant links back to my home base at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" excite the Moron GoogleHounds, this particular WolfieBlog will soon disappear.  

If that happens at this point, maybe few will notice.  Family matters and paying work efforts are taking most of my fragmented attention these days, and posting here has become rare.  But every wolfie needs a hobby, so I might put things together elsewhere, if it's worth paying to do so.  We'll see.  

Meanwhile, there might be hope for robot redemption.  Here's a news item about QUIVERING JAPANESE ROBOT BUTTOCKS.   They quiver when you spank them and clench in delight when stroked.  That's a helluva sex toy.  I wonder if they're going to make the entire robot look like the one Julie Newmar portrayed in the short-lived '64 series, "My Living Doll?"  That might alter my prejudice against real-life robots.

Seems I did a blog entry here about Cool Robot Spankings... Tried to use the Blogger Search-This-Blog Robot up there to the right to find it, and guess what.  Hey, you're a pretty good guesser!

Fortunately other things do work, so you can have a peek back at "BOTS AND BUTTS!"  

Wishing You A Colorful Holiday!

Thought you'd like to peek into what Larken calls "The Eekster Basket" featured in this week's WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE:"

Kaki said that my holiday cartoons with women devouring chocolate and getting spanked are really starting to "hit home!"

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Have fun-- I hope my 'toons and the new stories at "D & D" this week add some real warmth to your celebrations!

Birthday Greetings!

The many wonderful birthday greetings I got  from talented and loving people deserve their own showcase!

This delightfully clever lyric is from Larken!  Sing along!!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Little spanking capers, all that kinky stuff,

Swats and stings and ouchy things, he never gets enough.

Oh…

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interweb,s and draws those WolfieToons.

Forever he is drawing, transforming bottoms pale. 

Wolfie does his own research on rosening girl's tails.

Forever he is searching for bottoms plump and round;

Naughty Imps will lower their pants when Wolfie comes around.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Spanks don't sting forever, despite our protest noise;

But painted bums and penciled puns will always bring us joys.

Today is Wolfie's birthday, the Dave that we adore;

The day he started on this path, to make us Imps so sore.

His head's full of tomorrow, planning his next toon.

Wolfie's got an itch, you see, to spank some Imps real soon. 

He is our life-long friend, so the Imps must all be brave;

We'll take his birthday spankings now, and Happy Birthday, Dave!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Happy Birthday, DW!

Now, good as that is, it's even better to hear her actually sing it!  Larken has a trained voice with a Joan Baez quality!  I can't play it for you here, so you'll have to take my word for it, and believe that's no hyperbole!

Once again Phil "Overbarrel" employs his Poser Robot to create hilarity and horniness!

My friend Dave Wolfe, of Wolfietoon fame, is having a birthday today .  Of course, at our age those regularly scheduled birthdays are actually just an irritating, yearly reminder of just how old we are now .   In order to help Wolfie take his mind off this, I wanted to try to get him the perfect gift.  After giving the matter a lot of thought it dawned on me that I don't know what constitutes the "perfect" gift for Wolfie ! Wolfie is the only one who really knows that, so why not just let him pick out his own birthday gift?  The more I thought about it, the more it seemed to me that, in this case, shopping for the perfect gift just might BE the perfect gift, so I decided to take him in and let him pick out his own present this year .

By the way, yes, I do look exactly like that, all buff and everything, except maybe I'm actually more evil-looking.

Kaki told Barbara it was my birthday and had her hustle on over!

And Kaki also wrote these worthy rhymes! (Say that fast five times!)

Today is Wolfie's birthday,

So everyone come out and play.

For his 'toons we all give thanks,

For all the girls he gives spanks.

There once was a 'toonist named Dave,

Who spanked girls in his cave.

He painted their bottoms red,

Kissed, then sent them to bed.

And made them promise to behave.

Michael employs Top Logical Math:

Happy Birthday, DW. 

Season and I hope all your b-day wishes come true, and knowing you they start with you invoking Top Logic and delegating your birthday whacks to a number of imps starting with little miss Larken getting the first 25.  

Followed by naughty Kaki receiving the next 25 then Bree taking 25 hard smacks for you and finishing with Season receiving the concluding 25 plus 1 extra for luck and a bum pinch to grow an inch. 

Pretty good stamina for a guy celebrating his 100th.  Here's to another 100, Dave.  :)

Bree herself wrote: :

Happy Birthday, DW!

Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday, DW. Happy Birthday to you.

Kaki and Larken volunteered to take your birthday spanking. Kaki and Larken volunteered to take your birthday spanking. Just in case you didn't notice, Davey Wavey.

Kaki and Larken volunteered to take your birthday spanking.

How old are you now? How old are you now? How old are you, Herr Wolfe? 

*GASP!* Wait! Herr Wolfe! *WORRIED*

Ummm...How old are you? Yooouu, yooouuu are not a werewolf, are you? *worried* YIKES! *bree runs away*

I'm not only a werewolf, Bree, but an underwearwolf, from whom no Imp can hide from a hiding!!  "Even a Top who does kinky art and shaves his face at night, may become a wolf when the Imp doth loom, and shines her moon quite bright!"  

(By the way, a couple of those images are from Flickr, and one I'm sure is from RICHARD WINDSOR, who has a fine collection of Bithday Spankin' Pictures at his site!!) 

Charlie of the House of Tunasheart, whose ideas graced several WolfieToons, wrote: 

"I hope you have a great one - especially warming other bottoms.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

Thanks, Charlie!  Yes, I'm always on the lookout!

And thanks to everyone!