Giving Thanks and Spanks, 2012!

Many comics and pundits have pointed out the irony of the "Black Friday" X-Mas shopping surge that has intruded upon the very afternoon of Thanksgiving, with thousands bursting into shops to buy more fairly unnecessary stuff.  Nevertheless, I still think a day set aside to remember all the people and things in our lives for which to be grateful is a very good idea!

So here is a detail from this week's WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE"

It's a Rosey Thanksgiving!  Y'know, that name seems familiar... Hmmm... Well, I'm sure that exactly to whom it might allude will Spring to mind in a moment.  Meanwhile, Larken has composed the rest of the song the Choir Here Invisible is singing!

We gather together to watch Rosey's spanking.

He chastens, and hastens his will to make known.

Though turkey is waiting, they'll postpone the thanking;

Despite the dust bunnies, his lap o'er she's thrown.

He chides her and guides her, the spanks, they are raining;

Ordaining, maintaining his kitchen divine.

So from the beginning, our Rosie wasn't winning;

We never, no never on fungus will dine.

The spanking is ouchy, but no one is grouchy.

Who knows if it's better to give than receive.

Let this congregation observe her elation,

As Rosie gives thanks to be over his knee.

Thanks, Larken!!

Here now is the very first Thanksgiving cartoon I did for "D & D":

But this one still tends to be my favorite.  I posted it here last year, but neither of us want to have to go scrolling along Blogger Way to see it: 

Enjoy your weekend!!

For the Lurkers I Love: "Raw" Art and Rarities

(Singing) 

Hey, Good Lurkin'!  Whatcha got workin'?

I'm a bit late for the "Love Our Lurkers" party, and many thanks again to hostess Bonnie of "MY BOTTOM SMARTS" for beginning this annual celebration!  I propose that LOL Day be extended a little, maybe even to LOL Week, because these days I barely get to my own blog here, much less to reading and remarking on the others I enjoy!

So with great appreciation to all who peek in at any time, and especially for all who so kindly leave remarks, I present a batch of crap unseen doodles and details from pencil starts to previous "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE"   WolfieToons!  

Like this:

And this:

One time (at band camp) one of our fans was trying to describe a scenario, groping for the term "Dunce Cap," the tall, pointed cone that so often adorned the noggins of naughty brats in the corner, and called it a "Naughty Hat."  Being the wisenheimer I am, I teasingly did a rendition of a Naughty Hat: 

Here is a study of Spanker Hands.  The one at the top left is supposed to be holding a paddle.  Or a brush.  Or a spatula.  Or a paint stick.  Or a switch.  Or...  

Here I play with paddler poses and positions.

This is one of the inked characters from a very odd D&D WolfieToon. 

If enough of you ask-- and "enough" might even be "one"-- I'll explain that.  

EDIT!

Okay, Kaki and Lea both wanted to know, "What the hey??"  So here is the full cartoon, one of the goofier ones I've done, entitled "Picanic."

(Wow, it looks like Ranger Bayer is literally busting that redhead's butt!  Cheee!!)  

And here are three of the characters from the "Obedience School" cartoon I'd posted here some time back.

A penciled spanking watcher.

I put all of her clothes on later.  Reluctantly

Here are more cartoons at the pencil stage:.

Here you can see the evolution of the Spankee's face.  It took a few tries to get the "animation" and expression I was after.   

And then some things don't seem to quite work, at least not to my full satisfaction.   This is a tribute of sorts to the Disney "Fantasia" centaurs that never went any further.

Which reminds me of an illustration I found in a book of Greek mythology as a lad absorbed in the tales of Gods, Monsters, and Heroes.  Usually centaurs are depicted with the human half ending at the waist.  This particular pervert  artist drew a man all the way down to his testicles  and penis-- full frontal, mind you, in a sort of sketchy ink line drawing-- and then the horse half came up behind that, complete with equine genitals, too!

Holy Testosterone, Batman!!  I suppose that would explain the notorious lust-fullness characterizing centaurs in the old stories   Anyway, that image was branded in my young mind, but I don't recall who drew it, or what edition of Greek and Roman Myths featured it.  I know it had been in the elementary school library.  It's probably not there now.  Anyhow, having put that image into your head, too, I feel better. Thank you.    

And also thanks again for stopping over, and for checking out the fun to be had at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"  Here is a detail from the spankin' new cartoon.  "Punkin Butt" sounds like a cute nickname, Fellas, but I don't really recommend that, it might be too easily misunderstood.

Halloween Greetings!

This is Wolfie's Halloween Costume by Larken, who says, "Wolves play dress up more than anybody I know.!"

Isn't that great?  Thanks, lovely Larken!!  And now...

Just some fun for the Howl-a-day...

And all my sympathy and best wishes for storm recovery for you on the northeast coast!

The Monster Rises Again!

Here is my latest version of the Frankenstein Monster (1935 model), appearing in this week's WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

And here are my previous four attempts.  I've never looked at them all together like this.  

And here are the five spanked bottoms that go with those monstrous faces.  It's no big challenge, I bet you know which goes to which. 

Out of curiosity, I looked to see if anyone else has done Frankenspanken cartoons;  I remember that Endart did Herman and Lily Munster once, but I can't find a copy of that just now. 

Nik Zula did THIS ONE featured at Chicago Spanking Review.

And that-- surprisingly!-- seems to be it.

Unless you know better!

Here's a bonus, a couple of clips in case you've never seen the original movies from Universal and director James Whale, or especially if you have.

This is the scene from the first movie, 1931, in which Frankenstein exposes his creation to daylight for the first time:

And in 1935's "The Bride of Frankenstein," the Monster, on the run, encounters the peculiar Dr. Pretorius in the crypt, celebrating his "new world of gods and monsters!" 

 

Disciplining the Brides

This is one of the first Halloween WolfieToons I did for "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

By the way, if you've never ever seen Bela Lugosi in the original "Dracula," here's a clip with co-star Dwight Frye for your entertainment and cultural enrichment:

Ghost Spanking!

Did you know if you Search Engine "Ghost Spanking" you do NOT find any images of spanking ghosts?!

Not even a screen-shot from that one episode of the TV version of  "Topper!"

GASP!!

So, let's see if we can change that!

First, with an image from this week's WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE AND DESIRE!"

(There are some sexy and spooky story snippets and free chapters over there, too, by the way!)

Now, let's put up a quick and sloppy Wolfie parody!

And finally, an older WolfieToon from "D & D" and my recommendation that you find the original movie for some of your Halloween Month fun!

Fab Fannies From Frank!

The WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" this week is my meager tribute to one of the finest illustrators to have graced a book cover, the late Frank Frazetta!

(Self portrait of the artist as a young man)

There are critiques and tributes to Frank all over the web, and I'll give you a couple of links below, but just in case you're not sure who he is, here are some images.

First, one of my favorites, I believe the name of it is "Great Form."

Frank loved golf-- he loved being able to make a living at the easel-- he loved his wife Ellie and his kids and life in the suburbs-- and evidently he loved female bottoms!

(Might be some kinda symbolism there...)

Frank began his career doing comics-- including a stint as one of Al Capp's "ghosts" on "Li'l Abner," as well as romance comics and public service ads!  

(I think that guy kinda looks like young Frank and the gal like Bettie Page!  I wonder if that was deliberate?)

(He NEVER gets winded!  Get it, Guys??)

But Frazetta's biggest claim to fame came from the work he did in the 60's and 70's, book covers and illustrations for paperback runs of the "Conan" series--

 And the "Tarzan"  adventures-- 

And "John Carter of Mars" and company--

And more, including "Warren" comics magazines-- the publishers of "Famous Monsters of Filmland"-- which had anthologies of scary stories and a voluptuous vampire from outer space!

And here's one of Frazetta's paintings for a series of books about  Victorian era antihero "Flashman!"

Frank did a later version that I think could find a nice home over with Mike and Season at their "BLOSSOM AND THORN" BLOG!

I'm not sure why Michael and Season came to mind looking at this... but... 

Hope you enjoyed these, and many thanks to art lovers all over the web for sharing these images! 

You can click these links for a splendid Frazetta obituary at "JONSIBAL DESIGN WORKS" BLOG, which includes a trailer for a documentary called "Painting With Fire," and an entry about Frank and his wife Ellie that I love from the "ILLUSTRATION ART" BLOG!

There is a quote-- I thought it was by Frazetta, but I haven't been able to confirm that-- about the delicious joys of rendering  female buttocks.  It went something like, "It's hard to explain the fascination.  On the canvas, it's really just two spheres interacting, but I love it.  I could draw bottoms all day!"

Y'know, I feel the same way!