WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

A Wolfie Proposal

Since our friends who enjoy conventional sex* are called "Vanilla," I propose that we Spankophiles now refer to ourselves as-- 


For rather obvious reasons.

Besides, the term "Strawberry" easily continues the ice cream metaphor!

You could put up icons like this in mainstream social media

and proclaim, "I'm very Strawberry!

I think that would be more easily understood than "I'm very cherry!"  
Not to disparage cherries, but  I personally like strawberries much, much better. 

Why, there would be a lot of cute and subtle ways you could announce your predilections and proclivities to the world!

And with the pleasantly homey association, the world at large would be less apt to balk!  In fact, they might even be inclined to grin and wink and think, "Aw, look at her adorable strawberry hiney!!" 


So whaddaya think?

 "Ah, the Strawberries~!!"

*By the by, is there really and truly any such thing as "Normal Sex?"  

Isn't that an oxymoron?

My laundry is now 30% brighter since I began using Oxymoron!

Sunday, October 5, 2014

Sheri's Panties!

Well, those may not actually be the panties Sheri has on, if any.

However, Ms Savill does realize the importance of details when writing or daydreaming, and has created an aide for such with the Definitive Panty Guide For Erotic Fiction!

Just click THIS to go see it and enhance every scene before your mind's eye!   Highly recommended. 

Friday, September 26, 2014

Erica And Her White-Bottomed Friends

This is ERICA SCOTT'S Birthday Week!

My humble contribution:

With my love to Her Smirkiness!

I should have re-drawn her legs, though.  Even in Cartoon Form, Erica has much sexier legs.  

Butt!  Lookit that cute white bottom!!

Say, let's view some other cute white bottoms that didn't stay white very long:

(My thanks to Various Web Picture Share-ers.)

Hm, she looks familiar!

And so does she!

If you run around the house in just your blouse and panties, really, you're just asking to be put over his knee.  And I bet she was  

I personally have no problems with Visible Panty Lines-- quite the contrary!-- and, to be fair, this lass had just been in the rain, but it's still considered a Fashion No-No and A Reminder must be Applied.  That's the law, after all.

Speaking of the law, Top-Types are required in every circumstance to hoist plaid skirts.

And Helpful Tops will also make sure that her panties fit correctly for proper curvature display and augmentation.  And after an Interval of Appreciation, they may be tugged right down.  

It's also incumbent upon the fellas to frequently ensure that the ladies' derrieres have not gone cold.

Reheat as necessary.

Or even if she thinks it's unnecessary.  One doesn't want to become neglectful.

Because Neglect might lead to the woman becoming Wicked, which would then have to be addressed by an Injured Party, such as her Stepsister. 

How many times have you seen the word "sparkling" and misread it as "spanking?"  Me, too.

All's well with a happy end.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Humpty Dumpty Sat On The Wall, Professor Wagstaff Gets The Ball!

Hey, it's Back-To-School and Football Season!!

Well, OK, that may mean more to some people than to others.

But even if you're not a Fan, there's a bright side to everything!

Sometimes a VERY bright side!

Here's a topical WolfieToon  from "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

So, spanking of, er, I mean, speaking of Backfield-To-School and Football, if you've never seen a Marx Brothers movie, I highly recommend "Horse Feathers."   

If you have seen it, pop it in or call it up and watch it again.  Your day will improve exponentially. 

What reminded me of that movie was a cheerleader picture I ran across that demanded I steal one of Groucho's "Horse Feathers" lines.  

So I did.

Just remember, you can't-a come inna here unless you say, "Swordfish!"

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

The Imp Anthem!

From the 1930 movie "Follow Through," Ms Zelma O'Neal (no relation) sings the Imp Anthem-- "I Want To Be Bad!"

Of course, we all know that, Now as Then, such Naughty Impulses must be properly addressed!

Especially is your Imp is improperly dressed.  

No, no, no, not like that at all!  That's always good.  I mean, like wearing girdles during a spanking:

(And you know she did that on purpose, girdles are really hard to find these days!!) 

Or like stealing your fella's favorite T-shirt and then getting it all stretched out of shape.

Or breaking Tops' Toys

Or, for that matter, breaking Tops.

Or carelessly wearing very expensive jewelry to Pottery Class.

Or spying on the neighbors like Gladys Kravitz..

Or sneaking off for a snooze when you're supposed to be doing outdoor chores.

Or cutting off the tops of Van Johnson's socks and trying to make him believe you're too young to know that was wrong. 

So-- you Imps had better play your cards right

Or the Gobble-uns Wolfies'll git ya 
Ef you


Monday, August 4, 2014

More Wolfie Beach Fun: Original Art!

There's a Revealing Detail from one of the latest WolfieToons at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"  

I thought it might be fun to show you some of the original black-and-white art for other "D&D" beach-themed cartoons! 

The beach party almost doesn't need the lettering and gag!  (But just so you know, he's singing, "Wild Thing!  I'll make your butt sting!")  The next one, though, is kinda bare without more:


For some reason this particular gag has been a favorite of cartoonists for a long time;  here is my first pencil sketch for it. 

Then the inked version, which-- perhaps appropriately enough-- has been slightly water-damaged.

And now, the finished cartoon:  

Enjoy the rest of your summer!!