The Daring Pair

 Larken says, "You mean they've already been late once?!  Yep, they are totally, absolutely, no doubt about it, in charge!  Those women can make things happen!  I'm not going to say anything about their judgement..."

"UH-OH! There's That BEAR Again!"

 I'd bet twenty-seven thousand dollars and fifteen cents that at some point you've gone to your favorite search engine, typed in some version of "Goldilocks Gets Spanked," and have seen any number of stories, drawings, cosplay photos and videos-- even a couple of WolfieToons, like THESE OLD ONES, or A NEWER ONE HERE!

For those of us for whom playful erotic spanking has always been a thing from childhood on, Naughty Goldie is pretty obvious.

But-- this might be a new wrinkle!

(Tarzan Yell!)

 I am perusing right now a remarkably thick and detailed biography of Edgar Rice Burroughs!  

I doubt he would have approved of this Wolfie Parody, but you might:

Aha!!

 

¡Feliz Año Nuevo!

 (This is a new version of an old cartoon that Phil "Overbarrel" really enjoyed!)

I Think He's Slippering One Over On Her:

 

Joyeux Noël!

 

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Somethin' From The Oven!

 

"The Christmas Song," With Improved Wolfie Lyrics!

 

Yes, It's Been Going On Fourteen Years

 

Here We Come A-Caroling

This afternoon the guy on the Classical Music Station said "Carols are dance music."

I never knew that!  But, look:

"The word carol is derived from the Old French word carole, a circle dance accompanied by singers (in turn derived from the Latin choraula).  Carols were very popular as dance songs from the 1150s to the 1350s, after which their use expanded as processional songs sung during festivals, while others were written to accompany religious Mystery-plays (such as the "Coventry Carol," written before 1534)."

--William J. Phillips, Carols: Their Origin, Music, and Connection with Mystery-Plays (Routledge, 1921, Read Books, 2008) p.24

Didn't know you were gonna pick up some esoteric knowledge just looking for cute li' cartoon butts, didja?

I bet this Carol will be doing a little dance herself:

Party Preparation!