Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Somethin' From The Oven!

 

"The Christmas Song," With Improved Wolfie Lyrics!

 

Here We Come A-Caroling

This afternoon the guy on the Classical Music Station said "Carols are dance music."

I never knew that!  But, look:

"The word carol is derived from the Old French word carole, a circle dance accompanied by singers (in turn derived from the Latin choraula).  Carols were very popular as dance songs from the 1150s to the 1350s, after which their use expanded as processional songs sung during festivals, while others were written to accompany religious Mystery-plays (such as the "Coventry Carol," written before 1534)."

--William J. Phillips, Carols: Their Origin, Music, and Connection with Mystery-Plays (Routledge, 1921, Read Books, 2008) p.24

Didn't know you were gonna pick up some esoteric knowledge just looking for cute li' cartoon butts, didja?

I bet this Carol will be doing a little dance herself:

On Santa's Lap!

More than a couple of Christmases ago, darling Springrose and I were discussing the phenomena of Santa as Spanker. 

I know that in some cultures, Santa and Krampus have been in cahoots--

--with each each doling out rewards or punishment. 

In other places, St. Nick himself distributes all the goodies!

But I had never really thought of the Jolly One as a figure in erotic spanking fantasy, myself!  

But Springrose told me, "You know-- it just somehow works!"  

Yes, evidently!!

That last one might be my favorite Christmas Card Greeting of all time!  What an adorable couple!

Well, there was another pairing that I love--  Richard Windsor and Pixie Wells!!

Pixie Had a great time!

Didn't she?

Sure she did!!

Anyway, since Santa obviously enjoyed putting pretty posteriors over his lap, and wasn't doing much with Coca-Cola anymore, 

I became one of several cartoonists who employed him from time to time!

For instance, here's that Sequel to a previous WolfieToon, an answer to the "Christmas Letter" that Veronica wrote!

 My dear friend Phil "Overbarrel" insisted on that sequel!  Santa was over at his studio, too!

Occasionally Santa would make use of his Helpers-- 

--so that he could go enjoy the holiday himself!!

Merry Christmas, cats!

Meanwhile, Way up North~!

Do you hear what I hear??

Or see that bright red glow yonder??

Birds do it!  Please do it!  Take your slappy little wings to it!

So we'll shed some light on the subject.

And up at the Shop--

Christmas Magic In The Making!!

Santa And The Imp

Yeah, so there won't be any of this--

Or this--

or even this!

Ghosts of Christmas Past!

For your diversion, entertainment, and wicked glee, I present some slightly revised Yuletide WolfieToons of bygone years!  

¡Feliz Navidad!

And Elsewhere at the Pole~~

Y'know, it makes PERFECT sense that they have this multiple-purpose out building at Santa's North Pole residence, but it's a feature you don't hear very much about.

  

Until NOW! 

You're welcome!!

Happy Christmas to all you Peeping Penguins!

Meanwhile, Up North~!

Happy Christmas, Guys and Dolls!

Here's the new holiday WolfieToon for 2019!

(Edit!)

And here's a better view of  the commotion in the back!!

It's Christmas, Eve!

I hope you will love and be loved,  and not just tonight, but always!

Hey, I have a Brand New WolfieToon for you!

But I have to put some Older Holiday Cartoons in first, because I need to push the new one further down the page so its big, square-ish format won't run into all this stuff to the right!  Right?  

So maybe you haven't seen all of these before? 

And NOW~~!

Let us see what's been going on, as Johnny Horton and Company sang, Way UP Norrrth!

But NOT in ALASKA!!  

Further North than that-- where there's a Pole (and a Czech-Point, probably) and a Very Busy Workshop!!

Merry Christmas!!

Keen Anticipation!!

Hang tight, Wolfieteers, the Christmas 2018 WolfieToon is coming your way in just a few short Wolfie Hours!!

In the meantime, you can sympathize with this youngster!

Peppy Prep!

SANTA LETTER, the SEQUEL

And here's Santa's answer to Veronica's note, shown previously:

This Is What Happens When You're Elfish

The newest:

And the oldest:

Christmas Cartoon the Third

A warm domestic scene, courtesy of "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

And, all seriousness aside, as Steve Allen used to say, thank you for the response to my cartoons through the years, and may the love and joy in your life outweigh the grief.

Christmas Cartoon the Second

Everyone has her own way of handling Holiday Stress: some are grouchy, some are giddy, a lot of them arrange overknees trips...   

 

 

 

 

He shoulda spanked her with that paper tube, it would have made a lot of loud, fun noise!!  Well, there's a cartoon for another season...

 

Christmas Cartoon the First

My posting here has become rare for a variety of reasons, but this week I've decided to share three  "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE"  WolfieToons from Christmas Past for you.

Hope Yule enjoy them.

Santa Spankings!

                                                                               

That's the Coca-Cola Santa Claus that painter Haddon Sundblom began doing for the company's ads in the '30s!  Notice his left hand:  he's about to go drive a team of reindeer or perhaps query Mrs. Santa about this pose she did for Hugh Hefner, also painted by Mr. Sundblom. 

It had never occurred to me that Santa Claus could be a viable Spanking Fantasy Figure.  I don't know why;  from my youth I'd done cartoons with Papa Bear and Goldilocks.  But that was for my snickers, drawing Goldie's knickers, and it didn't seem likely to me that any woman might really get squirmy thinking about a Bear bottom spanking.  But I've been wrong before.

So I asked my dear friend Springrose about this Swats from Santa Business, to get the Female Perspective, and she replied, "Oh, yeah-- that works!"

Now, here is St Nick from the illustration T.C. Boyd did for the 1848 edition of "A Visit From St. Nicholas." (AKA "The Night Before Christmas.")    You could well imagine this particular jolly old elf springing out of the fireplace to correct wayward Imps! 

And then he and his miniature reindeer would proceed to the next home to deliver sweet rewards and stinging spanks, which sometimes are the same thing.

So that's a vision of Santa thirteen years before the Civil War began.  Sometime toward the end of that horrible event, a famous political cartoonist named Thomas Nast-- creator, by the way, of the Republican Elephant and Democratic Donkey!--   began drawing what evolved into our modern notion of Santa.  This guy usually wore a furry set of long johns.

There he is observing Female Miscreants Performing Mischief and planning accordingly.

So I suppose a jolly, feisty, fun-loving Father figure might indeed feed feverish female fantasies!  In fact, if you Yahoo (or follow the crowd and Google) "Santa Spanking," or click on these blue letters to view CHROSS'S CHRISTMAS GALLERY (which includes some WolfieToons!) you'll see how popular the notion of Spankings by Santa is, proving Springrose is absolutely correct.  Always listen to Springrose.

  

Last year I posted some Santa Fantasy links and pictures that you can see RAT CHEER , so this time I thought we'd play a game!  Match the WolfieToon Santa Face with the Imp Bottom!  These are, of course, cartoons featured at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

That's pretty easy, but if you want, I can post the answers later! 

Happy Ho-Ho Days!