WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Saturday, July 21, 2018

Staying Top-ical

ComicCon is going great guns this weekend, so it would be remiss of me to miss this opportunity!  Behold:




Oh, and if you can tell Who the M.C. is supposed to be a caricature of, you win Triple Wolfie Points!  (It's not a good 'nuff caricature, I'll be surprised if anyone can see it, even with my slight hint!!)


Don't Miss It!

Check local listings for time and channel!




Monday, July 9, 2018

A "D & D" Tale!

For ten years, my WolfieToons were a weekly feature of the now-defunct subscription story site "Discipline & Desire."  There were a lot of fine and funny writers there, and it was owned, operated, and edited by one of the hardest-working entrepreneurs in the world, a lovely and creative woman who signed herself Reesa Roberts. She was actually the second owner, and did a remarkable amount of work promoting it, and all the work of her writers.  She also penned some pretty hot tales herself!

Editor Reesa gave me a lot of leeway, but also kept me on track and out of most trouble.  And she made some invaluable contributions to several cartoons! For instance, I did one in which the Spanker was lamenting the fact that the Spankee seemed to be enjoying herself a little too much.  Reesa said, "So, put someone in the background yelling, "Use the paddle, Dumbass!"  And thus was born Paddle-Cat!




Paddle-Cat made a few return visits, like this one:




So-- I came up with a 'toon in which a Baker decided her Gingerbread Men should be Anatomically Correct, and Well and Truly So.  I mean, you wouldn't want the things breaking off in the bag on the way home, would you? 

It was a pretty explicit cartoon for Wolfie, and Mama Reesa wrote to me, 

"Do we really need to show the little cockapoos?"

"Cockapoos??"

But, okay, Boss, we'll do it your way.  I slapped a sign over the offending bits, and guess what!  The cartoon actually got funnier!




But because I'm a natural-born wiseguy, I had to send this to Reesa the next week, declaring, "I'm putting Cockapoos in THIS cartoon!"



Reesa's reply was,

"Those aren't Cockapoos.  Those are dogs."

I love this lady!!

Thank you very much, Reesa, for one of the best experiences of my life, for all your encouragement, for your terrifically ferocious efforts for all of us, and most especially, for being the woman you are.

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Have A Blast!

I hope everyone will relish our national holiday in some way!  Let's not let the ape-children gibbering about their "patriotism" ruin real gratitude, pride, and love for family and others!

Let's enjoy our freedom to enjoy, to laugh, and even to be silly!

Behold!!




I love a parade!

Nobody ever remarked on my little flutist spectator in the background there.

.  But you see, this ONE time, at BAND Camp...

Y'know, I did that cartoon twice!  Almost had it all inked--




--and decided for some reason it wasn't what I wanted.  

Not sure I see a problem with it NOW.  But, having a tendency to OCD, I started up again:




Even the Little Flute Player!




But, back to celebrating the day with lots of happy noise--






Maybe you'd like to have a picnic, or head to the beach?




 


But remember-- Pranks Get You Spanks!!




So, as I said, enjoy yourself, and celebrate all that's right and good!




Sunday, July 1, 2018

Summer Garden Color!

Happy First of July!

Larken hinted that she might be out in her garden today, which reminded me of this particular WolfieToon.

A woman of definite opinions should always be mindful of how she expresses them!




Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Another Wolfie Tune: A Birthday Spanking Celebration!

It's been a big month for birthdays around my den-- maybe yours, too? 

Well, in any case, here's a video I cobbled together with some of my favorite pics from around the web and that Beatles birthday tune!

Enjoy!!


Friday, June 8, 2018

Honey's Moon, Keeps A-Shinin' In June~!

Ah, the early summer month of June, so traditionally favored for weddings, and therefore, old Wedding WolfieToons, featuring the blushing bride and her blushing bottom!

Here's the first one I did for "Discipline & Desire," trying for a very cartoony style, and it's my least favorite:




This one's pretty cute.




And this is my favorite:




Best wishes to all you brides and bridegrooms, and may you play joyfully ever after!

Oh, by the way!  I was just perusing Harry's "Vanilla Spanking" blog and found an entry with wedding public spanking photos!  So, great minds think alike, or kinksters run in bunches!  

So I'm making this edit to include an easy link for you to see Harry's "Spank the Bride" entry!


Sunday, June 3, 2018

A Wolfie Tune!


Hi, Guys and Dolls!

Here's a song that's ALWAYS inspired me, illustrated with pictures from around the Web, copyrights, if any, secure with the owners, since I make nothing from this entertainment!

You may see some familiar famous faces, and maybe even some familiar famous bottoms!

So, Cats and Kittens, Wolfies and Wolfettes, pop it up FULL SCREEN and dig THE ROYAL TEENS with "SHORT SHORTS!!"

Saturday, May 19, 2018

OTP WolfieToons!


In this case, "OTP" will mean "On The Phone!"

Here are some WolfieToons, old and less old, with women about to be spanked, being spanked, or having just been spanked while in aural communication!


















Tuesday, May 8, 2018

That'll Learn Ya!

Since we are celebrating Teacher Appreciation Day / Week, finals and graduations at various universities and high schools, and the end of another school year for everyone, it seems apropos to post the following WolfieToons! 



That may be the only time a Sub was a Dom!



Just for fun, I was practicing a caricature there!  But I bet you don't "see" anyone!



Note to other cartoonists:  Less Is Usually More.  I went WAY overboard trying to recreate the shirt wrinkles of my reference model there!  Oh, well, let's just look at her skirted fanny.



There, you see?  WolfieToons are not only fun, but educational and culturally enriching, too! As Cole Porter wrote, "Brush up her shapely rear, start spanking her now!"  Well, it was something like that.



Just a gentle reminder that all projects are due in now.  You don't want to end the semester in arrears.





My, what a shapely little bottom La Professora has!  I bet it was very hard for most of the guys to pay attention when she stood at the board.  But I bet they weren't bored.  Maybe they felt like a board.  

But whether anything was ever very hard for this particular fella, our spanker Don Winaugh in gay apparel, could be a question.

There's also a lame joke in this cartoon about giving a rat's ass.  I told you that because nobody ever saw it before, and it wasn't likely anyone would see it now unaided.

Well, congratulations, students and teachers and staff, I hope everything came together for you this time around.  And if everyone came together, too, that's the ultimate goal.


Saturday, April 14, 2018

Topical 'Toons!

First, in honor of the new version of "Lost In Space" that showed up on Netflix this weekend:




And, yes, it's that time of year again-- I suppose you have until Monday at midnight.  I've been getting my stuff out of the way early for a few years now!  But here's some humor to ease the pain.  Or maybe not.






Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Oh, Brothers!

Somebody over on FarceBook says it's "Siblings Day."  

I don't know who makes this stuff up, but it's a great excuse to present these siblings!

Maybe I've shown this before?  In that case, I'm re-presenting them.

And I'll need representation when their lawyers come around.





Sunday, April 1, 2018

Naw, They Didn't!





It was only overshadowed by the Bunny and Such.

But lest the event be completely upstaged, behold more Topical 'Toons!









Easter Greetings!

Hiya, Kids!!

Here's a new WolfieToon for your Sunday joy, and a couple of my favorites from the Days of Yore and Possibly Mine, Too.