I based this character on a famous person.
Spanko Sparx, of the Sparx Brothers!.
No, I'm kidding...
It's Horny Smurf.
And you'll see the reason for that lascivious leer at the new "Discipline and Desire" update!
There are also five free samples of this week's fare for D&D members, and two free chapters of the D&D books everybody gets to read and wiggle! Jessica Wallace and Michelle Carlyle will show you how apt is the name "Discipline... and... Desire!!"
You have been warned.