WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

"Why Hasn't Wolfie Been Around On The Blogs?"


  1. DW, I wired the bail money but the authorities said there is also an outstanding charge against you. Something about you violating Barbara Eden's restraining order and coming within 500 feet of her panties. I don't think you'll be able to blink your way out of this one.

  2. :-D

    Gee, Mike, I thought they'd forgotten all about that by now! Drat! Well, if Jeannie won't help, maybe I can call the other side of the family and have Aunt Clara sneak me out in her carpetbag fulla doorknobs?

    Thanks, Season and Lea! Here's a funny story: a young woman working her way through college selling magazine subscriptions walked right into Wolfie's Den the other day!!

    Very silly, eh?

    But she was so intent on her energetic spiel, she didn't seem to notice this week's fully penciled WolfieToon off to the side of the couch before I discreetly moved it!

    Or maybe she did... there's an insistent knock and ringing doorbell right now...

  3. Ogling? Is that all?! Right.

    DW, are you sure you weren't arrested for possession of an ouchy weapon with intent to commit spanking? I'm sure that's an impfraction.

    Your brattorney at law,
    Ms. Demeanor

  4. ROFL

    I'm glad I've restrained, er, retained, such a successfully famous brattorney!!