WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Monday, September 17, 2012

Cats And Imps

This detail from the new WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" brings to mind certain similarities:  a Cat is very Impy, and Imps can be rather Feline.  

And yet, there is a difference, expressed in the words of that famous Old TV Show Theme Song that I just made up:   

A cat is a cat, that's that, that's that
and you might as well talk to your tattered hat
as try to order about a cat as contrary as an Imp!

There's never a Brat more bold than that
whiskery one you'll find on the mat!
Just try a chat with the awful cat more contrary than an Imp!

People trying to train a cat will waste the time of day!
And Imps might think you will never whap if they all act the same way! 

A cat is a cat, that's that, that's that
But Impsters respond to a loving pat!
She'll never call you a dirty rat

If you go and do this:

Spank a contrary Imp!

So go ahead with the horseplay!

And if you're not sure how to proceed, I bet you'll find Inspiration from the story snippets at "D&D," as well as the complete first chapter of Maren Smith's "THE RAFFLE," and that of Robin Smith's "MILLENNIUM FALLS!"


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    1. Thanks, Ron! It really is my favorite position, for its intimacy. I like the juxtaposition of the two spanked bottoms in this cartoon, too!

  2. Hey! It's Wolfie, the Bard! :-) Shakespeare in a SpankingToon! If only there had been spanking in Shakespeare. You could have illustrated it. :-)

    Two Imps, both getting spanked?! So if one Imp has a birthday, the other Imps get spanked, too? Or is that only in the Shakespeare version?

    Thank you, DW! Now I know what the problem has been! I hereby announce any Impish behavior on my part (I know, hard to believe it happens at all) will be blamed on my Very Impish Cats They are a bad influence on me. :-P

    There is nothing either good or bad, but TopLogic makes it so.

    1. Wolfie has been barred from several places, Larken... but thanks very many!

      And you're right, this should start a trend! In fact, Phil "Overbarrel" wrote about this 'toon, "aaaaaaaaaah, that which we call a spank, by any other name would sting your seat!"

      As for Kitty Influence-- which sounds like a James Bond character-- beware of crafty kitties who might be entertained by your bottom being caned! "God keep you from them, and from such false friends!"

  3. Why is the poor girl in the backround getting a smack? It isn't HER birthday. She is just cheering on her fellow imp.

    Any impish behaviour on my part is Larken's cats fault. I'm friends with Larken, she has impish cats, so it is default of the cat by default. *snicker*

    Nothing like an "old" tv theme song that was just made up. *rolls eyes*

    1. The Helpful Top behind the second girl is making sure no more polka-dots fall off her shorts, Kaki! This will keep her looking spiffy, and happy, and prevent any untoward accidents from underfoot polka-dot slippage.

      Now, now... if Larken's cats all jumped on the table to steal the cream, does that mean you should jump on the table to steal the cream?

      Yes, there are lots of those old TV theme songs just made up, like, "Come 'n' lissen to a story 'bout an Imp doin' pranks, an Imp so bored that she really wanted spanks, and then one day she was doin' somethin' rude, and up came her skirt and she got it really good! Smacks, that is... Hiney Handprints... Po-Po Pattycake!"

    2. If the cream was frozen, sweeten with sugar with hint of vanilla bean, peaches, chocolate, almonds, etc then, yes, I would jump on the table and steal the cream. :-)

      What song is that from, the Beverly Hill Tops?

    3. DING! DING! DING! (Fanfare and Applause)

      Yes, that's right! The pants come down and you win a hundred smacks!

      (Groucho eyebrow waggle)

  4. Great toon Wolfie, but you've got it all wrong. Bottoms are more like dogs- loyal, loving, fun in groups, and never bringing dead animals to you. Tops are like cats- Quiet, looming, popping up and scaring you when you least expect them, always with an evil expression on their face, and they subtly want your attention.

    The Look- http://emelfi.deviantart.com/art/evil-cat-157894735

    1. Hmm, that's a point, Lea. Imps do waggle their tails when they're happy, and Tops do some tail-switching when annoyed.


      I'm going to steal that cat picture and change the caption to, "I will UPEND you."