"Discipline & Desire" News!

I'm delighted to tell you that the spankin' new FREE PAGE AT "DISCIPLINE AND DESIRE" is up!

Click on those blue letters to see the weekly update, with five free romantic spanking stories--  three free chapters from the novels-- three FULL-SIZE WolfieToons, including the Halloween cartoon Larken wrote-- details about the eBook editions-- information on how you could write for "D&D"-- a link to our thirteen-year-old Yahoo group-- and membership details, too.

Here's what editor Nattie Jones told everyone in the aforementioned Yahoo group:

We now do updates on Saturday evenings, and we have eBook editions of our weekly stories that you can read on your eReader (Kindle, Kobo, Nook, Sony, and iPad... and most every eReader!) or an eReader app on your computer, like Kindle for PC, Adobe Acrobat Reader, or Nook for PC.

Coming before the end of the year is a redesign of the member's area, with easier navigation, the ability to comment on stories, interact with each other, and interact with authors. I can't wait for it! I know Yahoo! Groups aren't as active as they used to be, but I really miss the close community we had here in the "olden days" of the Internet.

I hope you enjoy the new free stories!

So have a look, I think you'll be pleased!  

Pure Spanking Satisfaction!

There's a lot to like this week at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

The new WolfieToon might be one of my favorites;  it certainly got an enthusiastically warm reception from Springrose, Larken, and Kaki! 

See if the story snippets appeal to you as much as they do to me!  And I'm really enjoying Editor Reesa's illustration selections, too!

The Freebie this week is the first chapter of  Michelle Carlyle's "THE BAD BURGLAR,"  with a spanking both hilarious and horny!  That's my favorite combination!

Oh, and there's a sci-fi strapping in the free e-book chapter of Deborah Plum's STARR CROSSED,"  too!

Hope I took the pain out of a Summer Monday and put it back where it belongs.

Wishing You A Colorful Holiday!

Thought you'd like to peek into what Larken calls "The Eekster Basket" featured in this week's WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE:"

Kaki said that my holiday cartoons with women devouring chocolate and getting spanked are really starting to "hit home!"

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Have fun-- I hope my 'toons and the new stories at "D & D" this week add some real warmth to your celebrations!

Madam I'm Adam

If lovely Larken's fantasy had been true, the world would be a much different place!

According to Shel Silverstein, there might even be unicorns. 

In any case, you can see her fine fancy and my delineation this week at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

The stories this week include Penny getting spanked in her pajamas (well, technically, without her pajamas)-- Gabby time traveling to trouble-- Dovey feeling very warm down south, out west-- Denise with a warm popo in the dojo-- and Tana getting a tanning!

Enjoy!

St. Paddy Whackin'!

In case you were doing actual important things and weren't aware, this Sunday, the 17th is St. Patrick's Day!

And all lasses not wearing green will actually be inviting you to pinch their bottoms.

Well, I suppose it's possible that might not include every woman. 

Tell you what, fellas, you go ahead, try it first, and I'll bring up the rear.

Here's a fella bringing up the rear, too, from this eight-year-old holiday cartoon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

The new cartoon is over at "D & D", as well as the latest batch of stories.  Those blue letters will take you over for free chapters and story snippets! 

Ghost Writers In The Sky!

So Larken says, "I have a cartoon you should do!"

"EeeeeYESSSsss?" I replied like the guy on Jack Benny, confusing the younger people with an obscure reference.

She told me and I Laughed Out Loud!  I would have Rolled On the Floor Laughing, but there's always stuff in the way down there.

The results are at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" this week!

There have occasionally been other WolfieToon writers!  In fact, "D&D" editor Reesa Roberts had a contest once, and the winners got free stuff!  This was the Third Place Entry.

My buddy who signed himself "Charlie Tunasheart" suggested several cartoons over the years, like this one:

So if you have a favorite fantasy or idea, I'm always open to suggestions.  Hope you enjoy the offerings over at "D&D" this week, too!

Over Santa's Lap?! The Heck You Say!

This week's WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE"  is the first of three Christmas-themed ones!

Springrose wanted to know if I had anyone in particular in mind when drawing that Imp;  she thought there was something slightly Erica Scott-esque  there.  But I really didn't have anyone in mind, and Golly, it would never occur to me to cast Erica as a li'l devil.  (Ahem cough.)

Kaki says she's "grateful we (Imps) only have to be good for two more weeks.  Phew!"

Larken declared that "a PreTemptive Spanking is unfair!!" 

Thank you very much, Dolls!  I'm delighted you're delighted!

You know, when the Web was new, I was initially surprised to find out what a common fantasy Santa Spanking is, especially among the ladies!  For example: 

Chross has ten pages of Christmas Spanking Images up HERE, and the Jolly One figures in most of 'em!  (I'm proud to say there are two WolfieToons included!  Thanks, Chross!)

Lea has written a most evocative and enjoyable story called "CHRISTMAS DREAMING!"

Season has an, er, entertaining take on Santa Spankage entitled "DEAR SANTA!"

To show only one of my many favorite photographic images, there's so much I love about this one with Richard Windsor and Pixie Wells! 

Phil "Overbarrel" has taken us to the North Pole for several years to see what goes on in Santa's Workshop with his assistants, the Hiney Sisters!  Dig the Grinning Teddy Bear!!

So now I'll add two from "D & D."   I'm not real crazy about the drawing in this one from 2005, but it is unique among Santa Spanking Stuff!

And here's one that has No Actual Smacking... although it is one of the very few WolfieToons to have had a sequel! 

Now you're starting to feel some Holiday Warmth, eh?

Well, the Christmas tails have started going up at "D & D", too.

I mean "tales."

Actually, I mean both.

Revolting Credit Issues

If you have succumbed to the shopkeepers' maddening notion that you are obliged, nay, required to get a gift, preferably an expensive one, for every single person you've ever known at home or work every December, you should be rewarded with a searing seat.

Now if you happen to desire a searing seat, there are much easier ways to accomplish that, ones that will result in sitting uncomfortably and not bankruptcy and unrelieved guilt..

And if you are unable to find joy in anything but spending money, you might benefit from therapy sessions such as the one demonstrated in the WolfieToon this week at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"   As a matter of fact, it may help with a lot of different issues.

(There is also some pleasant distraction at "D&D" with free story samples, and of course, a wealth of fiction and images each week for members!)

'Bots and Butts!

That detail is from this week's WolfieToon at  "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE," and is the latest version of a machine I've had in mind for decades.

First of all, on the Forever Coolometer, Robots are at Number Two,  just behind Dinosaurs.  But it's pretty close.  Sometimes people just can't make up their minds, and you have Dinosaur Robots.

My personal favorite, the robot I had circa 1961, was ROBOT COMMANDO!!

Don't be fooled by what the box says, you could control Robot Commando even if your name was Irving, and Under Your Command, he Ambled Menacingly in four directions like a tank, rolled his Hypnotic Eyeballs, hurled Projectile Spheres and SHOT MISSILES OUT OF THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!  Red rubber-tipped missiles.  Holy Freudian Symbolism, Batman!

In turn, my boys had the TRANSFORMERS (Robots In Disguise!!) and the "Star Wars" 'Droids.

You'll notice how red is always a favorite color.

('Toon interpretation by Sadie Figueroa!)

Say, I bet you can find the ones YOU loved at this website:  THE OLD ROBOTS WEBSITE!

Well, anyway, two passions must eventually meld, and thus is born the Spanking Robot.

That's an early version of mine that I'm proud to see parading around the Web!

There have been others;  You "Big Bang Theory" types should recognize these two characters in a photo done by ADzArt at Deviantart!

"Carrie" from the British For-The-Men Mag "Mayfair" got a good scrubbing from her automaton assistant.  That's not quite a spanking, but it's pretty close.  A brush was involved.

(I think that's Don Lawrence's painting-- but that assumption is subject to correction!)

There are Bots paddling Bottoms all over the Web!  Do a search and see what's at Chross's site, Chicago Spanking Review, the Spank Statement, and Nik Zula's cartoons!  

I prefer the humanoid versions to the mere "spanking machines," which, as everybody knows, have always been in the Principal's Office.  

Now, regarding my latest version, Kaki wanted to know how it was controlled.  

Well, the red dial on the upper front-center of Robospankher 7.0 is the Control Setting, which One can adjust Herself.  It will ask "Are you certain of the number of smacks and intensity level?" and once she presses, "Yes," this cannot be changed, even by calling out "Banana Oil!" or some such.  

However, there is a Top Voice Recognition and Activation Override which can be used to change those settings, or to ensure that a proper paddling takes place in case the Top must be away. 

Which addresses a question Larken asked:  Why would a Top ever delegate this important duty to an electronic device?  It is not, as she slyly suggested, any laziness on his part, but is in fact an Emergency Measure, just in case he is required elsewhere but She Absolutely Positively Needs To Get Spanked Right Away.

As a matter of fact, Larken sugested that the Robospankher 7.0 was not any mechanical marvel at all, but Wolfie in his Halloween costume! 

Why I never.  

Cats And Imps

This detail from the new WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" brings to mind certain similarities:  a Cat is very Impy, and Imps can be rather Feline.  

And yet, there is a difference, expressed in the words of that famous Old TV Show Theme Song that I just made up:   

A cat is a cat, that's that, that's that

and you might as well talk to your tattered hat

as try to order about a cat as contrary as an Imp!

There's never a Brat more bold than that

whiskery one you'll find on the mat!

Just try a chat with the awful cat more contrary than an Imp!

People trying to train a cat will waste the time of day!

And Imps might think you will never whap if they all act the same way! 

A cat is a cat, that's that, that's that

But Impsters respond to a loving pat!

She'll never call you a dirty rat

If you go and do this:

Spank a contrary Imp!

So go ahead with the horseplay!

And if you're not sure how to proceed, I bet you'll find Inspiration from the story snippets at "D&D," as well as the complete first chapter of Maren Smith's "THE RAFFLE," and that of Robin Smith's "MILLENNIUM FALLS!"

Let's Face It!

Do you recognize this person?

Oh, that's the wrong shot, maybe not.

Well, anyway, I'm no JACK DAVIS, I'm no MORT DRUCKER, nor TOM RICHMOND, nor MARIE SEVERIN, but I really wanted to do a caricature for the gag in this week's WolfieToon at  "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"  (Which came from a chance remark lovely Springrose made!)

So I'd thought I'd show some of the struggle to achieve that here;  not that anyone gives a rat's patootie, but at least the work and paper used in the process won't be wasted.  

I collected photo references of the Fella I Had In Mind, noting the shape of the features and their relationships:  how the head was kinda round, the ears were kinda big, how the hairline looked, that the eyes were set fairly high up and wide apart, and the mouth was also wide and there was not much chin underneath a thick bottom lip.  So let the scribbles begin.

Ehh, no, the eyes are way too close together, and, nope the whole thing is off... 

Hey, that kinda looks like David Janssen-- or, Springrose says, maybe Johnny Cash!--  but not who I had in mind... so let's see what happens if I age him a bit and change the features.  Maybe a slightly different angle will help... 

Wow, that's almost Walter Matthau!  Too bad I'm not trying to draw Walter, I sorta like that drawing.  Sigh, well, okay, let's exaggerate the heck outta things to see if I can figure out where I'm going wrong... 

Hmmm.... 

Aw, CRAP, now he's Bela Lugosi, #@%^&*, Scribble Scribble!! 

Well I'll consult other references and try again... and again-- 

OK, that's not so bad!!

Some more tweaking and inking and coloring and the final thing is thus:

I had a particular person in mind for the Spankee as well, and oddly enough, I didn't have so much trouble with her face!

If you recognize 'em, I've succeeded enough for that, or you got a clue from the title of the cartoon.  :-D  

If you don't, I'll have to try another time, or you're a youngster who never watches TV reruns. 

Meanwhile, enjoy the snippets and free chapters of scintillating spanking stories at "D&D" this week, like the first chapeter of "DANGEROUS BEHAVIOR" by Michelle (always a hoot) Carlyle, and you can go down under (!!) for the start of "AUSSIE HEIRESS" by Jamie Phillips!

Pink 'N' Plush

Here's the pink bottom featured in this week's WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

Honestly, I've lost count, but Editor Reesa Roberts says I've done over 370 cartoons for "D&D!"  That's a lot of pink bottoms!

Although, sometimes, to be different and funny, a WolfieToon might show no bottom at all, nor even any actual spankage, but evoke your imagination instead!

And sometimes, the only thing showing in a WolfieToon is a Lovely Bottom.  That's so the female viewers might imagine themselves in the picture, or the male viewers can relish the view, or maybe so Wolfie can do a cartoon quickly to meet a deadline. (Shhh, that last factor is just between you and me, don't tell nobody.)

Anyway, there's another batch of titillating tales and titillated tails at "D&D" today, including Free Samples (and you don't even have to dig through glucose-covered cereal to get to 'em!) -- go South of the Border with Jordan Grace in Chapter the First of "HEAVEN," and out t'th' ranch with Judith McLaren for the start of "VENGENCE CREEK!"

Now I gotta go get this week's cartoon inked, there're faces and stuff this time!

Cerealsy, Now! By Larken!

It's a well known fact that chickens like corn.  Which is why so many flock around here.  It's a flocked-up blog.

And by sheer happenstance, one of those cocks, making an appearance in the new WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" this week, bears a slight resemblance to an advertising icon for a breakfast food corn product, 

which provoked this response from Larken!     

Hiya, WolfeMan!  How's Trix?  

I love this toon!    I'd much rather be woken up with Sugar Smacks on my rear than a crow in my ear!    OK, maybe a whappity whap...   Look at her smiling...    Corn Flakes can wait.    On second thought, maybe I'd rather be seduced by someone's Lucky Charms    and have something toasted...    Just for Kix.  He'd say, "Honey Comb here for some Wackies, 

 and then some of Mr. Wonderfull's Surprize."   

And Post Toasties we'd be all Grins & Smiles & Giggles & Laughs.  

And I don't want any of that Vanilla Crunch!    Isn't it interesting that Vanilla Mr. Wonderfull's Surprize comes with puzzle cards, 

 but non-vanilla, er, Chocolate, comes with a ruler?!  

Very clever toon, I LIKE it!  And, gees, I know there's a Cock-A-Doodle Something joke in there somewhere...  I'm sure you'll find it sooner or later...   

Cheerio, DW!!

Quite a review, huh?!  Bet she was feeling her oats!!  Thanks, Larken, you're a doll!  

Say, if you've already read your cereal box, check out the free chapters of these "D&D" stories:      the start of  "NETWORKED" by Belle, and  the start of Nattie Jone's e-book, "Spanked With Care: A Sanders Spanking Center Book!"   But be careful, I disclaim any responsibility for  choking involving cereal or chickens.