Last-Minute Gift Idea!

Exhibit B

Once upon a time. there was a certain Victoria's Secret Model who made the eye-rolling remark, "No woman likes her butt, and I don't like mine."

Instagram and Pinterest and other options for posting "Butt Selfies" have pretty much put the lie to that ass-ertion.  There are obviously LOTS of women who love their behinds, especially when displayed in Yoga Pants!

And, of course, WE love their spankable and curvy, delectably displayed buns,  too!

"Afterwards!"

Oh!

Larken asked, "So where are the FROZEN PEAS?"

Y'know, she didn't really look like she was suffering much, so I didn't think about it!  But, here ya go!!

The Navy and the Mermaid!

Sounds like one of those drive-in movies from the 60's, huh?

Last post, ENZO expressed surprise that there wasn't a Mermaid WolfieToon!

Well,now there is!

Enjoy!!

We Gather Together To See Wolfie's Cartoons

Happy Thanksgiving Week!

Better cartoonists than I have done holiday reruns, and there might be someone strolling by who hasn't seen all of these, and so--

The balloons in the Macy's T-Day Parade have always been a hit, even when the balloons themselves were, oh, somebody's first attempt--

They got better!

And so I thought, there oughta be a Wolfie B'lloon!!

Meanwhile, back in the kitchen:

Of course, a lot of folks go in for non-traditional celebrations, too.

But some people like things a certain way:

So I hope that somehow, someway you have an outstanding day!

The Nag!

Merriam Webster's definition of "NAG":

Intransitive Verb

1)  To find fault incessantly

2)  To be a persistent source of annoyance or irritation

Transitive Verb

1)  To irritate by constant urging or scolding

2)  To worry, badger

The Halos' Rock 'N' Roll Version:

The Wolfie Solution:

To Protect Or Swerve!

It seems like such a natural thing to do that I'm surprised we don't see more of it in spanking pictures, videos, and cartoons-- the Spankee trying to block the Spanker's hand to prevent or modify her seat-searing!

Of course, this is usually a token resistance;  you can tell when the ladies are less than serious about fending off the swats-- 

even during a semi-serious spanking for this stowaway from her sailor!

The girls will often giggle in movie publicity photos meant to show how fun and frisky this film might be!  

 

That's young Joan Crawford giggling at James Murray's efforts for 1928's "Rose Marie!"  Maybe he would have had a different reaction if he'd used a wire hanger?

Here's maestro Al Siegel instructing protegee Connie Russell in 1940 during the rehearsals for "Unholy Partners!"  

And to promote the fluffy Bing Crosby picture "College Humor" in 1933, Jack Oakie put Mary Kornman over his lap!  She looks a little more concerned about it. 

Naturally, if the gal is playing a role, she'll want to evoke the audience's suspension of disbelief and make them wonder about her hiney!

Like Lucy--

-- and Erica!

Speaking of Rich Windsor, I do believe some of those earlier depictions of domestic discipline and birthday frivolity were derived from his blog!  Thanks, Rich!

Here's Lily Anna  trying unsuccessfully to stop David Pierson's handprints reddening her lovely fanny!

These are talented women, because like I said, making these protests convincing is a hard sell!

Spankees in the audience will likely quote Hamlet's mom Queen Gertrude, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

"No, No, a thousand times, No!"

One of the first "D&D" WolfieToons had a redhead worried about her delicate skin with her swimsuit bottom down--  

And in a later 'toon, the young lady was not worried enough, until her fella took a hand and Uncle Albert suffered some kind of minor apoplexy: 

Take care, now, and remember, in all important matters, C.Y.A.!!