WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe
Showing posts with label cartoon monsters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cartoon monsters. Show all posts

Thursday, April 23, 2020

Something New From WOFY-TV! Or, Here's A Real Over-The-Knee Slapper!

So how ya doin' with all this, Binky?




Are your best beloved beginning to become too bothersome to bear?





Have your favorite foods lost their luster?





Is even FaceTime with Gramma taking a discouraging turn?





Well, fret not, faithful friend (or feckless foe), a respite is here! 





Just tune your personal TV receivers--




any model--




to WOFY-TV




and thrill to a lost Beach Monster classic from 1962!!



Yes, 1962, when Poodles wore People Skirts




and Wolfman Jack was spinning the hits on your car radio




and girls wrestled gorillas in the Passion Pit (the Drive-In Movie Theater)




And sparkling clean dishes put a sparkle in everyone's eyes!





Ladies and Gentlemen, in 3D, if your glass is full enough--




Hm, I think that's Larken obstructing my view of the--




Well, you know what, I don't think I mind.




Well, anyway, I hope these chuckles helped!

Remember, it could always be worse!!




EEK!