WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Monday, November 23, 2020

Is This Pans-Sexual?

I've often wondered if the verb / noun was derived from onomatopoeia!
SPANGK!



 

12 comments:

  1. Hey Wolfie,

    This spanker is either Granny Clampett or maybe Bob Clampett.

    I can attest that frying pans can indeed be pervertables in the hands of a determined spanko. Too thuddy for my taste, but they do deliver a message.

    Where do you buy those lovely stars. I want some!

    Socially distanced virtual hugs,
    Bonnie

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    1. Ha! Yeah, Bob or his buddy Tex Avery!! Thanks, Bonnie!
      Has anyone thought to trademark "Pervertables?" That could be a great retail re-sale business!! Built-in market!
      Let's see, the stars I don't draw myself are from the graphics program I usually use, "PhotoStudio 6" from ArcSoft.
      SDVH right back!!

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  2. Personally I prefer an implement that goes 'SMACK! ' instead of 'THUD!'.
    One of my biggest disappointments was the use of a coal shovel instead of a hairbrush for the double spankings in McLintock....whose idea was that ?

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    1. Probably for the humor of the "PWANG!!" sound effect, which was obviously dubbed in by the Foley artists! But yeah, Glen', "thud" is a supremely unsatisfying spanking sound! :-D

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  3. Pan Sexual! It would be quite difficult for me resist smacking that bottom encased in those shorts. I keep a special spoon hanging the kitchen just for such occasions.

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    1. Thanks, D.M.! And good for you! When I was an impressionable and hormone-soaked lad of fourteen, I saw a paddle hanging in the kitchen of some folks we were visiting that had a comedy poem on it, listing all its uses! The only line I remember is, "for naughty brides who burn the toast~!"

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  4. nice butt definitely spankable!

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  5. Wolfie:

    Pan sexual!! Gotta love it!!

    Rick

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    1. Thanks, Rick! (Jimmy Durante voice) I got a mill-yun of 'em! Ha-cha-cha-cha-chaa!

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  6. Omg Dave! That’s a riot! I bet Granny Clampett wielded a mean spoon or pan! Not so much Jed! Lol
    Love the light pink sink counter!

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    1. Thanks, Minielle! I remember once Irene Ryan (Granny) chasing Bea Benaderet (Cousin Pearl) around the kitchen with a pan!

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