In the Marx Brothers' movie "Horsefeathers," Professor Wagstaff (Groucho) is out on the lake purportedly pitching woo to "college widow" Connie (Thelma Todd) and tells her,
"You know, this is the first time I've been out in a canoe since I saw "The American Tragedy.'"
She assures him, "Oh, you're perfectly safe. Professor, in this boat."
"I don't know," says Wagstaff, "I was going to get a flat bottom, but the girl at the boathouse didn't have one."
(Detail from a WolfieToon Larken wrote-- stay tuned!)
Now. it's been rare for me to encounter a woman who said, "I want a bigger butt!"
As a matter of fact, being a somewhat suspicious wolfie, it seems that a penchant for padded panties might have less to do with wanting to show off a rounded rump and more with a mischievous Imp wanting some protective buffer against the likelihood of a heated hiney.
After all, in an emergency, one may not always have a handy copy of "Cosmopolitan" or some similar hefty tome to surreptitiously slide into the seat of one's designer jeans.
In fact, they were using such a garment on stage recently!
Erica Scott wrote about the play "Permission" IN THIS BLOG ENTRY!
"Lay on, Macduff, my duff is buffered!"
"Eek! I covered my ass for anything except MOM OUT IN THE AUDIENCE!!"
Nevertheless-- I have seen seen historical records
and late-night TV ads
that indicate some flat-bottomed girls do indeed want artificial flirtation augmentation.
BUTT--
What happens when those padded panties come down, for play, or spanking, or play-spanking, or even spanking play?!
Therefore, a natural solution is required!
Wolfie To the Rescue!!
Behold!
You're welcome!
