Here We Come A-Caroling!

May many delights show up at your door this season!

Red Friday Shoplifting!

A topical "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" WolfieToon from 2007:

 

 

 

The Imp Anthem!

From the 1930 movie "Follow Through," Ms Zelma O'Neal (no relation) sings the Imp Anthem-- "I Want To Be Bad!"

Of course, we all know that, Now as Then, such Naughty Impulses must be properly addressed!

Especially is your Imp is improperly dressed.  

No, no, no, not like that at all!  That's always good.  I mean, like wearing girdles during a spanking:

(And you know she did that on purpose, girdles are really hard to find these days!!) 

Or like stealing your fella's favorite T-shirt and then getting it all stretched out of shape.

Or breaking Tops' Toys

Or, for that matter, breaking Tops.

Or carelessly wearing very expensive jewelry to Pottery Class.

Or spying on the neighbors like Gladys Kravitz..

Or sneaking off for a snooze when you're supposed to be doing outdoor chores.

Or cutting off the tops of Van Johnson's socks and trying to make him believe you're too young to know that was wrong. 

So-- you Imps had better play your cards right

Or the Gobble-uns Wolfies'll git ya 

Ef you

Don't 

Watch 

Out!

 

More Wolfie Beach Fun: Original Art!

There's a Revealing Detail from one of the latest WolfieToons at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"  

I thought it might be fun to show you some of the original black-and-white art for other "D&D" beach-themed cartoons! 

The beach party almost doesn't need the lettering and gag!  (But just so you know, he's singing, "Wild Thing!  I'll make your butt sting!")  The next one, though, is kinda bare without more:

So:

For some reason this particular gag has been a favorite of cartoonists for a long time;  here is my first pencil sketch for it. 

Then the inked version, which-- perhaps appropriately enough-- has been slightly water-damaged.

And now, the finished cartoon:  

Enjoy the rest of your summer!!

Happy 6th of July!!

A great big ole howdy!  Hope my fellow Merkins had a wonderful weekend, whether reveling in some peace and quiet or spending spiffy summertime with family and friends, fireworks and yummy provender.  Hm, Yummy Provender sounds like a WolfieToon character.  In fact, she might be the Twirler in this first Fourth of July cartoon I did at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

Don't Kill The Cook, Kiss The Piano Player

This may be a WolfieBlog Summer Rerun;  but if so, there's somebody hasn't seen it, so here's a "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" cartoon from six hot summers ago:

The original lines, by the way, were:

 "You gave Uncle Albert a heart attack!"  

"I'm so sorry, Uncle Albert!"

But the Powers That Be said we hadda change it because that implied something incestuous.

Anyway, I thought it would be a good way to beak in the season here!

Speaking of the Seventies--

--does anyone else remember the photo from "People" magazine of teenager Susan Ford being playfully spanked by her brother?

I think it was "People;"  it was a relatively new rag then.  The article was about the presidential kids when Gerry Ford was in office, and probably sometime in '75 or '76.  

The photo showed one of her brothers (I don't remember which) holding her around the waist, her face toward the camera,  while he took a whack or several at the seat of her trousers.  The caption was something like, "Susan yowls as (Whatzisname) administers a brotherly spanking." 

It was pretty cute, but I've never seen that picture on the Interwebs.  And I've looked.  Found other Ford Family photos, and now you're seeing them, too.

Here's a recent one of Susan. 

Anyway, if you run across it, sing out.

And meanwhile, speaking of the Seventies:

(I'm pretty sure that was taken with a Kodak Instamatic with the Flash Cube on top.)

Easter Buns!

There are two kinds of hot cross buns in this older WolfieToon from "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

Happy Spring Break!!

Here's a post to celebrate the arrival of beachier weather and a vacation from all your diligent study and hard work!  

And if you've already had your Spring Break, too bad, suck it up and get that paper done. 

And enjoy these images!  

Here's a re-colored version of one of the first cartoons I put on the InterWebs: 

And a very early WolfieToon from "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

Hey!  WHO spanked these little bottoms?  The victims try to find the culprit.

(Bet it was that gal in the red shorts.)

And now, with appreciation, Beach and Bikini Frolic from around the Web:  

Spanking Preparation.    

Of course, that could just be a royal wedgie.  Like this:

Dayam.

Now, you better have finished those chores before you think you can traipse off to the shore:

But when you and Ma are done, we'll be waiting for you:

Some of our favorite friends will be there, too!  (Thanks, Guys and Dolls!!)

I believe this gal is being punished for the unfortunate color job. 

I'm just kidding, it's lovely.  Ahem.

Yes, I bet it is.

So whether you sneak off for some private groping and thwacking-- 

--or you like to be thick in the middle of everyone--

--enjoy your Spring Break!!