MEOWTCH!!

This is Paddle Cat-- P.C. for short.

He's in this week's WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE AND DESIRE", and he's one of the rare repeating characters I've used.  I'm thinking of making Paddle Cat T-Shirts to sell.  He has one of the best catchphrases ever! 

Y'know, I think most cats are actually spankophiles.  

Consider their intelligence, sensuality and general cattitude.

Certainly cartoon kitties enjoy "TTWD!"

That's from cartoonist John Stanley's "Tom and Jerry" comic that you can read at "STANLEY STORIES", a terrific blog by Frank M. Young.  (Not to be confused with his cousin, Frank M. Stein.)  

Richard Windsor also featured the full story AT HIS BLOG! 

Naturally, cartoon kitty women will follow suit!  And, oh. how I love her suit.

(That's Poser art by Invidia, who featured a whole month of superhero spankings at her blog some years back!)

I hadn't seen that one before!  Nice job!

You do know, I suppose, that Anne Hathaway is the movies' new Catwoman.

Excuse me a moment while I react.

I'm going to imagine her in the scenes above while she cooperatively poses.  

Happiest of Birthdays, Phil!!

Today we celebrate the creativity, the humor, and horniness of Phil "Overbarrel!!"

If you haven't seen any of Phil's work, you can get an introduction at THIS POST, and you can see all of Phil's Poser Goodies at his Yahoo Groups!  There's a link to Group Number Five over to your right, or you can CLICK HERE!

Enjoy!!

Kinky Vampires, and the Monkees Sing "Shades of Gray"

I'll be talking about shades of gray here, but this week's WolfieToon from "DISCIPLINE AND DESIRE" is very colorful, with cute butterflies and a cute butt. 

Erica Scott is featuring a video of Ellen Degeneres reading "Fifty Shades of Gray," the purportedly erotic bestseller based on the "Twilight" vampire series.  Check it out HERE, it's brilliant.

I found out about "Gray" from an article in TIME magazine and I thought to myself, "How did a mediocre piece of fan-fiction with attempts at describing erotic spanking and such become a national phenomenon, while any story appearing at "DISCIPLINE AND DESIRE" each week is better written and certainly more authentic?  How could "D&D" get its proper due?"

Any thoughts would be welcome, and I'll pass 'em on to Editor Reesa Roberts and the "D&D" authors.  

I recall, to repeat what I told Erica, when my literary ex, who was going through an enjoyably active erotic phase, discovered the three "Sleeping Beauty" books that Anne Rice wrote under the pen-name "A.N. Roquelaure."  There's some pun there I've forgotten.  I always remember the name as "Roquefort," because the "Sleeping Beauty" books were kinda cheesy.   

However, I do have to give Anne credit, because she said, in print, that her only reason for writing the "Beauty" series was to create "a good one-handed read."  She apparently went into an "adult" bookstore and bought a bunch of fetish books and magazines for research, and the tangled plot of the "Beauty" books did try to explore and explain the BDSM psychology.  

But the actual thing did very little for me, what with people hanging all night on stone dildos in the hall and such.  Ew.  That was also the first time I heard about "pony girls," because I don't get out much.  The spanking scenes weren't bad, and By Gum., it did cause my ex to want to do some empirical research of her own.  I hope her bottom still remembers, wink!!  

So since Vampire Kink seems to be in vogue (possibly in Vogue, too, I'll have to look) here is a somewhat sloppy WolfieToon that was in "ARILD'S MOVIE SPANKING YAHOO GROUP!"

(Disclaimer:  "WolfieToons" are entirely fictional and any resemblance to actual vampires, dead or undead, and actual cute round bottoms, punctured or not, is entirely coincidental.)

And if you never heard the song in the title for this post, here ya go:

See Ya!  

Daisy, Duck!!

"Ooh, WOULDJA?!"

I found this Darn Old Duck newspaper strip on line:

(Click on it for a bigger and more legible version!)

Now, I'm wholeheartedly on the nephews' side here.  But I don't know that I've ever seen Donald spank Daisy.  On purpose.  Except for THIS CARTOON THAT I DID. 

Tsk.  We should call in the Dog.

Say, I've been distracted of late and haven't toldja about the latest updates at "DISCIPLINE AND DESIRE!"   But you can click on those big blue letters and see the latest offerings, including story snippets, full horny and/or hilarious story chapters and the smaller version of those wacky WolfieToons!  Enjoy!!

The Scarlett Bottom!

For the record, I have always enjoyed Scartlett Johansson!  

Especially from behind.

No better choice to portray Natasha Romanova, AKA the Black Widow.

My.

My. my.

The Shadow Nose~~

Oh, I mean, the Shadow knows~~

how a good storm can really clear the air!

(Off Topic) Mr. Frid

This entry will be for my friends, like Erica Scott, who share my passion for "Dark Shadows," the good-n-spooky show that ABC began running in the afternoons the summer I was ten.  Schedules at various schools made me miss a lot of episodes during its run in those pre-VCR days, but I was there every time I was able, and was a huge fan of Johnathan Frid, AKA Barnabas Collins.  

I even tried to do a "Frid-esque" vampire one Halloween, spikey bangs and all.  My fangs were fashioned from pottery clay, and the sticky stuff I used to try to glue them over my real canines kept coming loose.   

They put out a record album of the "Dark Shadows" background music, the wonderful stuff by Robert Cobert, and my best friend in junior high, Bill and I employed it in innumerable tape recorder skits, dramatic and comedic and juvenile.  But then, we were juveniles.  The years took their toll, and the vinyl was gone, but then it was reissued on CD, along with two bonus tracks of radio interviews with the cast done at the height of "Dark Shadows" popularity.  I have that now, and, in fact, was just playing it in the car the other day!  (You can get a copy, too, like Erica did after I told her about it, HERE!)

Some years back, the SciFi Channel (which has since altered its name, I think) ran all the episodes of "Dark Shadows" from beginning to end, in chronological order, two per day, so I caught up on the ones I missed.  During the run of the show, about five years, there were some goofy gaffes, to be sure, because they were doing a very complicated show very quickly and without enough dough, and once in a while the scripts meandered in a lost sort of way, but mainly they had remarkably involving stories with a wonderful cast and some particularly chilling, scary moments that hold up even in my jaded age. 

Mr. Frid passed last week, Friday the 13th, at the age of 87.  The Los Angeles Times has a very nice article, which includes a link to co-star Kathryn Leigh Scott's tribute, HERE.

(That's a recent "Dark Shadows" cast reunion picture.) 

I would have loved to have been able to hear the readings from Poe and Shakespeare that Johnathan Frid performed in the last decade or two, or to have seen his performance as Johnathan Brewster in "Arsenic and Old Lace."

Friends, by definition, share a passionate interest in something, but don't have to agree about all its aspects.  Erica won't agree with me about the worth of the new Tim Burton movie out next month (she feels it does a disservice to the original, to put it mildly) but I plan to see it, and will especially be watching for the party-scene cameos by the original cast, and Mr. Frid in particular.  

I suppose more people are rocked by the loss of Dick Clark yesterday, but there are already some splendid tributes up for him, including Erica's.  I saw "American Bandstand" frequently on Saturdays, and the "Bloopers" shows and more, but my connection there was different.  I never tried to be Dick Clark on Halloween. 

(Addition Saturday, April 21:  Co-star David Selby-- AKA Quentin Collins-- has shared a beautiful note to his friend HERE..)

The Freckle Song!!

This is Fashion fave Fanny Fournier.

Yes, this is a portrait of a beautiful freckled Fanny.

Speaking of which, if you've never heard "The Freckle Song" by Larry Vincent, you will now be humming it all day!  

You're welcome!!  

Aw, Loooook!

I put the emphasis on "Desire" this week.

But there's still some "Discipline,"  too-- have a peek at this week's "Discipline and Desire" update!

Sparks fly in the two free chapters:  Chula Stone's "Wanna Bet?" and "Appalachian Cure" by Mandy Rogers.

And you read that as "spanks fly," didn'tcha?  Ha!

And THIS--

This is a wolf in ship's clothing.

We now return you to A WOLF IN A BUNNY SUIT, already in progress.

Hoppy Easter Week!

"I've heard of a wolf in sheep's clothing, but THIS is ridiculous!"

Hey, whatever it takes to get the job done!

This fella originally appeared in the Easter cartoon I did for the "Spankville County" Yahoo Group years and years ago!  I may have put the same on up at "The Southern California Spanked Wives Club."

And look, the Real Bunny shows up at "Discipline & Desire" this week!

Wow,  E. B. looks P. O.'ed!!

And not for the first time!!

(If you'd like to see the pencil sketch from whence this came, it's back at THIS POST!)

I may find other goodies as the week rolls on, but in the meanwhile, you can visit N'arleans with Jordan Grace in the first chapter of "Endless Love," and over to Jolly Ole with Maren Smith in the opening of "Angel of Hawkhaven!"

So enjoy, but behave yourself, you never know Who might be watching!

The WolfieToon Multiple Crumple Guarantee

The WolfieToon Multiple Crumple Guarantee states, "If this cartoon sucks, at least I killed as many trees as possible trying."

Although lately, being made more sensitive by people who have a gentler, more loving relationship with paper, who fold it into marvelous configurations, I have been doing more erasing and lighter under-drawing, so that more paper lives out its natural life.

But I confess that a harsh, cracking crumple is viscerally satisfying.  Extremely.

I ran across the following items on a disk that show that things don't always go the way you want at first, but perseverance pays. Here is the first attempt at the Halloween WolfieToon with Boris and Elsa:

Not quite what I wanted, so I went back to the drawing board.  

I got that far, thinking I was doing better, but after coming back with a fresh cup of coffee, I decided it was actually worse.  Soooo... more work, and I finally got to this:

The end result you've seen..

The lesson here, Kids, is:  Be patient and gentle, but firm;  you can always spank something into shape.  Wink wink.