That'll Learn Ya!

Since we are celebrating Teacher Appreciation Day / Week, finals and graduations at various universities and high schools, and the end of another school year for everyone, it seems apropos to post the following WolfieToons! 

That may be the only time a Sub was a Dom!

Just for fun, I was practicing a caricature there!  But I bet you don't "see" anyone!

Note to other cartoonists:  Less Is Usually More.  I went WAY overboard trying to recreate the shirt wrinkles of my reference model there!  Oh, well, let's just look at her skirted fanny.

There, you see?  WolfieToons are not only fun, but educational and culturally enriching, too! As Cole Porter wrote, "Brush up her shapely rear, start spanking her now!"  Well, it was something like that.

Just a gentle reminder that all projects are due in now.  You don't want to end the semester in arrears.

My, what a shapely little bottom La Professora has!  I bet it was very hard for most of the guys to pay attention when she stood at the board.  But I bet they weren't bored.  Maybe they felt like a board.  

But whether anything was ever very hard for this particular fella, our spanker Don Winaugh in gay apparel, could be a question.

There's also a lame joke in this cartoon about giving a rat's ass.  I told you that because nobody ever saw it before, and it wasn't likely anyone would see it now unaided.

Well, congratulations, students and teachers and staff, I hope everything came together for you this time around.  And if everyone came together, too, that's the ultimate goal.

Topical 'Toons!

First, in honor of the new version of "Lost In Space" that showed up on Netflix this weekend:

And, yes, it's that time of year again-- I suppose you have until Monday at midnight.  I've been getting my stuff out of the way early for a few years now!  But here's some humor to ease the pain.  Or maybe not.

Oh, Brothers!

Somebody over on FarceBook says it's "Siblings Day."  

I don't know who makes this stuff up, but it's a great excuse to present these siblings!

Maybe I've shown this before?  In that case, I'm re-presenting them.

And I'll need representation when their lawyers come around.

Naw, They Didn't!

It was only overshadowed by the Bunny and Such.

But lest the event be completely upstaged, behold more Topical 'Toons!

Easter Greetings!

Hiya, Kids!!

Here's a new WolfieToon for your Sunday joy, and a couple of my favorites from the Days of Yore and Possibly Mine, Too.

Adjustments

Sure, it's been two weeks since we "sprung forward," but my personal system will be subtly fighting this aberration until November, so this is still a topical 'toon!

Little Angel

It's Magically Outrageous!

A Happy St. Paddy's Day to ye!

Here's a rerun and a couple that perhaps you haven't seen before! 

Anybody Can Give A Petunia!

But, for a Valentine's Day gift that will be appreciated for years to come, one that will be a constant testament to your thoughtfulness and playful deviltry, try something like this!

Wolfie's Angels!! (Page One, No More To Follow)

WOLFE

Good Morning, Angels!

ALL THREE

Good Morning, Wolfie!

WOLFE

I suppose you're sitting gingerly after last night's adventure?

ALL THREE GIGGLE

SPRINGROSE

Oh, we're all warmed up and rarin' for more!

LARKEN

We're tingling with anticipation, Wolfie!

KAKI

Yes, we're eager to soar again!

WOLFE

Ah!  All ready to glow!  I'm glad to hear it, Angels!  This new mission might really put your pretty bottoms on the line!

Ice Spy Something Cute!

I proposed this choreography in 2006:

Happy Woodchuck Day!

Today's animal star, the groundhog (Marmota monax) is also known as a woodchuck, or even, Kazeusus knows why, a whistlepig.

The characters in Walt Kelly's "Pogo" comic strip of the Days Of Yore, also called them "groundchucks" and "woodchunks."

The multi-aliased groundhog is a rodent of the family Sciuridae, belonging to the group of large ground squirrels known as marmots.  Not "varmints," "marmots."  Young groundhogs may be called "chucklings."  Here's a groundhog chuckling now: 

So-- back in the Olden Days, the Germans looked for the badger coming out of hibernation on "Candlemas Day," midway between the winter solstice and the spring equinox.  If the badger saw its shadow, a "second winter" was on the way.  Bummer.

Meanwhile, back in the States, in 1887, they chose a native hibernating animal, our pal, the whistlepig groundchunk, for this less than remarkable holiday..

Of course, the real reason these animals come out of their hibernation holes is for sex.  Maybe a snack after.

That's pretty powerful motivation.  A fella might get up out of a long, dead sleep for sex and food.  If it were only for weather prognostication, a scene like this might ensue.

And high hilarity would follow!  

Hi Hilarity, that's Puxatawney's brother.