About To Pull A Boner

And not like some of you young wisenheimers think.

Notice the literary quote for your cultural enrichment.  

WolfieToons, fun AND educational!

Our Disciplinarian Wizard is based on a TV personality from the early 70's in Tulsa, Oklahoma, the star of "Dr. Mazeppa Pompazoidi's Uncanny Film Festival And Camp Meeting."  

Good Night, Irene! I Mean, Lois!

Nightie spanking is really cute and sexy, no?

I've always thought so, even at age ten, when I stumbled upon this scene in a reprint of "Three Nights In The Fortress of Solitude!"

You've seen that picture before, but if you want the full context, I explained it all in this early and goofy WolfieBlog post .

But, you know, it always kinda bugged me that the panel didn't look like this:

(I generally frown on cartoon alteration, but that's because it's almost always done so badly, and the perpetrator rarely admits the deed!  Then people think the original cartoonist couldn't draw!  Well, I admit the changes here!  I dood it!!  And pretty well, eh?)

Probably artist Kurt Schaffenberger, or his editor, or the Comics Code Authority censors decided my version would be a little too sexy instead of Lucille Ball humorous.

Because Kurt was never shy about gluteal anatomical details in other contexts

and even in this scene, drawn about eight years after Lois fell over the Superman Robot Guard's knee!

But, that's a boy!!

Only Li'l Iodine, Little Audrey, Little Dot, Little Lulu, Little Lotta and other Little Girls ever got spanked on the seat of their panties in full view of their comics reading audience;  the Big Girls never did, in American Comics.  But wouldn't it have been cute if Lois had?

And just imagine the furor that would have erupted if it had looked like this?!

But we can dream now, can't we?

Wild, wicked Wolfie.

Holey Cow?

Volleyball Sugar Smacks!

Just saw my Hometown College Football Team win their game by twenty points, and it reminded me, because I Yam What I Yam, and That's All What I Yam, that there have forever been jokes about all the congratulatory butt-slapping on the gridiron.

Butt-- you know what?  

There's a sport with a lot more fanny smacking than I think high school, college or pro American Football ever saw-- and that would be Women's Volleyball!

And who could blame anyone?  I mean, look at all this temptation!

Now immediately, some will say it's because a lot of these girls "play for the other team," and I'm certain a lot of them do.  

However, a huge part of it will also be good-natured camaraderie, and feminine affection, and just a nigh-irresistible urge to pat and pet the adorable little round bottom of someone you love!

In any case, it's quite... heart-warming to see!

Speaking of the other team--

And here are video highlights from a game with almost non-stop fanny pats, butt-grabbing, and the jiggling of others' behinds!

Now, leave us not presume that the yellow-jersied girls of St. Francis are in any way repressed or affection-starved so that they relish their bottom contact as much or more than the game itself.  

But there is a lot of it.

And, who knows?  Maybe after the game, someone will decide to put her friend or rival or friendly rival right across her lap for a proper spanking, with no pretense!

  

Like the duck on that irritating TV ad says--

Another Wolfie Coloring Book!

Author Allysa Hart asked me to supply some pictures for a coloring book she's selling as part of the promotion for her new books.  So I did a few.  Some are loosely based on the stories she told me about, some are adapted from older WolfieToons;  all together, a dozen or so..  The cover looks like this:

The link for it is Here!

One of the spanked bottoms you can color looks like this:

Of course, you'll want to have lots of Pink.