The Perceptive Manager

After Dinner and Before Cake~~

Here's a brand-new WolfieToon for all of you wondering what that couple down the road is doing in Quarantine...

Here's One Way--

-- of securing exciting entertainment while you seclude yourselves!

Of course, if you don't have an enormous artificial arachnid, or the materials with which to create one, here are some other ideas from THIS PAGE of "The Bad Girls' Bible!"

Have fun!

And if you wish to share your tale, I am, as you can tell from my avatar above, All Ears!!

Something New From WOFY-TV! Or, Here's A Real Over-The-Knee Slapper!

So how ya doin' with all this, Binky?

Are your best beloved beginning to become too bothersome to bear?

Have your favorite foods lost their luster?

Is even FaceTime with Gramma taking a discouraging turn?

Well, fret not, faithful friend (or feckless foe), a respite is here! 

Just tune your personal TV receivers--

any model--

to WOFY-TV

and thrill to a lost Beach Monster classic from 1962!!

Yes, 1962, when Poodles wore People Skirts

and Wolfman Jack was spinning the hits on your car radio

and girls wrestled gorillas in the Passion Pit (the Drive-In Movie Theater)

And sparkling clean dishes put a sparkle in everyone's eyes!

Ladies and Gentlemen, in 3D, if your glass is full enough--

Hm, I think that's Larken obstructing my view of the--

Well, you know what, I don't think I mind.

Well, anyway, I hope these chuckles helped!

Remember, it could always be worse!!

EEK!

Hoppy Easter! Or, Popping on the Bunny's Tail!

I hope you're doing well, enduring this bizarre Spring in the best way you can!

Chocolate will help.  Especially today!  

Here is my second-favorite Easter WolfieToon, and maybe the favorite of sly expressions--

--and its inevitably inferior "sequel!" 

This won't be a problem today, or shouldn't be, since anyone with any sense is avoiding group gatherings for now!  Maybe this young woman had too much chocolate beforehand. and the resulting sugar rush resulted in a sure sore tush?

(That's one of the rare cartoons I colored before scanning, in this case, with water color.)

And here is my all-time favorite Easter WolfieToon!

(There MIGHT be SOMEONE who hasn't seen it already!)

I hope you enjoy some sugar of some sort yourself today!

Prepared and Satisfied!

I hope you are taking all the precautions seriously, and were as well-prepared for time alone (currently called "social distancing") as this young woman!  

Happy Spring!

Well, it looks like it could be a very strange and trying Spring, but we can still make some bright spots!

Sure An' It's Holiday Reruns!

Performance Review

From 2009!

Springrose said that Our Heroine richly deserves this for "those uuuuuuugly pants!"

Whoopee!

Valentine's Day Romance Book Cover!

The story has yet to be written, but there's your cover! 

Or, you know what?

You could be UNCOVERED, too!

Snowpersons