(Singing) "And He Will Flip Her! Flip Her! Over his Knee~!"

Smacks of Science Fiction!

Welcome to the Future, Denizens of the 1950's!  

This is the Year 2021 A.D., with wonders and marvels unimagined in your time!

The real reason for this post is to have you go check out Harry's latest entry, "The Spankings of Future Past!" over at Vanilla Spanking!

It's terrifically entertaining!

She's In Good Hands!

A Sore Chore!

"Oh, William, the Pain! The Pain!!'

Today, the wonderful and redoubtable Erica Scott was musing on the alarming TV cartoon violence we Baby Boomers took in stride in our youth.  Taken seriously, of course, someone being flattened under a falling safe or having his nose blown off by a stick of dynamite would be horrific.

But my idea is that the alleged violence portrayed in the works of Messrs. Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, Dave Fleischer, et al., is hilarious because of the surprise, because it's so outrageously exaggerated, and, because it's so often Just Desserts for Reprehensible Characters, provides a satisfying release without anyone being really hurt.

As a demonstration, I'll rerun this particular WolfieTroon featuring Exaggerated and Unnecessary Cartoon Violence.  The Language, however, has been made Acceptable For All Audiences.

And Erica responded, "Okay, that's damn funny!"

Pajamas in Public?!

 Public PJs have been a "thing" for a while now.  Tsk.

Larken asked me, "So, what's the difference between pajamas and sweatpants in public?!"

That could depend, of course, on the Jammies, but an important difference is,

 Pajamas In Public are more likely to get you spanked!  🐺😜😁

(By the way, our store manager PJB is supposed to be a caricature of my dear friend

Phil "Overbarrel!!" )

National Bikini Day!

 Well, according to my Calendar of Odd Holidays, today, July 5th, is National Bikini Day!

Gee, I just put up a bunch of Swimsuit Spankin' WolfieToons a coupla posts ago... maybe there's a few I didn't include?

Enjoy the sun and fun!!

Go Fourth With Joy!

 Or, if Joy can't go with you, take Maggie!

Anyway, THIS holiday seems a bit better than a year ago, eh?

I do have a new cartoon a-comin', but not really for Independence Day, so here are two that are so old they'll be new to some of you!  Seems I did three cartoons for the 4th of July my first year at "Discipline & Desire!"  Behold:

The first WolfieToons for "D&D" were a very cartoony style, because I thought it would be quicker to do.  I was wrong!

So the later ones were a little different!

Enjoy your holiday!

BANG!  BOOM!

and WANGO!

Wolfie's Strawberry Supermoons!

Tonight through Saturday we have a big, beautiful "Strawberry Supermoon" in the night sky.

Now, that just begs for something from me!

I didn't find out in time to do anything new for the event, but here are a couple of super strawberry moons to celebrate!

Noting the Day!

In appreciation of dads everywhere, here is just about the only cartoon I did for Father's Day.  It's also one of the oldest I've put up here at the WolfieBlog!

 

Summertime! Swimsuits, Shorts and Stuff!!

Something Old, Something New!

For all the June Brides, like the Old Rhyme says, I have Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Blue, and Spanked Pants with a Shoe!

Oh, wait, no, no, no, it's supposed to go, "Sixpence in her Shoe."

But-- maybe she'd like it better the first way!  

Anyway, here's a trio of WolfieToon Wedding Cartoons, starting with a new drawing for a gag I did a bunch of years ago!  Enjoy, and Mazel Tov!

We'll all come dance at your wedding!