Disciplining the Brides

This is one of the first Halloween WolfieToons I did for "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

By the way, if you've never ever seen Bela Lugosi in the original "Dracula," here's a clip with co-star Dwight Frye for your entertainment and cultural enrichment:

Ghost Spanking!

Did you know if you Search Engine "Ghost Spanking" you do NOT find any images of spanking ghosts?!

Not even a screen-shot from that one episode of the TV version of  "Topper!"

GASP!!

So, let's see if we can change that!

First, with an image from this week's WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE AND DESIRE!"

(There are some sexy and spooky story snippets and free chapters over there, too, by the way!)

Now, let's put up a quick and sloppy Wolfie parody!

And finally, an older WolfieToon from "D & D" and my recommendation that you find the original movie for some of your Halloween Month fun!

Fab Fannies From Frank!

The WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" this week is my meager tribute to one of the finest illustrators to have graced a book cover, the late Frank Frazetta!

(Self portrait of the artist as a young man)

There are critiques and tributes to Frank all over the web, and I'll give you a couple of links below, but just in case you're not sure who he is, here are some images.

First, one of my favorites, I believe the name of it is "Great Form."

Frank loved golf-- he loved being able to make a living at the easel-- he loved his wife Ellie and his kids and life in the suburbs-- and evidently he loved female bottoms!

(Might be some kinda symbolism there...)

Frank began his career doing comics-- including a stint as one of Al Capp's "ghosts" on "Li'l Abner," as well as romance comics and public service ads!  

(I think that guy kinda looks like young Frank and the gal like Bettie Page!  I wonder if that was deliberate?)

(He NEVER gets winded!  Get it, Guys??)

But Frazetta's biggest claim to fame came from the work he did in the 60's and 70's, book covers and illustrations for paperback runs of the "Conan" series--

 And the "Tarzan"  adventures-- 

And "John Carter of Mars" and company--

And more, including "Warren" comics magazines-- the publishers of "Famous Monsters of Filmland"-- which had anthologies of scary stories and a voluptuous vampire from outer space!

And here's one of Frazetta's paintings for a series of books about  Victorian era antihero "Flashman!"

Frank did a later version that I think could find a nice home over with Mike and Season at their "BLOSSOM AND THORN" BLOG!

I'm not sure why Michael and Season came to mind looking at this... but... 

Hope you enjoyed these, and many thanks to art lovers all over the web for sharing these images! 

You can click these links for a splendid Frazetta obituary at "JONSIBAL DESIGN WORKS" BLOG, which includes a trailer for a documentary called "Painting With Fire," and an entry about Frank and his wife Ellie that I love from the "ILLUSTRATION ART" BLOG!

There is a quote-- I thought it was by Frazetta, but I haven't been able to confirm that-- about the delicious joys of rendering  female buttocks.  It went something like, "It's hard to explain the fascination.  On the canvas, it's really just two spheres interacting, but I love it.  I could draw bottoms all day!"

Y'know, I feel the same way!

'Bots and Butts!

That detail is from this week's WolfieToon at  "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE," and is the latest version of a machine I've had in mind for decades.

First of all, on the Forever Coolometer, Robots are at Number Two,  just behind Dinosaurs.  But it's pretty close.  Sometimes people just can't make up their minds, and you have Dinosaur Robots.

My personal favorite, the robot I had circa 1961, was ROBOT COMMANDO!!

Don't be fooled by what the box says, you could control Robot Commando even if your name was Irving, and Under Your Command, he Ambled Menacingly in four directions like a tank, rolled his Hypnotic Eyeballs, hurled Projectile Spheres and SHOT MISSILES OUT OF THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!  Red rubber-tipped missiles.  Holy Freudian Symbolism, Batman!

In turn, my boys had the TRANSFORMERS (Robots In Disguise!!) and the "Star Wars" 'Droids.

You'll notice how red is always a favorite color.

('Toon interpretation by Sadie Figueroa!)

Say, I bet you can find the ones YOU loved at this website:  THE OLD ROBOTS WEBSITE!

Well, anyway, two passions must eventually meld, and thus is born the Spanking Robot.

That's an early version of mine that I'm proud to see parading around the Web!

There have been others;  You "Big Bang Theory" types should recognize these two characters in a photo done by ADzArt at Deviantart!

"Carrie" from the British For-The-Men Mag "Mayfair" got a good scrubbing from her automaton assistant.  That's not quite a spanking, but it's pretty close.  A brush was involved.

(I think that's Don Lawrence's painting-- but that assumption is subject to correction!)

There are Bots paddling Bottoms all over the Web!  Do a search and see what's at Chross's site, Chicago Spanking Review, the Spank Statement, and Nik Zula's cartoons!  

I prefer the humanoid versions to the mere "spanking machines," which, as everybody knows, have always been in the Principal's Office.  

Now, regarding my latest version, Kaki wanted to know how it was controlled.  

Well, the red dial on the upper front-center of Robospankher 7.0 is the Control Setting, which One can adjust Herself.  It will ask "Are you certain of the number of smacks and intensity level?" and once she presses, "Yes," this cannot be changed, even by calling out "Banana Oil!" or some such.  

However, there is a Top Voice Recognition and Activation Override which can be used to change those settings, or to ensure that a proper paddling takes place in case the Top must be away. 

Which addresses a question Larken asked:  Why would a Top ever delegate this important duty to an electronic device?  It is not, as she slyly suggested, any laziness on his part, but is in fact an Emergency Measure, just in case he is required elsewhere but She Absolutely Positively Needs To Get Spanked Right Away.

As a matter of fact, Larken sugested that the Robospankher 7.0 was not any mechanical marvel at all, but Wolfie in his Halloween costume! 

Why I never.  

That Herman, Wotta Card!

What's funny about this picture is not the Gill Man in a suit.  It's that Herman Munster is about to swat his niece Marilyn on the butt.

And, no that's not giving me any ideas.

Well, maybe.

Nahh.

Well... 

Nahh...

Duck, Cat!!

Why is that feline so horrified by the details of my latest WolfieToons at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE?"  It has to do with the reply I made to THIS ERICA SCOTT POST.

By the way, after reading that, you will never look at this guy the same way again: 

Anyway, here's the story:  

One of my best buddies and her husband are Officially Vanilla, but she is OH so far from boring.  For example, at my suggestion, she changed our Boss's computer home page to Shadow Lane while he was on vacation.  She even snickered at some of my early WolfieToons.

So one day, messing around on the Web, we found an image that cracked us up:

Now, that's absurd humor.  I'm not cruel, I've loved and been owned by many cats.  In fact, that might be what makes that so funny.  That, and the pathetic and plaintive little face at the bottom.

Well, I saved that image, and soon I began posting allegedly funny things at the MSN Group "Southern California Spanked Wives Club," like this: 

Then I shocked the Three SCSWC Managers by posting that Kitty Warning.  They each wrote me lovely and apologetic notes, hoping that I wouldn't take umbrage to the fact that they had removed the post, lest it offend some of the members, and because it really didn't have anything to do with "spanking," anyway.

I could have humorously and successfully argued that last point, but, no, I took no umbrage at all.  Umbrage is best left where you find it.

It did seem a little odd that any group of people whose robust sense of humor allowed them to participate in public parties with bare-bottom spankings might be uncomfortable with that Web Warning, but that's okay, it's a funny old world! 

However, Phil "Overbarrel" began remarking that my WolfieToons "could cause considerable kitten killage," so --

And the Cats will live a long, long time.