What The Butler Saw (And Did)

A book of new WolfieToons has been started and stalled several times over the last three years or so.  There are a dozen I've been "saving," but decided this morning, what the hell, let's turn one loose!

Enjoy!

What Tha?

Once before (in fact, here!) I facetiously suggested that Kurt Schaffenberger could have made that (in)famous Lois Lane comic book spanking panel sexier.

But, all seriousness aside, they deliberately didn't.  First of all, their target audience in 1960 was mostly young youngsters, and besides, they were going for the Lucille Ball sitcom type humor, not the Jane Mansfield Burlesque sort.

Nevertheless, all these decades later, some misguided miscreant has altered the original art to see what it might have looked like if responsible adults hadn't been in charge.

Tsk!  Honestly.

(Surreptitiously wipes paint off his paws)

Here, I'd better present the art as intended and published, to prevent the salacious seduction of the innocent.

Do You Remember?

Ah, the emotions!  The excitement!  The uncertainties amid the thrill of discovery!

Was it a birthday?  Was it some some giggling horseplay?  Was it giggling foreplay?

Do you recall your first time fondly?

Happy Holiday Weekend!

Y'know, I never did any Passover-related WolfieToons.  I never thought there was anything appropriate.  But, then, maybe:

 "What makes this night different from all others? "

 "Oh, nothing, I guess!  Heh heh!" 

SMACK!!

On the other hand--

Here are some Easter Reruns that are surely not as bad as that Rankin-Bass puppet 'toon featuring the Evil Rabbit with an iron tail that wiggles with a CLINK! CLINK! and Vincent Price's voice.  (Yes, I know, that's somebody's very favorite, with all sorts of warm memories attached to it.  Go, watch, enjoy it, you'll be fine.)

If that was composed in the, er, heat of the moment, well, all right... but if he spent TIME making up those lyrics, YEESH!

Oh!  My lettering's hard to read here?  Sorry!  It goes,

In your Easter panties, 

your pastel purple fanny

will make the greatest target

for my loving cascade!

Though you kick and wriggle

I still can hear you giggle,

and know you're really loving

my hot Easter cascade!

Probably it was funnier when you couldn't see it and were making up your own words.

Ah, well, one of my better ones began thus:

and finished in full-color glory!

And my possible favorite Easter WolfieToon:

Enjoy the time, the ones you love best, and LOTS OF CHOCOLATE!!