Short Shorts Redux!

What?  Shorts shorts on ducks??

No, "redux," that is, "brought back," "revived!"

I ran across this video I'd cobbled together some time ago for the Royal Teen's hit "Short Shorts," and decided it was so dandy that it should be on the WolfieBlog again!  

Who knows, it might be the first time somebody sees it!

(By the way, I'm getting no pay for this, and all copyrights with familiar faces and fannies belong to the various owners!)

"SHORT SHORTS," ILLUSTRATED WOLFIE STYLE!

(Click for the full screen view, natch!)

Down! Set! Hut! Hut!!

It's the second week of college football, and so--

Meanwhile, not at the stadium-- 

Summer Slipping By!

As Summer dwindles, I consider the changes.

Some things I won't miss.  Sweltering, for instance.

Some things I might miss.

I don't know who this is, but she's pretty darn cute!

Just look at those freckles.  That was the first thing I noticed. 

I suppose we can always take some of the season along with us!

Larken Lyrics! Here's Some More-Ay!

Feel like Italian tonight?  Maybe you're feeling an Italian tonight? 

Either way, you're sure to enjoy this rendition of an old favorite as brilliantly parodied by the terrifically talented lady Larken!!

                                    THAT'S AMORE                                                   

by Larken 

10-19-11

 

 

(In Spankoli, where love is King, when Top Meets Imp, here's what they say~!)

 

When the moon hits His eye 'cause you're over His thigh

That's amore!

When He makes your tush shine 'cause you've had too much wine

That's amore!

Imps will sing, what's that thing, ouch what sting,

But they'll sing a cappella!

Imps will prance; they will dance, without pants

Like a hot tarantella!

 

When your Top is old school and He makes a new rule,

That's amore!

When you dance on His lap with each loud ouchy slap,

You're in love!

When you're spanked 'til you gleam,

It's your dream, and you might want some-more-ay

Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Spankoli

That's amore!

 

When His spoon makes you cry 'cause you did not comply

That's amore!

When His brush makes you whine 'cause you stepped out of line

That's amore!

Tops will say, "Imps obey."

You might stray, and 'cause you're not vanilla,

You'll be tipped,

Over all the way,

Spanked without delay,

He's a real Toppy fella!

 

You're an angel all day, and you just want to play

That's amore!

Then Top Logic appears and you're flipped OTK,

You're in love!

When you're life is a dream that's come true, you adore your Signore

You lie over His knee and you're spanked happily,

That's amore!

(If perchance you're rather young, or you've never waited in line listening to the music feed at Olive Garden, here's the original song!)

Look At The See-Saw, Did You See What I Saw?

I don't know the context, but there seems to be several kinds of kink going on here: