Feel like Italian tonight? Maybe you're feeling an Italian tonight?
Either way, you're sure to enjoy this rendition of an old favorite as brilliantly parodied by the terrifically talented lady Larken!!
THAT'S AMORE
by Larken
10-19-11
(In Spankoli, where love is King, when Top Meets Imp, here's what they say~!)
When the moon hits His eye 'cause you're over His thigh
That's amore!
When He makes your tush shine 'cause you've had too much wine
That's amore!
Imps will sing, what's that thing, ouch what sting,
But they'll sing a cappella!
Imps will prance; they will dance, without pants
Like a hot tarantella!
When your Top is old school and He makes a new rule,
That's amore!
When you dance on His lap with each loud ouchy slap,
You're in love!
When you're spanked 'til you gleam,
It's your dream, and you might want some-more-ay
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Spankoli
That's amore!
When His spoon makes you cry 'cause you did not comply
That's amore!
When His brush makes you whine 'cause you stepped out of line
That's amore!
Tops will say, "Imps obey."
You might stray, and 'cause you're not vanilla,
You'll be tipped,
Over all the way,
Spanked without delay,
He's a real Toppy fella!
You're an angel all day, and you just want to play
That's amore!
Then Top Logic appears and you're flipped OTK,
You're in love!
When you're life is a dream that's come true, you adore your Signore
You lie over His knee and you're spanked happily,
That's amore!
(If perchance you're rather young, or you've never waited in line listening to the music feed at Olive Garden, here's the original song!)
I enjoy listening to Dean Martin almost as much as seeing a cute gal in a baseball cap getting a spanking. Very fun lyrics Larken!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Glen'! She is good, isn't she? (But maybe, to quote Ms West, when she's bad she's better?)
DeleteDino has been a favorite of mine for a long time! And you rememberthis bit of rowdiness on the "Rio Bravo" set! (Thanks, Spanking Blog!!)
Angie Dickinsen is gorgeous and it looks like Dino is enjoying warming the seat of those leotards. I would have given her a spanking too for walking around the set in heels and a spankable bottom like that!
DeleteDelightful lyrics to a song I enjoy. Always liked Dean Martin. Sadly, the only pizza delivery people in our area are men, so no fantasy there.
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Aw, sorry, Red! Tell ya what, let me get you the Wolfie Pizza number... lessee, where'd I put my Rolodex?
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DeleteWow, that's a blast from the past. I had forgotten most of that. Now I'm going to have an earworm. Kind of dangerous when the lyrics aren't vanilla... :-)
ReplyDeleteDidn't Danny Kaye do a song about the Earworm in "Hans Christian Anderson?" Oh, wait, no, that was an inch worm, measuring things. I could maybe like that job, measuring things.
DeleteAs a matter of fact, I was humming that tune all day on the job myself, and I don't know if any passers-by heard the Vanilla or spicy Larken lyrics, I slipped between both.
Anyway, everyone here and on the Wolfie FaceBook page is really enjoying your version!!
I always wondered if Dino was really a Spanko, Whether or not, this is a really funny parody! You should record it.
ReplyDeleteCarl T.
Funny you should say that, Carl, Larken did record herself singing, with guitar accompaniment, "Dave the Magic Wolfie," the PP&M Parody she did for my birthday a few years back! It made me laugh and cry at the same time! She's a dear!!
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