WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe
Showing posts with label Larken. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Larken. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 22, 2022

A Nifty Nugget From The Twenty-Tens, A Bedazzling Birthday Ballad By Lovely Larken, Here on W-O-F-Eeee!

You guys and dolls don't know what you're missing!

Larken wrote a "Green Eggs And Ham" spoof about "Good Girl Spankings" that hasn't been published, and it's loads of fun!  Maybe if she knows someone who might give it some Psuedo-Seuss Drawrings~~?

But in the meantime, I'll repeat her birthday gift for me from a while back, a Peter Yarrow pastiche, a bit of whimsey about the wizard-like Wolfie!



 

Sunday, March 21, 2021

Wolfie Birthday Tune With 'Toons!

 This year, in Hobbit-fashion, I'm giving you a gift on my birthday! 



One of the most precious presents I ever got myself was a "Puff" parody written and performed by lovely Lady Larken!  And since I have now the technical skill and her permission to post, you can share the glee!

(As you know, you can take it full-size with a click on the bottom-right button!)

(And if there's someone with you whose full-size bottom you want to click, too, be my guest!)



And should you want to run it again and sing along ( and you should!!), here are the lyrics!


Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Little spanking capers, all that kinky stuff,

Swats and stings and ouchy things, he never gets enough.

Oh…


Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interweb,s and draws those WolfieToons.


Forever he is drawing, transforming bottoms pale. 

Wolfie does his own research on rosening girl's tails.

Forever he is searching for bottoms plump and round;

Naughty Imps will lower their pants when Wolfie comes around.


Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.


Spanks don't sting forever, despite our protest noise;

But painted bums and penciled puns will always bring us joys.

Today is Wolfie's birthday, the Dave that we adore;

The day he started on this path, to make us Imps so sore.


His head's full of tomorrow, planning his next toon.

Wolfie's got an itch, you see, to spank some Imps real soon. 

He is our life-long friend, so the Imps must all be brave;

We'll take his birthday spankings now, and Happy Birthday, Dave!


Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.


Happy Birthday, DW!


Thank you again, most skilled and talented, lovely and loving Larken!!  This has continued to bring me such joy, and, I trust, all of the Blog Peekers here, too! 

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

It's Larken's Birthday!

 This one time, but not in band camp, I gave Larken this Birthday Button:



And she wore it all day!

No.

Yes, she did, and got seven offers!

No. 

Maybe it was five.

One really good one.

And she wrote this WolfieToon, A Revised Antediluvian Tale:



In which I deliberately hid everything of any prurient interest!  Ha, take that!  

But it reminds me of another True Story:  Larken once appeared live on stage as Eve!

Really?

Yes, and they did Authentic Costuming

What?

All Natural!  Or is that, "au natural."

Now you have committed a Fibhood.

No indeed, I heard it from Randy Beaman's cousin Harry!



I'm just wild about Harry, and so is Larken.  Here's Wild Harry now:




Happiest Birthday, Querida!


Here's a song parody she wrote;  whoever does the best Dean Martin, call me, and we'll record it!


THAT'S AMORE

by Larken


(In Spankoli, where love is King, when Top Meets Imp, here's what they say~!)


When the moon hits His eye 'cause you're over His thigh

That's amore!

When He makes your tush shine 'cause you've had too much wine

That's amore!

Imps will sing, what's that thing, ouch what sting,

But they'll sing a cappella!

Imps will prance; they will dance, without pants

Like a hot tarantella!


When your Top is old school and He makes a new rule,

That's amore!

When you dance on His lap with each loud ouchy slap,

You're in love!

When you're spanked 'til you gleam

It's your dream, and you might want some-more-ay,

Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Spankoli

That's amore!


When His spoon makes you cry 'cause you did not comply

That's amore!

When His brush makes you whine 'cause you stepped out of line

That's amore!

Tops will say, "Imps obey!"

You might stray, and 'cause you're not vanilla,

You'll be tipped,

Over all the way,

Spanked without delay,

He's a real Toppy fella!


You're an angel all day, and you just want to play,

That's amore!

Then Top Logic appears and you're flipped OTK,

You're in love!

When you're life is a dream that's come true, you adore your Signore!

You lie over His knee and you're spanked happily,

That's amore!




Wednesday, August 21, 2019

Larken Lyrics! Here's Some More-Ay!

Feel like Italian tonight?  Maybe you're feeling an Italian tonight? 




Either way, you're sure to enjoy this rendition of an old favorite as brilliantly parodied by the terrifically talented lady Larken!!

                                    THAT'S AMORE                                                   

by Larken 
10-19-11
 
 
(In Spankoli, where love is King, when Top Meets Imp, here's what they say~!)
 
When the moon hits His eye 'cause you're over His thigh
That's amore!
When He makes your tush shine 'cause you've had too much wine
That's amore!
Imps will sing, what's that thing, ouch what sting,
But they'll sing a cappella!
Imps will prance; they will dance, without pants
Like a hot tarantella!
 
When your Top is old school and He makes a new rule,
That's amore!
When you dance on His lap with each loud ouchy slap,
You're in love!
When you're spanked 'til you gleam,
It's your dream, and you might want some-more-ay
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Spankoli
That's amore!
 
When His spoon makes you cry 'cause you did not comply
That's amore!
When His brush makes you whine 'cause you stepped out of line
That's amore!
Tops will say, "Imps obey."
You might stray, and 'cause you're not vanilla,
You'll be tipped,
Over all the way,
Spanked without delay,
He's a real Toppy fella!
 
You're an angel all day, and you just want to play
That's amore!
Then Top Logic appears and you're flipped OTK,
You're in love!
When you're life is a dream that's come true, you adore your Signore
You lie over His knee and you're spanked happily,
That's amore!


(If perchance you're rather young, or you've never waited in line listening to the music feed at Olive Garden, here's the original song!)


Friday, March 22, 2019

Dave The Magic Wolfie!

Several years ago, Larken touched my heart and funny bone at the same time with this "Puff" Parody!  She even sent me a recording of her singing it, with guitar accompaniment! 

It's one of my most treasured gifts, so I'll share it again here for you, and add some Birthday Spanking Pictures, because we all know it's better to give than receive!  In some cases!

I'm sure you know the tune, sing along!




Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And  frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!
Little spanking capers, all that kinky stuff,
Swats and stings and ouchy things, he never gets enough!
Oh…

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!
Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And  frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!

Forever he is drawing, transforming bottoms pale. 
Wolfie does his own research on rosening girl's tails!
Forever he is searching for bottoms plump and round;
Naughty Imps will lower their pants when Wolfie comes around!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And  frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!
Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And  frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!

Spanks don't sting forever, despite our protest noise;
But painted bums and penciled puns will always bring us joys!
Today is Wolfie's birthday, the Dave that we adore;
The day he started on this path, to make us Imps so sore!

His head's full of tomorrow, planning his next 'toon.
Wolfie's got an itch, you see, to spank some Imps real soon! 
He is our life-long friend, so the Imps must all be brave;
We'll take his birthday spankings now, and Happy Birthday, Dave!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And  frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!
Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And  frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!

Happy Birthday, DW!


Thank you again, Darlin'!

With Giant Hugs!

And all my love!

And Love Pats!!



















Monday, July 11, 2011

Larken's SuperToonMan, Illustrated by Wolfie

(Stirring music with lots of drums and trumpets and even a harp!)   

Faster than a speeding deadline!
More powerful than an ulterior motive!
Able to draw tall blondes with bottoms round!
Look! Look at that guy!
It's a nerd!
It's a brain!
It's SuperToonMan!!



Yes, it's SuperToonMan!  A strange visitor from Pulp Fiction, who came to Cyberland with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal Toons.  
SuperToonMan, who can change the course of mighty Imps, bend pencil lines with his bare hands, and, who, disguised as Dave Wolfe, mild mannered cartoonist for a great metropolitan blog, fights a never-ending battle for truth (as he sees it), justice (for Imps), and the Spanko-American way!

(The music and some cute bottoms swell!)

(Oh, and before you ask, yes, I look EXACTLY like that.  Insert falling on the floor rolling around laughing Smiley Face.)