Hey!!

Jeannie just saw the WolfieToon at this week's "Discipline And Desire" update!

                                Or maybe someone just swatted her bottom.

                                        I'm gonna check for fingerprints!

The Singing Cowpoke Spanks!

I was telling Springrose about this movie just the other night, and then, lo and behold, perusing Spanking Blog, I found the publicity photo from "Sagebrush Troubadour," starring Gene Autry and Company in 1935!  It's a musical western mystery.  Really.   

Now, it's not the best cowboy movie spanking ever, nor even Gene's best, but it has the greatest spanking tag-line ever!  

Warning!  If you're going to try to catch this on TV, Netflix, or run out and buy the DVD and do NOT want "Spoilers," read no further!

Gene and his sidekick Smiley Burnette (named "Frog" in this story) are ridin' and singin' along, headin' fer th'  big Pepper Spread to get cowpoke work, when, Suddenly!!  A stagecoach comes careening down on them!  They dive out of the way, and the hellcat blonde driving the stage-- Joan Martin-- is whooping and whipping the team into a mad fury! 

Gene tells Smiley-Frog he's gotta stop that thing before somebody gets hurt!  Spurring his great horse Champion into action, they tear down the road in a cloud of dust,  and overtake the stage!  Gene leaps into the shotgun seat, grabs the reins and halts the creaky juggernaut!! 

Joan is completely unrepentant, so Gene decides to change her mind about things with a good, hard spanking! 

 

Just as Gene (and Joan) are getting warmed up, the grizzled old stage driver pops out of the passenger carriage and demands to know why Gene's spanking "Miss Barbara Pepper!"  Yep-- Joan's character is the granddaughter of the big ranch founder, the place our two heroes were headin' fer!  She says she's gonna tell on him, and fix him good!!

As the stage rolls away (now at a much more reasonable pace) Gene laments, "Gee, Frog, we're in trouble now!"

"WELL," croaks Smiley-Frog, "It just goes to show ya-- Ya shouldn't spank girls ya haven't been introduced to!"

And that is the best tag-line ever.


The spanking itself, as you see above, was awkwardly staged (HAR!) with Gene doing some odd cross-armed fanny-whapping. They did it a lot better for the publicity photo:

 

Thanks to SpankBoss for finding that!

By the way, if you want to see some of this on Daily Motion, it's here!  But whoever loaded it up cut the clip short, before Smiley's classic line.  (Slowly shakes his head)  That just ain't right.

 

Wolfie O'Gill and the Little People!

Sure 'n' along with th' foin tales of ribaldry you'll be after seein' at "Discipline And Desire" this week, is a WolfieToon in which one o' the Wee Folk makes an appearance!  Nor is it th' only time it's happened, at all, at all!

                                              And a Happy St. Paddy's to ye!

Quoting Sean Connery: "Something big just came up!"

Where are going to find a fascinating blog entry combining fetish cartoonist Eric Stanton, his studio mate Steve Ditko (co-creator of Spider-Man and Dr. Strange), Irving Klaw, and Bettie Page?

Why, rat cheer at this link to PermanentObscurity.com!  

Enjoy!  And tell 'em Wolfie sent ya!

Repent, for your end is near

Someone featured this WolfieToon from "Discipline And Desire" on YouTube, so I thought it might as well go up here, this being the season for introspection and repentance!

Crooning

Besides the scintillating stories at "Discipline And Desire" this week is a WolfieToon with a Singing Cowboy.

He's crooning a tune based on one I did for Season and Michael and All at "Blossom and Thorn", and you should click on over and enjoy the tremendous and tremendously funny song parodies everyone else is doing over there!  The icing on that cake (with Imp fingerprints in it, no doubt) is the cleverly chosen batch of illustrations!

Oh, and here are some staring chickens.

Sass Endangers You Finish The Rhyme

One would think that a lady in such a plight as we see in the WolfieToon at this week's "Discipline & Desire" update would refrain from adopting such an attitude, and one would be very wrong.  

My favorite comment on this cartoon came from Phil:

"I'm guessing that this is an inner city couple and I was wondering who he had to chase down to get those shoes"

Let's Order In!

Do you know Brandy Golden?  Besides being an author of many a scintillating spanking tale, she is a dear friend who I met at the western-themed Yahoo group "Spankville County", and who introduced me to the fine folks at "Discipline And Desire!"

Brandy kindly featured a couple of my cartoons on her blog, including this one, which I thought would fit nicely in mid-week, because nobody wants to cook.  Er, food, that is.  

Toys and 'Toons!

As you see, in this week's update at "Discipline & Desire," the WolfieToon features a plaything.

Generally, I've always liked my paw best, not only for the tantalizingly tactile enjoyment, but because I've never had trouble finding it yet.  But toys have been praised for the variety they bring to the experience, and if there are some that float boats, I can be sure to include them in future creations!

Another Love 'Toon!

So what is a good movie for Valentine's Day?  Might I perversely suggest "The Bride of Frankenstein?"  Well, I will anyway, 'cause it's a damn fine pic! James Whale rocks!

And, in that light, I'll post a WolfieToon from "Discipline & Desire" using two of the main characters.  You've seen the one I did for Halloween, which in many ways is better, but I still think this is one of my funniest gags.  Apparently I'm in the minority in that opinion, but what the hey!  :-D 

 

And if you didn't already click on the "Discipline & Desire" link, there are more Valentime Goodies there, too!

Valentine Update at "D&D!"

We may need a bit of musical accompaniment this time, so open up this YouTube-DTV play of the Leapy Lee song that hit the airwaves when I was in 7th grade, and enjoy the mushy goodness to be found this week at "Discipline & Desire"!  

From Poppy!

Poppy sent me this item from the "Cheezburger" sites!

Poppy asked if this were perhaps a relative of mine.  Oddly enough, 'tis.  That's Great Great Great Grampa Wolfie!  He was great!  

Speaking of All Things Wolfe, the WolfieToons Books Sale is still going on, for unique Valentine Warm-Up Activity!