In case you were doing actual important things and weren't aware, this Sunday, the 17th is St. Patrick's Day!
And all lasses not wearing green will actually be inviting you to pinch their bottoms.
Well, I suppose it's possible that might not include every woman.
Tell you what, fellas, you go ahead, try it first, and I'll bring up the rear.
Here's a fella bringing up the rear, too, from this eight-year-old holiday cartoon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"
The new cartoon is over at "D & D", as well as the latest batch of stories. Those blue letters will take you over for free chapters and story snippets!