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WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Wolfie O'Gill and the Little People!
Sure 'n' along with th' foin tales of ribaldry you'll be after seein' at "Discipline And Desire" this week, is a WolfieToon in which one o' the Wee Folk makes an appearance! Nor is it th' only time it's happened, at all, at all!
Top o' the mornin' to you Wolfie! LOVED THIS! So much so.. that since my brain could never wrap itself around Lucky Charms .. nor could my mouth ever get to liking the funky feel of those marshmallows... I have always envisioned my leprechaun the poster child for this cereal...
That's funnier than the original cartoon! Sugar SMACKS, indeed!
And you're right, those petrified "charming" blobs of sugar NEVER appealed to me, either, not even at age ten! In fact, there was another "cereal" someone had put out earlier that used similar horrible "marshmellow" additions, called "Twinkles."
It had a pink elephant on the box-- or, I don't remember, he coulda been blue or purple-- but the selling point of the stuff was that it had a "comic book" on the back of the box! You ran a thumbnail down the perforation and opened the cardboard to read the three-page adventure of Twinkles the elephant and his monkey pal (hm, he might have been purple, at that.)
So I begged Mom to buy the crap, and regretted it for weeks and weeks, because then I had to EAT the damn stuff, and the comic had already been read!
Y'know, before I grew into an Ole Perv, story titles like "The Lion Who Loved Himself" didn't make me snicker. Or maybe it's the crowd I hang out with? Yeah.
Thinking about it, maybe Twinkles didn't have the alleged marshmellow droppings, after all, but it was a repulsive chemical flavored batch of stuff. Maybe it was elephant twinkles.
i looked at your cereal box a few minutes ago................still laughing:D absolutely perfect! and sugar smacks.................how appropriate is that.............LOL. i liked the free spanking puzzle too. as a matter of fact, i liked the whole thing so much i saved the pic for my collection. thanks for posting this. phil
marshmallow droppings..........geez..............LOL. too bad they didn't mention in their ads that you were gonna have to actually eat the cereal:P i tried your links to twinkles but it told me it was forbidden and i wasn't allowed to look at them?? anyway, thanks. phil
I don't know why the Interweb does that only sometimes, and not to everybody... but here is the link to the TV Acres page where lurks the Twinkling Androgynous Elephant!
Wolfy, I love your cartoon but that may be because I LOVE Lucky Charms. Love Sugar Smacks(now called Honey Smacks) but hate to give the hubby any ideas over breakfast so I put them in a plastic cereal container.
Thank you, Kaki! I hadn't thought about it, but "Honey Smacks" might indeed suggest something! The other company puts out "Golden Crisp," but maybe "crispy" might actually be worse. The plastic receptacle is probably your best bet, after all! Besides, I bet he already has an inspirational spoon...
Hi Dave this cartoon pic is VERY CUTE i LOVED it good job Wolfie. i like lucky charms they are sweet and colorful and magically delicious hehehe. HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY TO YOU Love and Hugs from naughty girl Jade xoxo
Hello, Jade Lyn, you merry, magical mischiefmaker, you! Thank you very much, I'm glad you enjoyed the cartoons! Have a fun St. Paddy's day, with only pats and pinches you want! :-D
Hiya, Jules!! I figured you'd like the one with the green-clad pixie! :-D Thank you, and I hope you had a hearty, healthy does of fun and frivolity, too!
Top o' the mornin' to you Wolfie! LOVED THIS! So much so.. that since my brain could never wrap itself around Lucky Charms .. nor could my mouth ever get to liking the funky feel of those marshmallows... I have always envisioned my leprechaun the poster child for this cereal...
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ROFL!! Cheers and applause!
ReplyDeleteAh, and it's a clever lass y'are, Zelle!!
That's funnier than the original cartoon! Sugar SMACKS, indeed!
And you're right, those petrified "charming" blobs of sugar NEVER appealed to me, either, not even at age ten! In fact, there was another "cereal" someone had put out earlier that used similar horrible "marshmellow" additions, called "Twinkles."
It had a pink elephant on the box-- or, I don't remember, he coulda been blue or purple-- but the selling point of the stuff was that it had a "comic book" on the back of the box! You ran a thumbnail down the perforation and opened the cardboard to read the three-page adventure of Twinkles the elephant and his monkey pal (hm, he might have been purple, at that.)
So I begged Mom to buy the crap, and regretted it for weeks and weeks, because then I had to EAT the damn stuff, and the comic had already been read!
Oh, Great Caesar's Ghost Writer!!
ReplyDeleteLook, here's Twinkles! And he's purpler than I remembered!
And here's one of the boxes!
Y'know, before I grew into an Ole Perv, story titles like "The Lion Who Loved Himself" didn't make me snicker. Or maybe it's the crowd I hang out with? Yeah.
Thinking about it, maybe Twinkles didn't have the alleged marshmellow droppings, after all, but it was a repulsive chemical flavored batch of stuff. Maybe it was elephant twinkles.
ReplyDeletehi zelle,
ReplyDeletei looked at your cereal box a few minutes ago................still laughing:D absolutely perfect! and sugar smacks.................how appropriate is that.............LOL. i liked the free spanking puzzle too. as a matter of fact, i liked the whole thing so much i saved the pic for my collection. thanks for posting this. phil
hi wolfie,
ReplyDeletemarshmallow droppings..........geez..............LOL. too bad they didn't mention in their ads that you were gonna have to actually eat the cereal:P i tried your links to twinkles but it told me it was forbidden and i wasn't allowed to look at them?? anyway, thanks. phil
Hiya, Phil!
ReplyDeleteI don't know why the Interweb does that only sometimes, and not to everybody... but here is the link to the TV Acres page where lurks the Twinkling Androgynous Elephant!
Wolfy, I love your cartoon but that may be because I LOVE Lucky Charms. Love Sugar Smacks(now called Honey Smacks) but hate to give the hubby any ideas over breakfast so I put them in a plastic cereal container.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Kaki! I hadn't thought about it, but "Honey Smacks" might indeed suggest something! The other company puts out "Golden Crisp," but maybe "crispy" might actually be worse. The plastic receptacle is probably your best bet, after all! Besides, I bet he already has an inspirational spoon...
ReplyDeleteHi Dave this cartoon pic is VERY CUTE i LOVED it good job Wolfie. i like lucky charms they are sweet and colorful and magically delicious hehehe. HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY TO YOU Love and Hugs from naughty girl Jade xoxo
ReplyDeleteHello, Jade Lyn, you merry, magical mischiefmaker, you! Thank you very much, I'm glad you enjoyed the cartoons! Have a fun St. Paddy's day, with only pats and pinches you want! :-D
ReplyDeleteHappy St. Patricks day Dave, all the best to you and yours, as always your toons are delightful,and so festive, your friend BOB
ReplyDeleteThank'ee very much, Bob, 'tis a kind lad y'are! May you be in Heaven a half hour before th' Divil knows ye're dead!
ReplyDeleteWOW WOLFIE! You've been "CHROSS'd"!! -- as it should be!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Zelle! I was just on my way over to see what weekly treats await there, and that's an unexpected pleasure!
ReplyDeleteIn fact, Zelle, I bet your cereal box is why this entry made the weekly list! Thanks, Darlin'!
ReplyDeletehiya wolfie, hope you had a great st paddy's day, great toons as always, love the first one :)
ReplyDeleteHiya, Jules!! I figured you'd like the one with the green-clad pixie! :-D Thank you, and I hope you had a hearty, healthy does of fun and frivolity, too!
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