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WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Ruh Roh! Looks like six more weeks of spankings!
So you might as well stay in by the fire and enjoy the tales at this week's Discipline & Desire update-- and the new WolfieToon, too!
:-D "Spanksatawney!!" Tawney must be the maid's name, eh?
But I LIKE that idea, Michael! I think you're onto something here; what if there was some kinda game where you try to conk a groundhog, or, I dunno, any other kind of burrowing rodent on the head when he pops out of the hole?! And you get points every time you connect!
That could loads of fun!! And LOOT!! Better run that down to the patent office, quick!!
Dave, LOVE your idea but if I can suggest a tweak. How about we name it Whac-A-Bum and instead of conking some type of burrowing rodent a curvaceous female bum pops up and you slap it with a hand-shaped paddle. I'm talking real bums here, like when they play those chess games with live people in costume. And bare bums of course. We can have the imps popping up their tight tushes for a whack or two, depending how quickly they drop down. I volunteer Season for our Beta Trial, and we can add other imps from both our blogs, Wolfie. Yes, let's quickly head down to the patent office.
Not to overstep, but that might make for a fun cartoon in the Master's hand.
Thanks, Michael, I'll have a look at your remarks!
(Turns to go, comes back with a squint) Oh, uh, just one more thing, sir-- Y'know, I hate to bother you and all, but I hadda get something straight in my head, just a thing that I couldn't quite put in place-- your time stamp says 3:44 AM-- was that your time zone, sir, or mine, and were you up late or early? Just wondering, sir, that's all.
Dave Wolfe and Benny Hill, brothers from different mothers.
Wolfie, you put the rumple in rumpled raincoat.
As for time, I'm in New Jersey so in the Eastern time zone. I believe you are in the Central time zone so one hour behind me. I was up early this morning so left comments at 4:14 and 4:44 my time.
I told Season about volunteering her for our Beta Trial and got an "EEEP!" out of her. Love when she eeeps.
Well, I agree. There should be six more weeks of American spankings because, goodness knows, there are a lot of naughty American girls.
You will be gratified to know that there is no groundhog over on this side of the pond. That is because we are such well behaved and delightful girls that we have no need of that sort of thing.
I will organise a pillow drive to send to your girls.
"EEEP!" That's WONDERFUL, Michael, and I'll betcha twenty thousand dollars and thirty-four cents that Season "EEEPed" holding her hands high up in front, wrist bent down and fingers splayed, JUST like Betty or Veronica!
Now I'm all distracted, what did you say about rumps?
Oh, time zones, yeah! Thank you, yes, I have friends and loved ones in every single U.S. time zone, and can also make the calculation instantly!
Hi, Poppy!! What, no Brit groundhogs?! Can that be right?? Wait, lemme grab my copy of Mr. Grahame's book and look... Ratty, Mole, Badger, Toad... Otter... weasels, stoats and ferrets... but Heavens to Hedgehogs, you're RIGHT! I'll be a blue-nosed gopher!!
Thank you, the girls will appreciate the fine English pillows, and it's only right that you should send them, because, after all, Being Naughty is indeed one of the old traditions carried over here from the Isles. Isles bet you forgot that!
Well, if you are the blue-nosed gopher then I will be the red-bibbed robin. I am glad your girls carried away all the naughty to America. We are much happier without it.
Thanks, Kaki, you EEEP as prettily as Season! All that's missing is a pat-a-pat-pat to go with it! ;-)
Yes, indeed, Poppy, fibhoods should be addressed quickly; I'll consult with a certain Professor of our mutual acquaintance, who has actually been to Merry Ole, to verify the truth of the matter!
ONLY six more weeks of spankings! Can't we conk that Spanksatawney Phil on the head and keep him out of the sun till summer?
ReplyDelete:-D "Spanksatawney!!" Tawney must be the maid's name, eh?
ReplyDeleteBut I LIKE that idea, Michael! I think you're onto something here; what if there was some kinda game where you try to conk a groundhog, or, I dunno, any other kind of burrowing rodent on the head when he pops out of the hole?! And you get points every time you connect!
That could loads of fun!! And LOOT!! Better run that down to the patent office, quick!!
Dave, LOVE your idea but if I can suggest a tweak. How about we name it Whac-A-Bum and instead of conking some type of burrowing rodent a curvaceous female bum pops up and you slap it with a hand-shaped paddle. I'm talking real bums here, like when they play those chess games with live people in costume. And bare bums of course. We can have the imps popping up their tight tushes for a whack or two, depending how quickly they drop down. I volunteer Season for our Beta Trial, and we can add other imps from both our blogs, Wolfie. Yes, let's quickly head down to the patent office.
ReplyDeleteNot to overstep, but that might make for a fun cartoon in the Master's hand.
Here's an FYI, Dave. Dr. Ken of "Spanking Minnesota" just added you to his Blogroll and of course I just had to add in my 2 cents worth over there.
ReplyDeleteWho loves you baby *sucking on a tootsie pop*
Thanks, Michael, I'll have a look at your remarks!
ReplyDelete(Turns to go, comes back with a squint)
Oh, uh, just one more thing, sir-- Y'know, I hate to bother you and all, but I hadda get something straight in my head, just a thing that I couldn't quite put in place-- your time stamp says 3:44 AM-- was that your time zone, sir, or mine, and were you up late or early? Just wondering, sir, that's all.
Oh, Whac-A-Bum, eh? That deserves serious thought! (Staring off like Benny Hill)
ReplyDeleteDave Wolfe and Benny Hill, brothers from different mothers.
ReplyDeleteWolfie, you put the rumple in rumpled raincoat.
As for time, I'm in New Jersey so in the Eastern time zone. I believe you are in the Central time zone so one hour behind me. I was up early this morning so left comments at 4:14 and 4:44 my time.
I told Season about volunteering her for our Beta Trial and got an "EEEP!" out of her. Love when she eeeps.
OOPS, you're on Mountain time so two hour time difference so my comments were at 5:14 and 5:44 AM, but I was up at the earlier times also.
ReplyDeleteWell, I agree. There should be six more weeks of American spankings because, goodness knows, there are a lot of naughty American girls.
ReplyDeleteYou will be gratified to know that there is no groundhog over on this side of the pond. That is because we are such well behaved and delightful girls that we have no need of that sort of thing.
I will organise a pillow drive to send to your girls.
"EEEP!" That's WONDERFUL, Michael, and I'll betcha twenty thousand dollars and thirty-four cents that Season "EEEPed" holding her hands high up in front, wrist bent down and fingers splayed, JUST like Betty or Veronica!
ReplyDeleteNow I'm all distracted, what did you say about rumps?
Oh, time zones, yeah! Thank you, yes, I have friends and loved ones in every single U.S. time zone, and can also make the calculation instantly!
Hi, Poppy!! What, no Brit groundhogs?! Can that be right?? Wait, lemme grab my copy of Mr. Grahame's book and look... Ratty, Mole, Badger, Toad... Otter... weasels, stoats and ferrets... but Heavens to Hedgehogs, you're RIGHT! I'll be a blue-nosed gopher!!
Thank you, the girls will appreciate the fine English pillows, and it's only right that you should send them, because, after all, Being Naughty is indeed one of the old traditions carried over here from the Isles. Isles bet you forgot that!
Well, if you are the blue-nosed gopher then I will be the red-bibbed robin.
ReplyDeleteI am glad your girls carried away all the naughty to America. We are much happier without it.
Isle be glad that it stays there with them. :)
Whac-a-Bum ? Oh My! In the words of Season Eeep! Michael is volunteering imps from his site without getting all the proper paperword signed ?
ReplyDeleteI think in the UK the badger saw his shadow, so it is 12 more months of spankings for the naughty girls there. :-) Hi Poppy !
I am sorry, Dave.
ReplyDeleteKaki lies. It is a shame that such a pretty girl tells such dreadful untruths but I am sure you will know just what to do with her.
I shall continue to read quietly and think good and pure thoughts.
Thanks, Kaki, you EEEP as prettily as Season! All that's missing is a pat-a-pat-pat to go with it! ;-)
ReplyDeleteYes, indeed, Poppy, fibhoods should be addressed quickly; I'll consult with a certain Professor of our mutual acquaintance, who has actually been to Merry Ole, to verify the truth of the matter!
Dave, I don't think that is necessary, I don't think the professor is aware of it. You can just take my word for it, I've got an honest face. :-)
ReplyDeleteHmmm-- Well, Kaki, I was actually directing that remark to Poppy, but now your face looks honestly guilty?!
ReplyDelete