WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe
Showing posts with label spanking song parodies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spanking song parodies. Show all posts

Sunday, March 21, 2021

Wolfie Birthday Tune With 'Toons!

 This year, in Hobbit-fashion, I'm giving you a gift on my birthday! 



One of the most precious presents I ever got myself was a "Puff" parody written and performed by lovely Lady Larken!  And since I have now the technical skill and her permission to post, you can share the glee!

(As you know, you can take it full-size with a click on the bottom-right button!)

(And if there's someone with you whose full-size bottom you want to click, too, be my guest!)



And should you want to run it again and sing along ( and you should!!), here are the lyrics!


Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Little spanking capers, all that kinky stuff,

Swats and stings and ouchy things, he never gets enough.

Oh…


Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interweb,s and draws those WolfieToons.


Forever he is drawing, transforming bottoms pale. 

Wolfie does his own research on rosening girl's tails.

Forever he is searching for bottoms plump and round;

Naughty Imps will lower their pants when Wolfie comes around.


Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.


Spanks don't sting forever, despite our protest noise;

But painted bums and penciled puns will always bring us joys.

Today is Wolfie's birthday, the Dave that we adore;

The day he started on this path, to make us Imps so sore.


His head's full of tomorrow, planning his next toon.

Wolfie's got an itch, you see, to spank some Imps real soon. 

He is our life-long friend, so the Imps must all be brave;

We'll take his birthday spankings now, and Happy Birthday, Dave!


Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.


Happy Birthday, DW!


Thank you again, most skilled and talented, lovely and loving Larken!!  This has continued to bring me such joy, and, I trust, all of the Blog Peekers here, too!