WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Sunday, March 21, 2021

Wolfie Birthday Tune With 'Toons!

 This year, in Hobbit-fashion, I'm giving you a gift on my birthday! 



One of the most precious presents I ever got myself was a "Puff" parody written and performed by lovely Lady Larken!  And since I have now the technical skill and her permission to post, you can share the glee!

(As you know, you can take it full-size with a click on the bottom-right button!)

(And if there's someone with you whose full-size bottom you want to click, too, be my guest!)



And should you want to run it again and sing along ( and you should!!), here are the lyrics!


Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Little spanking capers, all that kinky stuff,

Swats and stings and ouchy things, he never gets enough.

Oh…


Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interweb,s and draws those WolfieToons.


Forever he is drawing, transforming bottoms pale. 

Wolfie does his own research on rosening girl's tails.

Forever he is searching for bottoms plump and round;

Naughty Imps will lower their pants when Wolfie comes around.


Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.


Spanks don't sting forever, despite our protest noise;

But painted bums and penciled puns will always bring us joys.

Today is Wolfie's birthday, the Dave that we adore;

The day he started on this path, to make us Imps so sore.


His head's full of tomorrow, planning his next toon.

Wolfie's got an itch, you see, to spank some Imps real soon. 

He is our life-long friend, so the Imps must all be brave;

We'll take his birthday spankings now, and Happy Birthday, Dave!


Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.


Happy Birthday, DW!


Thank you again, most skilled and talented, lovely and loving Larken!!  This has continued to bring me such joy, and, I trust, all of the Blog Peekers here, too! 

13 comments:

  1. that was a lovely song! and a beautiful voice.

    Happy Birthday DW!!!

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    1. Thank you very much, Fondles! She does very well indeed, doesn't she?

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  2. What an outstanding performance! Brava, brava, bravAH! Well done, indeed, Larken. You have a lovely voice and brilliant picking fingers, along with a great talent for totally apt parody. I also noticed that you made Dave a Wolfie origami. Truly the cherry atop a wondrous birthday gift.

    Oh, and happy birthday, Dave. ;-)

    Hugs to you both,
    Dev

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    1. Muchas gracias, Dev, and isn't it wonderful?
      I'm not sure I should reveal any secrets-- but for the sake of honesty, maybe I should say that although Larken does skillfully play guitar, and ukulele, this particular string work wasn't hers! However, the glorious writing and singing certainly is, and that's an outstanding two of three! Oh, and yes, the very clever folding, too!
      Glad you enjoyed our collaboration, and hugs right back!!

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    2. Hello, Dev! Thank you! Yes, DW's right. I'm more of a Whatever-You-Can-Play-with-Six-Chords kind of guitar player. But it's still fun, as is writing parodies, and folding origami. Big Hugs! ~Larken

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  3. Happy birthday Wolfie, sorry to be late for the party!!. Larken has a wonderful voice and as usual the toons were great. Thank you for a terrific birthday present to us!!

    Rick

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    1. Not late at all, Rick! Today is my actual birthday, so you're right on time! This has been a constant treat for me since Larken first did it, and I'm delighted everyone else is enjoying it so!

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  4. I really enjoyed writing and singing this for you, DW. But how clever you are to sync lyrics to apropos toons! I love that. You are a special person, and a wonderful friend.

    So, Happy Birthday, DW! All week! I would have been here earlier, but I just figured out the glitch that was preventing me from commenting. :-P

    ❤️
    ~Larken

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  5. Danke, Liebchen Larken, and ♥ right back!! Your art will always joyfully inspire! I'm glad you found that glitch and put him on the bus back home!

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  6. I’m so sorry I missed your birthday! Happy birthday! Larken’s gift is wonderful! Such creativity you inspired!

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    1. Oh, not to worry, Minielle! It's Birthday Week, y'know; everyone has to take special care of you three days before, and on the day, and three days after, as a minimum! ;-D So, thank you very much for the greeting!

      Larken is indeed a wonderful, loving, and lovely person with mad skills! Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed the presentation!!

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    1. And I'm very happy to be able to share the grin! Merci, Brigitte!!

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