Picture Quiz

This woman

is:

A:  An obsessive fan of "The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis" TV show

B:  Wednesday Addams's sister

C:  Needs tue spankings a day.

For the correct answer, turn your monitor upside down.  

This will be harder to do without a laptop or handheld gizmo, in which case you will have to turn yourself upside down. 

You can also find the answer at this week's new and improved installment at "Discipline and Desire!"

Naturally, there are the titillating tales from the "D&D" authors and two free chapters to enjoy:   the intriguing start of Katrina Devlin's "Healing In Time,"  and you can fly over the rooftops as Bella Maeve begins "My Hero!"

And you youngsters who don't get my "Dobie Gillis" reference will have to go find any remaining copies of Encyclopedia Britannica, or I suppose the Interweb will do, too.  

Devlin O'Neill Birthday!

Besides ST. PATRICK'S DAY, with the wearin' of the green (and for some, pink!) we're also  celebrating the birthday of Renowned Romance Writer, Raconteur, and Really Rerrific Rerrow (oops, sorry, I slipped into Scooby-Doo-ese!) DEVLIN O'NEILL!  

You will enjoy reading, on his Blorum,  THE TRUE LEGEND OF ST. PADDLES DAY!  

It's the, er, Stuff Dreams Are Made Of!!

You could even leave a Howdy!

Leprechaunette!

There have been several Leprechauns in WolfieToons over the years, and some Fairies, but only one other Leprechaunette.  

May you see as much gorgeous pink as shamrock green this weekend!

 (Background color by Stan / E!)

ZELLE made this from an old 'toon and says this here cereal's LOTS better than "Lucky Charms!!"  She would know!!

Oh, and to heighten the celebration, there is another Wolfie Leprechaun and some Fairy Tails over at "Discipline and Desire," 

including the first chapter of Jennifer Somersby's "The Two Charleys," and Nattie Jones's "Prim and Proper!"

Quaff a tankard for me!

Wondering About The Old West Redux

As a member of the First Television Generation, I thrilled to this:

The Lone Ranger made a pretty good transition from radio to TV.  He showed up on the Big Screen in color in 1956, but I didn't see that one until I was old enough to sit up in front of the television set.

They tried to do an "updated" movie in 1981 which, to borrow a phrase from Mel Brooks, stank on ice.  Klinton Spilsbury was so bad they had to bring in another actor post-production to overdub his dialogue.  Didn't they catch any of that in the auditions?!  Not even Christopher Lloyd as the villain Butch Cavendash could save that turkey.  

So it was with mixed feelings I found out Disney was doing a new version, with Armie Hammer (not to be confused with the baking soda) as TLR and Johnny Depp as Tonto.

For those of us who grew up with Clayton Moore and Jay Silver heels 

this look at Hammer and Depp may be something of a culture shock:

I dunno, it could be pretty cool.  Or it could be a rotting disaster, like "The Green Hornet" last summer, in which they altered the characters and the set-up to try to make it a "hip" snarky joke.  We'll see in May.

I am thinking of going to see "John Carter" this week, but since I've never read any of Edgar Rice Burroughs's "John Carter Warlord of Mars" books, I'll have to ask fan (and renowned romance author) Devlin O'Neill how well the Disney Dudes translated that one!  Well, Barsooming Dev goes to see it.  

Meanwhile, I hear Disney is doing a new version of "The Mickey Mouse Club," too! 

I'll probably tune that in.

They NEED A Blisterin'

The artificial contrivance known as Daylight Savings Time begins this weekend.  I've never heard anyone cheer it, nor has anyone ever given me a good explanation for it.  But somebody's making money from it somewhere and somehow, because not only does it continue, but they've actually expanded the damned feckless thing. In fact, I think it's longer now than when I did this "Discipline and Desire" cartoon.  Or maybe it just seems longer.  But whoever is responsible...

Kaki, Larken, and the New WolfieToon

Well, that's not really Kaki and Larken.  

But it could be.

And that's certainly Impy enough, we might be getting closer.

Ooh, speaking of being closer!  Yowza!

Anyway, Larken and Kaki

both remarked about training the pooches to fetch toys over in the "Pinups and Puppies" post,  which I thought was a splendid carton idea, and so I surprised them with co-writing credit for this week's WolfieToon at  "Discipline and Desire!"

They were pleased, but couldn't possibly have been as tickled as I was with their responses.  Hopefully they won't mind me sharing excerpts!  Kaki wrote: 

* SQUEAL!!! * 

This has to be my favoritest cartoon in the whole world!  Thanks so much, I love, love. LOVE it.

That dog can wipe that smug look off her face.

And Larken added:

Oh ! Em ! Gee ! 

         

This is SO COOL!!!

        
                                                          

Wait just a minute here.  That dog is a girl?!  Just look at that sly smirk!  And her tail's waving away like a mini rattan cane!  Man's best friend.  You got that right.  Hrumph.  That traitor.     

 (Maybe the Imps can train the dogs to chew up the wooden implements, or at least bury them in the back yard.)  

I love these gals!

Oh, tush, tush, I hardly think they're in that group... but it does remind me of my Youth.

Anyway, thanks again, Kaki and Larken!    

 Oh, look!!

I nearly forgot to mention the two free chapters of the "D&D" books on this week's update:  Medieval mischief from Maryse in "Chance Encounters,"  and things get hot in the hospital in Reesa Roberts's "A Chemical Romance!"  Enjoy!

Dean Yeagle Cartoons!

Taking a break from my own weekly WoofieTooning for "Discipline and Desire" to share some images from one of my very favorite guys, cartoonist-animator Dean Yeagle!

If Dean has done an actual cartoon spanking, I've never seen it, but there's plenty of personality and good humored sexuality in his work, especially the "Playboy" cartoons featuring Mandy!

I missed putting a couple of these relevant to previous posts-- for instance, here's a Valentine cartoon:

And here's Mandy in Pajamas!  With a Shakespeare Quote!

A Pin-up Type and her Pup(s)!

Mythological Mayhem. 

Ice spy something Pink!

Oops.

I woulda put some Cartoon Stars there, but Dean knows when enough's enough.  But we can go to the stars:

Speaking of Aliens, you Ray Bradbury fans will recognize these.  Ray's in there, too, chomping on the stogie.  (And if perchance you've never read Bradbury, check some out from the library!  The WolfieBlog, it's fun AND culturally enriching!)  .

This bear is enjoying the "SPANKING 101 SAMPLER" clip at SpankingTube--especially Erica Scott in black leggings over Paul "Tubaman's" lap!  WOWSERS!!  

Well, sure, distracting your opponent will give you an edge!

Hay, watch the horseplay!

Gasp!!  A cliffhanger!!

But all's well that ends well.