"SPANKTICIPATION!"

That anxious moment between knowing it's going to happen and the first firm, resounding smack on a delectable derriere-- which could last a few seconds, a few minutes, a few hours, or even a few days!-- I am calling "Spankticipation."

There has been a lot written about this moment of delicious suspense, and it's one of the key features in Phil's new cartoon series starting up at  "OVERBARREL'S SPANKING TOONS!"  

Below are samples I've culled from nine years' of WolfieToons at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE"--  enjoy!

Ice Say!

Let's celebrate the Winter Olympics with an eight-year-old WolfieToon from "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

Which puts me in mind of the rhyme-- I'm sure I heard it somewhere before Major Freedman said it on "M*A*S*H"--

"Ladies and Gentleman

Take my advice

pull down your pants

and slide on the ice!"

(Thanks to "Gilligan" and his "Miniskirt Mondays" at "RETROSPACE!" )

Now for other cheap thrills, and maybe not so cheap, I have Recommended Reading:  

Kaki's story "A Lesson Learned" over HERE at Devlin O'Neill's blog!  I give it my highest "H&H" rating!  ("Hilarity and Horniness!")

And of course the Freebies you'll find at "D&D!"  

Swipes!

(Bullwinkle Voice) Hello, Culture Lovers!

In comic art, a "swipe"  is a drawing that has been directly copied from another (and usually better) artist and presented as one's own.  That's different from a "tribute" or "pastiche."  "Swipes" were pretty common practice in the 30's, when comic books were new, but a surprising amount of it still goes on today!

Now, if I were to present this:

a lot of people would recognize it as a famous bit of "Flash Gordon" work by Alex Raymond.

But, a lot of people wouldn't, and would say, "Dayam, that Wolfie can draw!"  

Thank you, thank you.

An awful lot of people have swiped Alex Raymond's work, because he was a superior artist and frequently used live models.  

He even gave lessons on drawing Nekkid Girls in Proper Perspective.

Another guy whose work was lovingly copied to save time and get a nice paycheck was Hal Foster, whose "Prince Valiant" was royal comic strip art.

Hal also did the "Tarzan" newspaper strip for a while in the 30's.

A fellow named Bob Kane was a big admirer.

That final dramatic panel, and just about every other panel in the origin story featured in "Batman" #1 in 1940, was a Swipe!

(Bob earned a very bad reputation as a Pilferer, of both art and credit.  Hardly any of the "Batman" artwork with the big "BOB KANE" signature box through the years was his, and almost all of the writing was done by Bob's fairly silent partner, and Batman's unsung co-creator, Bill Finger.  But I digress.)   

Now, everybody learns by copying at first.  This "Hawkman" page from "Flash Comics" #5 in 1940 is full of "Flash Gordon" swipes by artist Sheldon Moldoff.  As a matter of fact, the first artist for this feature, Dennis Neville, got the look for his hero from the Hawkmen in "Flash Gordon."

The third artist for "Hawkman"  was a young fellow named Joe Kubert, who not only became one of the greats with features like "Sergeant Rock" and a revised "Hawkman," but who began the Kubert School for Cartooning and Graphic Arts.

Kubert told his students that when you copy another artist, you will exaggerate his exaggerations, especially if it turns out you're copying someone else's copy, and the result will be severe and probably unattractive distortion.  He recommended lots of drawing from life, or at least using photographs.  

Say, I wonder how many pole-vaulters, runners, skating stars and boxers from the newspapers and magazines have wound up with Crime Fighting Doppelgangers in the funny books?

(Zooming off)

(Putting Evil Doers In Place)

Okay, now-- remember that Dick Williams magazine illustration? 

Boom, of "OTKatie" fame, pointed out IN THIS POST at "The Chicago Spanking Review" forum the similarity between it and this poster for a 1947 movie with Fred MacMurray and Paulette Goddard called "Suddenly Last Spring!"  Have a look!

The movie is a wacky post-war will-they-divorce-or-get-back-together romantic comedy and has no actual spankage.  But what a dandy Publicity Shot!!  

(Spanking Makes Happy Couples.)

Hey, come to think of it, those two have some other Movie Spanking to their credit! 

Paulette got an on-screen spanking from Ray Milland in "Reap The Wild Wind!"

("Mr. DeMille, can we please do that scene again?  Thaaaaank you!!")

John Wayne was in that picture, too, if ya wanna play "Six Degrees of Spanking Separation."

In the 1944 movie "And The Angels Sing," Fred MacMurray and his pals spank the Angel Sisters-- that is, Dorothy Lamour, Betty Hutton, Diana Lynn and Mimi Chandler!   I've been fighting with Blogger to embed Chross's YouTube clip here, but the smurf-smurfin' thing will not cooperate, so you'll have to click on the blue letters here to see 

THE CLIP!

Anyway, what do you think?  Dick Williams was a fine artist, so did he "merely" use Fred and Paulette as "models," with some kind of permission, or did he actually "swipe" that publicity shot?  Maybe such things were considered "public domain?"  It would help if we knew from whence came the illustration!

Well, The World May Never Know.  But at least in this post I got to do something with / to that Flash Gordon pic that's been screaming to me for Spanking Reinterpretation for forty-two years.

Another Smurfin' Wolfie Tribute!

Presenting a Peyo Parody for your peekin' pleasure! 

(Credit where credit is due-- Larken came up with the Color Smurfle.  She says that's what happens when a blue bottom gets reddened! I hadn't thought of that, but decided it must be true and fixed my cartoon accordingly.) 

But, wait!  That's not all!  You also get in this entry, at no additional charge, the link to Phil's spankin' new blog, OVERBARREL'S SPANKING TOONS!  Treats await you when you click on those blue letters like THIS: 

Phil's busy moving all of his Poser Work away from the Yahiccup Groups into Blogger where it is so much easier for everyone to see and enjoy,  so go have a look!

Oh, and have you seen the latest free samples at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE?"

That's worth a click, too!

Sunday Funday!

Our weekend entertainment continues with a gorgeous painting by DICK WILLIAMS that I've never seen before!  

Apparently this was an illustration for a magazine story.  I don't know what story in which magazine, or exactly when it appeared, but I bet it beat the hell outta that recent Gray Book that's been getting so much damned attention.  In fact, why the authors at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE," who write much better and much hornier tales, don't get some of that attention is beyond me.  But I digress.

This picture really appeals to me, because this couple obviously loves to read.

Oh, wait!!  I know Who that fellow is!!

"I wear a bow tie now.  Bow ties are cool."

Saturday Morning WolfieToon!!

You got your bowl of cereal, right?

Saturday Night Edit!

Lovely Larken says I should explain this for much younger women who did not watch Boy Shows, and for people from out of town, like Australia.

"Space Ghost" was a Saturday Morning action-adventure cartoon show from Hanna-Barbera (The makers of "The Flintstones," "Scooby Doo,"  "Yogi Bear," etc. etc. etc.) that began in 1966 to capitalize on "Batmania."  It combined Super Heroes, Outer Space (complete with Spaceships!), Ghosts, and Things Blowing Up.  How could that NOT be Really Cool?!  At least for the ten-year-old boys like I was and am.

Space Ghost and his two adopted teen-age assistants, the twins Jace and Jan, and their pet monkey Blip, patrolled the Galaxy in the Phantom Cruiser, keeping renegade robots, lava monsters and evil world-conquerors in line.  They could all become invisible, fly with power packs, and Space Ghost had power bands that shot out a variety of power rays.

The introduction looked like this!

Much, much later the Cartoon Network did a snarky talk show parody of snarky talk shows called "Space Ghost Coast To Coast," which I didn't usually care for.  It had its moments of absurd humor, but would they have done that to Zorro, the Lone Ranger, Superman or Batman?  I don't think so.

OK, NOW ya know!

Asking For It

It has been said that if a woman has to ask for attention and affection, her man is not doing his job.

There is, however, often communication confusion between the sexes.  Men are generally straightforward (which is not to say aggravatingly obtuse) and women are generally subtle and complex (which is not to say tortuously murky.)

The late Fr. Andrew Greeley often said in his novels that men must learn "that when a woman says no, it means no, unless it means yes or maybe." 

What I hope you'll take away from this, men, is that it is worth the effort to try to read all the signals to see what your woman is really saying, and women, please try to be as direct as possible with us.  

For example, if you feel inclined to a good spanking, but are disinclined to say aloud, "Honey would you please spank my little bottom until the glow can light up the hallway?" you can give us a visual clue.  Maybe like this: 

This girl is asking for it, with some degree of subtlety.

This girl is asking for it with a lot less subtlety: 

And this woman is using no subtlety whatsoever.

And of course, sometimes your fella will tell you that it's time for a butt whapping. 

The end result is that everyone will be happy with clear communication..

Happy Nude Rear!!

May 2014 bring you more joy than grief.

There is Nakedity in this WolfieToon.