Facing the Music, Or, Who Was That Unmasked Man?

Here's something to help with the Holiday Mood!

Christine knew better than to pull the mask off the Ol' Lone Ranger.  

I mean, the mysterious Phantom.

But whatever she expected to find under there, I bet she didn't expect to find herself in this position!

Then again, he has been her secret music tutor, and she'll remember this lesson, for sure.

And Erik's baton might mark something besides tempo.

She's certainly hitting those high notes now!

Happy Monday!

"Taking A Stand," Featuring Selected Shorts

Short Shorts Redux!

What?  Shorts shorts on ducks??

No, "redux," that is, "brought back," "revived!"

I ran across this video I'd cobbled together some time ago for the Royal Teen's hit "Short Shorts," and decided it was so dandy that it should be on the WolfieBlog again!  

Who knows, it might be the first time somebody sees it!

(By the way, I'm getting no pay for this, and all copyrights with familiar faces and fannies belong to the various owners!)

"SHORT SHORTS," ILLUSTRATED WOLFIE STYLE!

(Click for the full screen view, natch!)

Down! Set! Hut! Hut!!

It's the second week of college football, and so--

Meanwhile, not at the stadium-- 

Summer Slipping By!

As Summer dwindles, I consider the changes.

Some things I won't miss.  Sweltering, for instance.

Some things I might miss.

I don't know who this is, but she's pretty darn cute!

Just look at those freckles.  That was the first thing I noticed. 

I suppose we can always take some of the season along with us!

Larken Lyrics! Here's Some More-Ay!

Feel like Italian tonight?  Maybe you're feeling an Italian tonight? 

Either way, you're sure to enjoy this rendition of an old favorite as brilliantly parodied by the terrifically talented lady Larken!!

                                    THAT'S AMORE                                                   

by Larken 

10-19-11

 

 

(In Spankoli, where love is King, when Top Meets Imp, here's what they say~!)

 

When the moon hits His eye 'cause you're over His thigh

That's amore!

When He makes your tush shine 'cause you've had too much wine

That's amore!

Imps will sing, what's that thing, ouch what sting,

But they'll sing a cappella!

Imps will prance; they will dance, without pants

Like a hot tarantella!

 

When your Top is old school and He makes a new rule,

That's amore!

When you dance on His lap with each loud ouchy slap,

You're in love!

When you're spanked 'til you gleam,

It's your dream, and you might want some-more-ay

Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Spankoli

That's amore!

 

When His spoon makes you cry 'cause you did not comply

That's amore!

When His brush makes you whine 'cause you stepped out of line

That's amore!

Tops will say, "Imps obey."

You might stray, and 'cause you're not vanilla,

You'll be tipped,

Over all the way,

Spanked without delay,

He's a real Toppy fella!

 

You're an angel all day, and you just want to play

That's amore!

Then Top Logic appears and you're flipped OTK,

You're in love!

When you're life is a dream that's come true, you adore your Signore

You lie over His knee and you're spanked happily,

That's amore!

(If perchance you're rather young, or you've never waited in line listening to the music feed at Olive Garden, here's the original song!)

Look At The See-Saw, Did You See What I Saw?

I don't know the context, but there seems to be several kinds of kink going on here:

Stan Strikes Again!

Well, I don't know if the Spanker pictured here actually is Stan/E, but it's certainly a striking bit of artwork, displayed at this post over at "Au Fil des Jours!"

Long-time lookers-at-WolfieToons might recognize it as a "finish" over this pencil sketch "layout!"

Here is a translation, and a slight color tweak to pinken the people.  It's probably a weak translation, but if you native speakers-- maybe even Stan himself!-- can help me make it more idiomatic and truer, I'll  fix it, and give you the credit!

Stan said he was quite taken with the romantic attitude of the sketch some time ago, and decided to have fun drawing his version!  I like it a lot, especially the eyes!

I don't know if he ever saw the completed WolfieToon:

Oh, and I even adapted it for New Year's!

Now you have more versions than you want or want to tolerate!

Stan is an artist of considerable talent, and you can see a lot more of his work at his blog, even more Translated WolfieToons, like this one.

(I still like the gag, but there's some perspective problems in the drawing that I'm not going to point out if you can't see them.)

It's Awfully Warm Outside!

As a matter of fact, I'd say it's pretty darn hot!  But it's such fun to get outside and do the things you really enjoy!

The Lady Larken Birthday Post!

Today is the birthday of the beautiful, clever, passionate, and redoubtable Larken!

Golly, I hope I don't lose count during her birthday spanking and have to start all over!  

Again.

Anyway, here are three of the "Discipline & Desire" WolfieToons that she wrote!

Enjoy!

One Day While Walking Up The Stares...

This is the younger sibling of the previous post's cartoon!