Glory Be! More Paddy Patted Po-Po's!

I'm wondering if this is a good idea;  one cartoon with leprechaun spanking is an enjoyable novelty, but a bunch all at once might just blunt your senses!

Ah, well, let's not worry about it!  Instead, let's have another glass, and some fine and fancy footwork!

Yes, and her feet aren't all that's working, I know!

They do say there's treasure at the rainbow's end, if you can get to it!

But that's not the only place to find enchantment, y'know!

So, I hope your day's been brightened as much as this lovely. lucky colleen's precious. pretty, pink posterior!

Begora~! Paddy Whackin's You Probably Haven't Seen!

 And a Happy St. Paddy's Week to ye!

Here's the very first Irish Holiday WolfieToon I did for "Discipline & Desire," in 2007:

On a related note, in 2015, Seamus McPhee took a Banshee over his knee!  See?

(I think that might be Willow, Willow-Wailing!)

Now, you've seen this couple here on the Woofie Blog:

But they were actually ancillary characters to this "D & D" cartoon:

There are a couple more, but I'll save them for next time!

This Post Is Entirely Irelephant

 You won't believe what I found on YouTube.

A long time ago, I did this cartoon, which got no response at all!

😆

That's not a new idea-- Disney did it, Jay Ward did it, even Educated Fleas did it-- BUT, it has a basis in real life!!

When in Asia, you can stop in for a Simulating Baby Elephant Butt Massage Spanking, like Rose here!

Look how much she enjoyed that!  I suspect Rose with the now-rosy fanny is one of us, Gooble, Gabble, one of us!

Meanwhile, Back At The Ranch--

 --our hero, one of the original stinging cowboys, shows proper respect whilst disciplining his charge.

The Adventures of Paddle Cat!

Every now and then, in moments of desperate bewilderment, one masterful meow cuts through the confusion with the heartening cry:

It's

PADDLE CAT!!

P.C. made his first appearance in this badly-drawn but pretty funny "Discipline & Desire" WolfieToon in 2007:

And returned periodically.

There was a variant in his last appearance to date, in February of 2015:

Although the recent missions of Paddle Cat have not been documented, he is still abroad, straightening the synapses of tangled Tops, and bringing Truth, Justice, and Joy, to say nothing of a really good sting, to beleaguered Bottoms everywhere!

Studs, Censored Language, and Helpful Kitties

I suppose one can't blame this fella for losing control in the situation, but there's already so much harsh ugliness abroad that we shall soften his remarks for some relief, and also for the  young and sensitive peeking in here in spite of adult content warnings.

So, When You Look Out The Window~!

--You may catch a glimpse of Jolly Jack Frost and his little Snow Fairy Mary!

Holy Hallmark, Honey!!

 Today is the Great Excuse for cookies, candy, and kisses!

And if you're really lucky, MORE!!

So, enjoy!

Ahhh!

 

Speaking of the cold--

 There seems to be a lot of this in various places this weekend, so I guess it's best to make the best of it!

I See!!

How Much Wood Can A Woodchuck Swing?