WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Monday, March 16, 2015

WolfieToon Scruffies!

Okay!  Since I seem to have a break in my Real Time Adventures, and the Buggar Censors-- oh, pardon, I mean, the Blogger Censors seem to have decided not to quarantine our alleged adult blogs after all, I shall post!

I might even serial post!  'Cause post serials make breakfast a little bit better.

So-- this Li'l Bunny


featured in the WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" this week is: 

A.  Singing a Joyful Ode to the Coming of Spring

B.  Demonstrating a Conniption Fit.

C. An active member of  an odd Lepus religious order.

D,  A Wolfie tribute to the "Bunny of Exuberance" that Dan Piraro frequently has in the background of his "Bizarro"cartoons! 



E.  All of the above


If you answered "D," you are smack-on!




There is a long cartoon tradition of funny animals and sexy babes appearing together!  Here are just a few examples from fellas I greatly admire:

Frank Cho:



Dean Yeagle:




And Duane Bryers!




Once upon a time a lovely "D & D" member wrote and said she particularly enjoyed my "lovable, ugly, funny, scruffy pets!"  

Hence, my buddy "Overbarrel" Phil took to calling the WolfieToon animals "Scruffies!"  

Lady Larken calls them "A Furry Greek Chorus."  

That is especially apropos in Paddle Cat's last appearance!  Behold his reaction to this tragedy!



You can see that he is aghast at the sad state of the spanking implement remnants.

"EEEK!  A GHOST!!!"


No, no, no-- "aghast," that is, "struck with overwhelming shock and horror!" 

 But come to think of it, that ex-child sometimes reacts to spanking scenes, himself!






Anyway, Paddle Cat is one of my few recurring characters, and the only one with a Name.  At least I think so.

When frustrated Tops find that their hand is just not delivering the right sensation to the sensational Imp Behind below, P.C. appears, with a delight for their rears, and the concise advice, 
"USE THE PADDLE, DUMBASS!"




Once there was even a Paddle Puppy!  Maybe she was a Beatin' Beagle?   




If that dog also has some handcuffs nearby, then you have Locks and Beagles. 






That hound might be reacting to the previous atrocious pun, or maybe he's just perplexed at people pleased by paddlin'!






But there are canines who fully appreciate it.  Like Snickerdoodles here.




Not all chickens do.




If that rooster says, "This is for the birds!" and scurries off, you have poultry in motion.  

Which would also answer Chico Marx's question, "Why a duck?  Why-a no chicken?"



Yes, that's the Famous Spokes-Duck,

Here's a Famous Spanks Duck:  




And that's about all I have to write about Scruffies for now.




Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Christmas Cartoon the Third


A warm domestic scene, courtesy of "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"




And, all seriousness aside, as Steve Allen used to say, thank you for the response to my cartoons through the years, and may the love and joy in your life outweigh the grief.


Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Christmas Cartoon the Second

Everyone has her own way of handling Holiday Stress: some are grouchy, some are giddy, a lot of them arrange overknees trips...   
 
 
 
 
He shoulda spanked her with that paper tube, it would have made a lot of loud, fun noise!!  Well, there's a cartoon for another season...
 

Monday, December 22, 2014

Christmas Cartoon the First

My posting here has become rare for a variety of reasons, but this week I've decided to share three  "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE"  WolfieToons from Christmas Past for you.

Hope Yule enjoy them.





Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Howl-o-ween Fun 2014!

  


That is a detail from the Halloween WolfieToon over at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" this week!  




So is that!!  And here's the one from last year that was almost the display cartoon for the "D&D" home page! 




Here are a couple of Halloween Rerun WolfieBlog Links :  




And



So, have fun on All Hallows Eve and do brush your teeth after scarfing your bag of treats!



(Ooh, did you see what LON DON AFTER MIDNIGHT??!)




Tuesday, October 14, 2014

A Wolfie Proposal

Since our friends who enjoy conventional sex* are called "Vanilla," I propose that we Spankophiles now refer to ourselves as-- 

"Strawberry!"



For rather obvious reasons.











Besides, the term "Strawberry" easily continues the ice cream metaphor!








You could put up icons like this in mainstream social media




and proclaim, "I'm very Strawberry!




I think that would be more easily understood than "I'm very cherry!"  
Not to disparage cherries, but  I personally like strawberries much, much better. 




Why, there would be a lot of cute and subtle ways you could announce your predilections and proclivities to the world!








And with the pleasantly homey association, the world at large would be less apt to balk!  In fact, they might even be inclined to grin and wink and think, "Aw, look at her adorable strawberry hiney!!" 


    



So whaddaya think?




 "Ah, the Strawberries~!!"


*By the by, is there really and truly any such thing as "Normal Sex?"  

Isn't that an oxymoron?

My laundry is now 30% brighter since I began using Oxymoron!