On My Way To Curmudgeonhood

Yes, I was born fifty-eight years ago today and have begun practicing for all the Ol' Coot Roles:

Curmudgeons are a vital and valuable part of Society, 

and although one doesn't have to be a Geezer to be a Curmudgeon,

it tends to be more common.

So now I'll do Character Roles, 

but in my heart I still play the Lead.  

I'm sure every Imp thinks of me that way, too, yes?

Well, then, I wonder how they do view me?

(Those, by the way, are 'toons Brandy Golden asked me to do for the Western-themed Yahoo Group "Bratsville, Spankville County" a bunch of years ago.)

So, all right, I'll play the Crusty But Lovable Ol' Coot you encounter out and about.  

Watch yourself. 

"SPANKTICIPATION!"

That anxious moment between knowing it's going to happen and the first firm, resounding smack on a delectable derriere-- which could last a few seconds, a few minutes, a few hours, or even a few days!-- I am calling "Spankticipation."

There has been a lot written about this moment of delicious suspense, and it's one of the key features in Phil's new cartoon series starting up at  "OVERBARREL'S SPANKING TOONS!"  

Below are samples I've culled from nine years' of WolfieToons at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE"--  enjoy!

Ice Say!

Let's celebrate the Winter Olympics with an eight-year-old WolfieToon from "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

Which puts me in mind of the rhyme-- I'm sure I heard it somewhere before Major Freedman said it on "M*A*S*H"--

"Ladies and Gentleman

Take my advice

pull down your pants

and slide on the ice!"

(Thanks to "Gilligan" and his "Miniskirt Mondays" at "RETROSPACE!" )

Now for other cheap thrills, and maybe not so cheap, I have Recommended Reading:  

Kaki's story "A Lesson Learned" over HERE at Devlin O'Neill's blog!  I give it my highest "H&H" rating!  ("Hilarity and Horniness!")

And of course the Freebies you'll find at "D&D!"  

Another Smurfin' Wolfie Tribute!

Presenting a Peyo Parody for your peekin' pleasure! 

(Credit where credit is due-- Larken came up with the Color Smurfle.  She says that's what happens when a blue bottom gets reddened! I hadn't thought of that, but decided it must be true and fixed my cartoon accordingly.) 

But, wait!  That's not all!  You also get in this entry, at no additional charge, the link to Phil's spankin' new blog, OVERBARREL'S SPANKING TOONS!  Treats await you when you click on those blue letters like THIS: 

Phil's busy moving all of his Poser Work away from the Yahiccup Groups into Blogger where it is so much easier for everyone to see and enjoy,  so go have a look!

Oh, and have you seen the latest free samples at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE?"

That's worth a click, too!

Sunday Funday!

Our weekend entertainment continues with a gorgeous painting by DICK WILLIAMS that I've never seen before!  

Apparently this was an illustration for a magazine story.  I don't know what story in which magazine, or exactly when it appeared, but I bet it beat the hell outta that recent Gray Book that's been getting so much damned attention.  In fact, why the authors at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE," who write much better and much hornier tales, don't get some of that attention is beyond me.  But I digress.

This picture really appeals to me, because this couple obviously loves to read.

Oh, wait!!  I know Who that fellow is!!

"I wear a bow tie now.  Bow ties are cool."

"Werewolf?!" "There! THERE Wolf!"

"DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" editor Nattie Jones wanted me to share this particular WolfieToon with you here because, for technical and inexplicable reasons, it hadda come off our FREE PAGE.  

Now, if you find this cartoon oddly unseasonal,  bear in mind that James Whale's "Frankenstein," with Colin Clive, Boris Karloff and company, was the hit of 1931's Christmas season!  And I'll have a New Year's Post here soon!  Behold:

And, just for grins, here are some of the preliminary sketches for this cartoon as I was groping toward the proper staging and look to "sell" Larken's gag!

 

Holiday Greetings!

'Twas the night before Christmas,

and look at that moon!

Not a creature was stirring,

they didn't have spoons!

That is a detail from the WolfieToon this week at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

Here is a peek at the whole thing and at one of the previous 'toons, which I hope will entice and not annoy.

If it does irritate, you can make this your return greeting:

Which is good for anyone tired of the strained hubbub that began in October, anyway.

But maybe you'll find something really cool under the tree, like--

"Holy Sh*t!  What ARE they thinking?!"

OK, how about:

In any case, I hope your joys and happy memories will always outweigh your grief.