WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe
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Tuesday, September 21, 2021

As Doc Brown Said, "GREAT SCOTT!!"

 Wednesday, September 22, is ERICA  SCOTT'S birthday!

So, here's a Party 'Toon!

What's better than Birthday CosPlay?  Why-- 

And Elucidation!  

(Remember to elucidate only in approved elucidation areas)

Lots of Love, Erica!!

Monday, September 20, 2021

Faaaaaaaaaaall In!

This Wednesday, September 22nd, is the first official day of Autumn!  

But there's a bigger event we'll be celebrating then, so to mark the change of season now, I present this colorful WolfieToon!


Thursday, August 20, 2020

Time For Reeling and Writhing and Rhythm Tic

 Thankfully there are responsible, sensible, and caring adults who are putting thought into how to keep our schoolchildren safe and healthy this fall semester, in spite of a severe lack of any of that (not even a hint!) from the federal dunderheads whose job that is supposed to be!

Thus, topically and Top-ically, WolfieToons from previous Geological Strata:









Friday, July 3, 2020

Stars and Stripes!

That phrase begat the ideas for these 4th of July-centric WolfieToons!

I wasn't sure if I communicated the alleged gag here very well:




There have been oceans full of Uncle Sam 'toons, but how many in which he is appropriately dressed for the summer weather?




Strike up the band... leader.




Here's the first version of that cartoon-- I got this far in inking it before deciding it could be better.




Whether it really was is debatable.  Sometimes I overwork t hings!




Happy Independence Day!  The Artificially Orange-Flavored Petulant Pretender and the damage he encourages won't last forever, nor the tide of fear and actual instances of injustice he rode in on.  Take heart!



Thursday, April 23, 2020

Something New From WOFY-TV! Or, Here's A Real Over-The-Knee Slapper!

So how ya doin' with all this, Binky?




Are your best beloved beginning to become too bothersome to bear?





Have your favorite foods lost their luster?





Is even FaceTime with Gramma taking a discouraging turn?





Well, fret not, faithful friend (or feckless foe), a respite is here! 





Just tune your personal TV receivers--




any model--




to WOFY-TV




and thrill to a lost Beach Monster classic from 1962!!



Yes, 1962, when Poodles wore People Skirts




and Wolfman Jack was spinning the hits on your car radio




and girls wrestled gorillas in the Passion Pit (the Drive-In Movie Theater)




And sparkling clean dishes put a sparkle in everyone's eyes!





Ladies and Gentlemen, in 3D, if your glass is full enough--




Hm, I think that's Larken obstructing my view of the--




Well, you know what, I don't think I mind.




Well, anyway, I hope these chuckles helped!

Remember, it could always be worse!!




EEK!


Monday, March 30, 2020

Prepared and Satisfied!

I hope you are taking all the precautions seriously, and were as well-prepared for time alone (currently called "social distancing") as this young woman!