Kimberly's Complicated Craftsmanship

This is Kimberly Ann Thomas.  She signs her artwork "KAT."

The top of Kimberly's latest work looks like this.

There seems to be some less-than-subtle statement there.  

The Top in her picture is a butthead??  Now we know the result of such a remark, spoken or graphically depicted.

But is she truly surprised or alarmed? 

  

Anyway, you can see the whole darn thing and more at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

Plus, this week's Free Bits start Jennifer Somersby's "THE TWO CHARLEYS." and Mandy Rogers's "FIRST AND FOREVER LOVE!"

Don't be cheated by crappy fan fiction inexplicably getting national attention when you can enjoy the real deal!!

Wolfie Says.

She's Got Freckles On Her!

The woman featured in this week's WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" reminds me of a song !

Here's the song by Larry Vincent:

And here's a later version recorded by the Four Vagabonds.  I don't think the lyrics are as intelligible, but I really like the vocal play!

Speaking of play, there are three free chapters over at "D&D" this week-- 

"THE MONCRIEF WITCHES" by Katrina

From "LEGAL BRIEFS: OVER THE KNEE JUSTICE," Chapter One of "The Bodyguard" by Celeste Jones

And also from Celeste,  the start of "TWENTY-ONE DAYS TO A BETTER ATTITUDE!" 

Enjoy!

And A-One, And A-Two...

Hey, look, it's the Band Director getting the kids at Practice all warmed up for the new school year!

No, wait, that's not it, after all... Except for the "warm-up" part. 

You can have a peek at the new "Discipline & Desire" WolfieToon HERE!    Tidbits of the new stories and free chapters, too, of course!

Now, if the cartoon looks familiar, you may have seen the original sketch IN THIS POST!  I'll probably use others!

Aw, Loooook!

I put the emphasis on "Desire" this week.

But there's still some "Discipline,"  too-- have a peek at this week's "Discipline and Desire" update!

Sparks fly in the two free chapters:  Chula Stone's "Wanna Bet?" and "Appalachian Cure" by Mandy Rogers.

And you read that as "spanks fly," didn'tcha?  Ha!

Hoppy Easter Week!

"I've heard of a wolf in sheep's clothing, but THIS is ridiculous!"

Hey, whatever it takes to get the job done!

This fella originally appeared in the Easter cartoon I did for the "Spankville County" Yahoo Group years and years ago!  I may have put the same on up at "The Southern California Spanked Wives Club."

And look, the Real Bunny shows up at "Discipline & Desire" this week!

Wow,  E. B. looks P. O.'ed!!

And not for the first time!!

(If you'd like to see the pencil sketch from whence this came, it's back at THIS POST!)

I may find other goodies as the week rolls on, but in the meanwhile, you can visit N'arleans with Jordan Grace in the first chapter of "Endless Love," and over to Jolly Ole with Maren Smith in the opening of "Angel of Hawkhaven!"

So enjoy, but behave yourself, you never know Who might be watching!

Honey Don't!!

For this week's WolfieToon at "Discipline and Desire," I snagged the title of Carl Perkins's rockabilly hit "Honey Don't" 

Carl did great stuff!  So great, in fact, that his Sun Records "stablemate," that Presley kid, covered "Blue Suede Shoes," and later, there were four lads from Liverpool in love with American Rock 'n' Roll, and the Sun Records guys in particular, who did a fine cover of "Honey Don't,"  letting their drummer do the lead vocal!

However, I'm not sure if this gal is staying on key.

She is staying on knee.

HAR!!  

Hey, Shannon Stevens is a punster after my own heart, as you can see from the title of her story "Smoking the Bare (Only You Can Prevent Fires!)"  And you can read the first chapter by clicking on them thar blue letters!

You will also learn, from the second free "D&D" chapter this week, Great Aunt Trudy's Words To Live By in "The Eight Wisdoms" by Oona West.  And watch out for Trudy's yardstick.

Picture Quiz

This woman

is:

A:  An obsessive fan of "The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis" TV show

B:  Wednesday Addams's sister

C:  Needs tue spankings a day.

For the correct answer, turn your monitor upside down.  

This will be harder to do without a laptop or handheld gizmo, in which case you will have to turn yourself upside down. 

You can also find the answer at this week's new and improved installment at "Discipline and Desire!"

Naturally, there are the titillating tales from the "D&D" authors and two free chapters to enjoy:   the intriguing start of Katrina Devlin's "Healing In Time,"  and you can fly over the rooftops as Bella Maeve begins "My Hero!"

And you youngsters who don't get my "Dobie Gillis" reference will have to go find any remaining copies of Encyclopedia Britannica, or I suppose the Interweb will do, too.  

Leprechaunette!

There have been several Leprechauns in WolfieToons over the years, and some Fairies, but only one other Leprechaunette.  

May you see as much gorgeous pink as shamrock green this weekend!

 (Background color by Stan / E!)

ZELLE made this from an old 'toon and says this here cereal's LOTS better than "Lucky Charms!!"  She would know!!

Oh, and to heighten the celebration, there is another Wolfie Leprechaun and some Fairy Tails over at "Discipline and Desire," 

including the first chapter of Jennifer Somersby's "The Two Charleys," and Nattie Jones's "Prim and Proper!"

Quaff a tankard for me!

Kaki, Larken, and the New WolfieToon

Well, that's not really Kaki and Larken.  

But it could be.

And that's certainly Impy enough, we might be getting closer.

Ooh, speaking of being closer!  Yowza!

Anyway, Larken and Kaki

both remarked about training the pooches to fetch toys over in the "Pinups and Puppies" post,  which I thought was a splendid carton idea, and so I surprised them with co-writing credit for this week's WolfieToon at  "Discipline and Desire!"

They were pleased, but couldn't possibly have been as tickled as I was with their responses.  Hopefully they won't mind me sharing excerpts!  Kaki wrote: 

* SQUEAL!!! * 

This has to be my favoritest cartoon in the whole world!  Thanks so much, I love, love. LOVE it.

That dog can wipe that smug look off her face.

And Larken added:

Oh ! Em ! Gee ! 

         

This is SO COOL!!!

        
                                                          

Wait just a minute here.  That dog is a girl?!  Just look at that sly smirk!  And her tail's waving away like a mini rattan cane!  Man's best friend.  You got that right.  Hrumph.  That traitor.     

 (Maybe the Imps can train the dogs to chew up the wooden implements, or at least bury them in the back yard.)  

I love these gals!

Oh, tush, tush, I hardly think they're in that group... but it does remind me of my Youth.

Anyway, thanks again, Kaki and Larken!    

 Oh, look!!

I nearly forgot to mention the two free chapters of the "D&D" books on this week's update:  Medieval mischief from Maryse in "Chance Encounters,"  and things get hot in the hospital in Reesa Roberts's "A Chemical Romance!"  Enjoy!

Hearts and Bottoms!

"Hearts And Stars Near Her Bottom" is

A.  A Card Game

    B.  A Patriotic Song

                                    C.  A feature of this week's WolfieToon 

                D.  Two-thirds of the above

The answer is "True," and so far, both Springrose and Phil of "Overbarrel" fame have told me they liked that very much!

I've always thought hearts and bottoms went well together

especially because bottoms are, to my eye, heart-shaped, especially in spanking position.

And I'm evidently not the only one to think so.  (I'll insert a credit when I find out who drew this!)

Hm, that might actually be a "bubble butt."  

A long time ago, I tried to find out how the stylized "heart-shape" came to be.  Someone suggested it was the form of two swan's necks together when mating.  Aw!  Someone a lot less poetic and much hornier said it was a representation of the vulva.  And someone with an outright dirty mind (tsk!) said it was inverted testicles.  (I hate when that happens.)  

Well, I don't give much credence to either of those last two ideas, because then YouTube would ban "I Love Lucy" for showing sexual images, and we all know YouTube has a strict-- and strictly enforced-- policy against showing sexual images.

But the shape does look like a delicate derriere to me.

So if you're looking for a heart on Valentine's Day, or maybe just a heart on, check out this week's update at   "Discipline and Desire!"

There are Valentine's Day themed stories this week, and the two free chapters are from the start of Michelle Carlyles'  "Legacy"  (not pulling your legacy!) and Kathryn Jay's "Smooth Landings" (and landing on something smooth, I bet!)

Let the chocolate gorging commence!

Charlie Beats the Winter Blahs, and Li'l Miss Naughty Has a Birthday!

Just when you thought we'd escaped fairly well, Winter is socking us again.  Good thing I have some warm socks.

My friend Charlie Tunasheart sent me a note with the following tale:

"I don't remember if I told you what my wife remarked about in the car during Winter.

She recalled a car commercial about one with a 'warmer' in the seat, and said, 'I'd like a warm seat.'    

I just smiled at her!!!!!!!"

Gee, Charlie, you'd think the Mrs. woulda learned by now!!  Well, for the two of you, here is an older Winter WolfieToon!  (And the rest of you can look, too.)

The new cartoon is up now at "Discipline And Desire," along with five snippets of new stories and two full, free episodes from D&D books for you to enjoy:  "The Long Arm of the Law" is from Celeste Jones's story stash, and you kin git awn out west with Brandy Golden to  "Dusty's Ghost Town!"

Today is also Jules's birthday-- the delightful pixie from the UK you've seen around here from time to time who signs herself "Li'l Miss Naughty!"   

Have an especially fine day, Jules!  I hope you see my greeting here, because Yahoo keeps sending the e-notes back!  Wotta buncha Yahoos!  Or maybe I have your address wrong... Nah, I think it's the Yahoos!

Look, you got an LOLCat!!

Sharing Some Culture

  Greetings, Beau Monde!  

(Hey, wasn't he Daddy Ward on "Leave It To Beaver?")

Here is a representation of one of my favorite pieces of classical music!

In case anyone doesn't recognize it, that's part of "The William Tell Overture," also known as "The Lone Ranger Theme:"

"Titty-Rump, Titty-Rump, Titty, Rump-Rump-Rump!"

Ah, sometimes I tickle myself!

But you probably don't want to hear about that.

However, if you'd like to be tickled and titillated yourself, you can, if you haven't already, find some delight at "Discipline and Desire!"

The new WolfieToon explores Communication, and, along with peeks at the new members' stories, you get to see the first chapter of Belle's thriller,  "Networked," and Deborah Plum's heroine begins a bright new direction in the first part of "Behavior Modification!"

My thanks to all the Imps (some of whom you might recognize?) and Photographers and Web-sters for this presentation.

    

Fibhoods

One should never tell Fibhoods.  There are consequences.  And yet,this Fibhoodteller doesn't look very repentant.  That is a puzzlement.

Perhaps you can work it out viewing this week's WolfieToon at the "Discipline and Desire" update!  And black socks are pretty sexy, don'tcha think?

I really enjoyed the two free "D&D" book chapters this week, from two of my favorite genres, and believe you will, too!  In fact, I think you'll want to read more!  

Shannon Stevens's characters made me laugh aloud, and there's some mighty fine Western Whalloppin' in the first chapter of "Wayward Rescues!"  It's a hoot!

Then we discover that Skye Westlocke-- love that name!-- is in trouble-- in fact, we're ALL in trouble-- in Chapter One of Robin Smith's "The Blue Light of Home!"  Resistance may or may not be futile, but it definitely has its consequences!    

Later, Gators! 

The Mystery of the Buttoned Butt!

You'll notice the woman in this week's WolfieToon at "Discipline And Desire" has a decorative button-- well, presumably two-- on her shorts.  It connects nothing, holds nothing in place;  its only purpose is to draw attention, which is why I drew it..

Now, throughout History women have decorated their behinds.  There have been bustles and bows, patterns and polka dots, and these kids today even use printing like "PINK," and yes, I have used that as a joke in a Wolfie Cartoon.  The reason for all this augmentation is obvious, but what puzzles me is the occasional reaction to the reactions.  

Of course, I'm not talking about taking liberties with strangers!  That would be gauche at the very least, and could even put you in the pokey, Pokey.  But when someone with whom you are intimately connected responds with a haughty glare or outraged rejoinder to your appreciative compliments and possible pats of praise, it causes consternation.  

This is not always the reaction, but when it happens, my belief is that it's an extension of the original motivation:  to teasingly entice.  The fella must play the game, and it might even end up with him supplying a firm and loving, totally respectful spanking.

Or am I misreading?  Wimin is a mystery.  

Anyhow, enjoy the decorated derriere, the five new members' stories, and the free first chapters of two "Discipline and Desire" books:

The guy in Dulcie Taylor's "I'll Be Stronger Tomorrow" has one of the best entrances I've seen, and speaking of titillating Tops, the fella in Oona West's "Celtic Seduction" is an appealing rogue!  Naturally, I enjoy the gals, myself.

And if you pronounced "Celtic" with an "s" instead of a "k" sound, you're a basketball fan or maybe a girl in a little tartan skirt who should come to Principal Wolfie's office.