Fish Tails, Or, "Icthyosoreass"

THE MERMAID 

Ogden Nash (1902-1974) 

Say not the mermaid is a myth, 

I knew one once named Mrs. Smith. 

She stood while playing cards or knitting; 

Mermaids are not equipped for sitting.

I made the same point, albeit not so poetically, back at THIS POST, but it's interesting how often Mermaid Spanking Images show up anyway!

Now, we all grew up with merwomen, 

so, familiarity generally negates the notion that encountering such a creature would be pretty goddamn scary.

Perhaps that's the subtle psychology behind the desire to tame such Faerie Denizens.  Or maybe it's just that Spankophile Imaginations don't really need all that much encouragement 

Thus, the question becomes, where does the Fish End and the Girl Rear Appear? 

(Cartoon by Mike Maihack)

Of course, Ron Howard let us have both versions of Daryl Hannah in "Splash," and God bless him for it.

When the Disney Dudes decided to adapt Hans Christian Andersen's "The Little Mermaid," the director told his designers and animators, "I don't want Ariel to look like a girl wearing a fish costume!"  So pains were taken to make her lower half authentically aquatic. 

However, that never stopped the aforementioned Spankophiles from depicting her over someone's lap in fish form.  I can't find any good images of that right now, but they're out there.  And Dean Yeagle had no problem whatsoever supplying Ariel with cute buttocks in this sketch for a fan:

  

Girls in Mermaid Suits With Cute Butts always reminds me of the opening of "THE GLASS BOTTOM BOAT,"  a 60's movie in which Doris Day swims onscreen to enchant the customers of her dad's (Arthur Godfrey!) tourist attraction.

Rod Taylor, fishing where he's not supposed to be, snags her mermaid tail and yanks it right off.  They have a heated exchange (ensuring, by romantic comedy rules, that they will end up together by movie's end) and Doris angrily turns tail and swims away.

As we were watching this pic on TV-- lo! so long ago-- my sister squealed with glee, "She's really NOT wearing a bottom!"  and I tried in vain to pierce the water's murkiness to see Doris's lovely naked behind.  I'm sure she was, in fact, wearing SOMETHING, but the notion of seeing Ms Day's uncovered derriere... intrigued me.  I had seen her fanny swatted in a couple of other pictures, and, as Clark Gable confirms in "Teacher's Pet," she had a lovely rump. 

Butt, I digress.

One of the first cartoons I found on-line was of this Old Salt solving our dilemma:

(By the way, Web-Ed has this over at "The Chicago Spanking Forum" on his HUMOR PAGE!)

Most Adult Parody Videos are pretty lame, however, Dallas and Company (As in, "Dallas Spanks Hard!") have created a pretty good one called "I Spank Lucy" that you can preview HERE!   It features Lucy in a show wearing a mermaid costume;  at least until this moment:

Endart did a cartoon returning us to the original idea called "Catch Of The Day."

There is a way around the Half Woman-Half Fish spanking problem that others have suggested;  here is my version:

There could be other problems there.  But, I dunno, she might be a pretty good kisser.

Pin-Ups, Their Puppies, and Cockapoos!

Frisky cartoons often feature frisky canines!

One of my all-time favorite pin-up painters, Gil Elvgren, frequently had his gals interacting with their dogs!

This Art Frahm girl didn't lose her pup.

Dean Yeagle's Mandy usually had her Scotty nearby.

Cal Slayton shows us a Lucky Pup!

Dogs have forever been tugging away swimsuit parts, like this one by Wolfgang M. Otto. 

Likewise, I like to include furry friends in the WolfieToons from time to time!

All of which brings up a tail.  Er, tale.

One of the WolfieToons for "Discipline and Desire" featured a Grinning Baker getting her round white fanny smacked with a big wooden spoon by Boss Baker for creating Gingerbread Men with Something Extra, thus:

"D&D" Editor Reesa Roberts thought that was fall-down-funny, but was also concerned that Our Web Host Naughty Stuff Police would object to Cookie Penises, at least on the opening home page, and asked me, "Is it necessary to show the little cockapoos?"

So I did this version, which I thought also got the point across, and maybe was even funnier, but not nearly as funny as calling them "cockapoos."

  

Then my somewhat rebellious nature took hold, and on the very next cartoon I decided, Damn the Torpedoes, we WILL show the little Cockapoos!!  

Reesa wrote back and said:

"Sorry, but those aren't cockapoos.  Those are dogs."

I love her!

Hearts and Bottoms!

"Hearts And Stars Near Her Bottom" is

A.  A Card Game

    B.  A Patriotic Song

                                    C.  A feature of this week's WolfieToon 

                D.  Two-thirds of the above

The answer is "True," and so far, both Springrose and Phil of "Overbarrel" fame have told me they liked that very much!

I've always thought hearts and bottoms went well together

especially because bottoms are, to my eye, heart-shaped, especially in spanking position.

And I'm evidently not the only one to think so.  (I'll insert a credit when I find out who drew this!)

Hm, that might actually be a "bubble butt."  

A long time ago, I tried to find out how the stylized "heart-shape" came to be.  Someone suggested it was the form of two swan's necks together when mating.  Aw!  Someone a lot less poetic and much hornier said it was a representation of the vulva.  And someone with an outright dirty mind (tsk!) said it was inverted testicles.  (I hate when that happens.)  

Well, I don't give much credence to either of those last two ideas, because then YouTube would ban "I Love Lucy" for showing sexual images, and we all know YouTube has a strict-- and strictly enforced-- policy against showing sexual images.

But the shape does look like a delicate derriere to me.

So if you're looking for a heart on Valentine's Day, or maybe just a heart on, check out this week's update at   "Discipline and Desire!"

There are Valentine's Day themed stories this week, and the two free chapters are from the start of Michelle Carlyles'  "Legacy"  (not pulling your legacy!) and Kathryn Jay's "Smooth Landings" (and landing on something smooth, I bet!)

Let the chocolate gorging commence!

The First Shall Be Posted

You have Erica Scott to blame for this WolfieBlog.  Go spank her.  But you might have to get in line, she's very popular.  


Anyway, this dear one and I were together at the "Southern California Spanked Wives Club" when MSN gave it to Whirled Groups (misspelling on purpose).  Soon it became terribly troublesome to do anything much there, so Erica began a blog at MySpaz (misspelling also on purpose) and suggested that I do the same.


So I did, but pursuing social network link-ups wasn't important to me, and so for the longest time, MySpaz reported that "Dave Wolfe Has 2 Friends."


That was freakin' HILARIOUS!!


But soon MySpaz also became a particular pain in the patootie to operate, so Erica packed up and began her fabled Blogger Blog!  And eventually I came here, too.  .


NOW, in THIS POST this gorgeous troublemaker is recommending that everyone repost their very first blogs, from the suggestion that Secret Spanko made HERE! 

Great idea, huh?  Tell ya what-- Here is my first cartoon published at "Discipline and Desire!" 

My first blog at MySpaz had a Halloween cartoon you've already seen, and incoherent mumbling  about learning how to work the darn thing.  So here is my SECOND blog, which has nothing to do with spanking, but is rather Wolfie: 

MySpace-  December 13, 2006
Makes You Proud To Be Canine

Okay, Kids, gather 'round and Grampa Wolfie (wheeeeeeze kaff kaff) will tell ya all about the days when comics were only a dime to 12¢ 'cause they were done cheaply on newsprint and it was the Olden Days when people were only making a buck an hour anyway.  

In that faraway time, comics not only featured superheroes, but funny animals, funny kids, funny teens, cowboys, spies, detectives, lovers, ghosts and goblins-- and the most amazing dog ever-- REX the WONDER DOG!!  

REX made Rin-Tin-Tin and Lassie both look like Odie!  For example~~ 

Here is REX breathing underwater and saving a babe from a naked octopus:

Here is REX swinging on a vine to save a tree-bound babe and her boytoy from Charlie The Lonesome Cougar:

Here is REX riding to the rescue on My Friend Flicka and playing a little grabass at the same time:

Here is REX trying to mate with Flipper's Daughter (notice her smile!):

And finally (for now)  here is REX about to kick a DINOSAUR'S ASS!!

(A lot of that artwork, if anybody cares, was done by one of my favorites, the late Gil Kane, famous for later runs on "Green Lantern," "The Atom," "Spider-Man ," "Conan the Barbarian," and much, much more!)

I'll be looking forward to wandering the web to see what other firsts show up!

  

**Edit and Addition Feb 16th!**

I gotta insert this bit that Larken e-mailed to me 'cause it's so dagnabbin' cute!!  She says:

 

 Oh,  and I've been thinking.  Maybe Wolfie could get his own show.  Let's see…

 

REX the WONDER DOG                          WOLFIE the WONDER SPANKO

 

* Breathes underwater…………………….….……..     * Spanks over underwear

 

* Saves a babe from a naked octopus……. * Spanks a naked babe  

 

* Swings on a vine…………………………….…………..      * Swings his arm & Imps whine

 

* Plays a little grabass…………………….……..…..     * Plays a little grabass      

 

* Tales of pounding excitement……….…..…..   * Tales of astounding tail ignitement

 

* Sir Rex Four Footed Knight……………………     * Sir Wolfie Two Handed Spanker

 

*  Made Lassie look like Odie…………………….    * Spanks lassies

 

* Mystery of the Midget Sub……………………     * Mastery of the Midnight Sub

 

* Rex kicks a dinosaurs ass………………………..    * Wolfie spanks a divine, sore ass

 

*Four Footed Defender of the West……...  * Two Footed Defender of Jest

Thank you,  Darlin' Larken!  (Stands and Applauds!) 

Charlie Beats the Winter Blahs, and Li'l Miss Naughty Has a Birthday!

Just when you thought we'd escaped fairly well, Winter is socking us again.  Good thing I have some warm socks.

My friend Charlie Tunasheart sent me a note with the following tale:

"I don't remember if I told you what my wife remarked about in the car during Winter.

She recalled a car commercial about one with a 'warmer' in the seat, and said, 'I'd like a warm seat.'    

I just smiled at her!!!!!!!"

Gee, Charlie, you'd think the Mrs. woulda learned by now!!  Well, for the two of you, here is an older Winter WolfieToon!  (And the rest of you can look, too.)

The new cartoon is up now at "Discipline And Desire," along with five snippets of new stories and two full, free episodes from D&D books for you to enjoy:  "The Long Arm of the Law" is from Celeste Jones's story stash, and you kin git awn out west with Brandy Golden to  "Dusty's Ghost Town!"

Today is also Jules's birthday-- the delightful pixie from the UK you've seen around here from time to time who signs herself "Li'l Miss Naughty!"   

Have an especially fine day, Jules!  I hope you see my greeting here, because Yahoo keeps sending the e-notes back!  Wotta buncha Yahoos!  Or maybe I have your address wrong... Nah, I think it's the Yahoos!

Look, you got an LOLCat!!